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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Jake's Bar Fight

By now everyone has heard about Jake Gyllenhaal and his bar fight over the weekend.  Jake has been visiting the pub where the incident happened regularly because it is close to the Source Code set.  On Saturday night, he was egged on by a blogger from DrunkenStepfather.com.

Blogger:
So I was in a bar and Jake Gyllanhaal the clost faggot walked in with 5 fat chicks cuz he’s gay and gay dudes love fat chicks…..He danced like a little bitch on the bench of his booth like he didn’t crave cock…but I had a feeling he did….then I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his bullshit, so I decided to take the pussy off his high horse and I don’t really care what gay cowboy he fucks so I said: Hey aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger…. So apparently that hurts a little bitches ego…..so the little bitch started screaming in my face like a role he reversed…he started screaming shit like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he isn’t an ass licking homo….I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…of 60 dollars… The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. It’s some bullshit ego shit that doesn’t respect their patrons….Garde Manger Bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall aka Gay in the ass cuz I’m a little bitch Hall…. This is DrunkenStepfather.com motherfuckers…..So stop pretending you like girls, faggot…your fat chicks who you use to protect you from meeting real girls don’t cut it, Faggot….Stop killing Australians cuz you crush on them, Faggot…the war is on…I will make sure you and your pussy behavior gets broken the fuck down…. I will ruin this guy and you will help… On a sidenote – this faggot tried to have a bitch fight with the beautiful girl I was with. He actually tried to hit her…Jake Gyllanhaal wants to fight girls…and I am not joking…Seriously… All this bitch wants is to suck on a dick … He is the Lady Gaga of Movies…A pussy. He’s done….he sucked his beer bottle like it was a fucking dick…seriously… Dude thinks he owns the city…he thinks he decides who leaves bars when he wants…he thinks he is important…he’s not…he’s a fucking bitch…and I will break him…seriously…he has a shitty celebrity and I will ruin that celebrity….he beats up women…. Some celebs are down to earth. This cokehead loser…is a cokehead loser….he is so into himself and he actually hit a woman… HE HIT A WOMAN…. Bubble Boy hit a girl…at a restaurant called Garde Manger…Who seem to think it’s ok to hit a girl…call them and tell them… (514) 678-5044?…to not hit a girl…..call the restaurant (514) 678-5044?…..complain… His crew was holding him back…..he beats up girls… Love Jesus….Martinez….

(he has since changed it 3 times to the watered down version it reads now) What kind of low life scum of the Earth would ever throw that statement around.  It is pretty clear that you wanted an article and some hits on your lame ass site.  My opinion is that this blogger is lucky that he had body guards there to back him up, or else you would have had to tell everyone that you got a black eye and your ass kicked by a gay cowboy

19 comments:

caitlin said...

The funny thing is that blogger is one of the most ill-mannered, self-and-everyone-else-disparaging, hypocritical jerks on the internet, and that is saying a lot.

Please, everyone knows he is fabricating and whatever Jake says about the incident will be as close to the truth as you can get.

Anonymous said...

From Towleroad:

Here’s how DrunkenStepFather Originally posted his story:

So I was in a bar and Jake Gyllanhaal the clost faggot walked in with 5 fat chicks cuz he’s gay and gay dudes love fat chicks…..He danced like a little bitch on the bench of his booth like he didn’t crave cock…but I had a feeling he did….then I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his bullshit, so I decided to take the pussy off his high horse and I don’t really care what gay cowboy he fucks so I said: Hey aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger…. So apparently that hurts a little bitches ego…..so the little bitch started screaming in my face like a role he reversed…he started screaming shit like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he isn’t an ass licking homo….I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…of 60 dollars… The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. It’s some bullshit ego shit that doesn’t respect their patrons….Garde Manger Bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall aka Gay in the ass cuz I’m a little bitch Hall…. This is DrunkenStepfather.com motherfuckers…..So stop pretending you like girls, faggot…your fat chicks who you use to protect you from meeting real girls don’t cut it, Faggot….Stop killing Australians cuz you crush on them, Faggot…the war is on…I will make sure you and your pussy behavior gets broken the fuck down…. I will ruin this guy and you will help… On a sidenote – this faggot tried to have a bitch fight with the beautiful girl I was with. He actually tried to hit her…Jake Gyllanhaal wants to fight girls…and I am not joking…Seriously… All this bitch wants is to suck on a dick … He is the Lady Gaga of Movies…A pussy. He’s done….he sucked his beer bottle like it was a fucking dick…seriously… Dude thinks he owns the city…he thinks he decides who leaves bars when he wants…he thinks he is important…he’s not…he’s a fucking bitch…and I will break him…seriously…he has a shitty celebrity and I will ruin that celebrity….he beats up women…. Some celebs are down to earth. This cokehead loser…is a cokehead loser….he is so into himself and he actually hit a woman… HE HIT A WOMAN…. Bubble Boy hit a girl…at a restaurant called Garde Manger…Who seem to think it’s ok to hit a girl…call them and tell them… (514) 678-5044?…to not hit a girl…..call the restaurant (514) 678-5044?…..complain… His crew was holding him back…..he beats up girls… Love Jesus….Martinez….

(he has since changed it 3 times to the watered down version it reads now)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, no one believes that douche's story. Jake G. is beloved by all. And, he has the audacity to try to make this about violence toward women? Give me a break!

natjducky said...

This guy is completely disgusting. I can barely wrap my mind around his hypocrisy. I didn't think he could possibly be more despicable, and then I read his original post ... wow ...

The Gossip Boy And Gigi said...

Thanks Nonnie, I have re-posted the original

Harriet Hellfire said...

Wow. Just...wow.

Anonymous said...

what a loser!! i hope jake isn't worried too much, no one will believe this low life!!

Hokey said...

Sad. Sounds like some trash talk by an alcoholic. And I've listened to that shit plenty.

Jake will handle it like the classy guy he is, and it will all blow over quickly.

Anonymous said...

Freud would have a field day with that post. :)

Tania said...

Wow! Somebody's been drinking their Hatorade...

It's quite the wetbrain rant, isn't it? You can practically see the spittle flecked all over the screen.

Anonymous said...

This guy needs help. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

...would this enigma rather be bitch slapped by a woman because I aim to please...sounds to me like another degenerate needed his 1 second claim to fame...OR...he's sexually repressed and Jake didn't give him the significance he felt he deserved...yeesh mon, some people!??!!

Anonymous said...

I think someone has to be royally messed up not to realise that while they're trying to slander others what they're really doing is humiliate themselves in the most pitiful way... I dunno. Today I feel just sorry for fools like this one. Hope life gives them a chance to learn something someday. The sooner the better, of course.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what happened other than reading this post, but it sounds to me like somebody's upset or jealous. Jake must have turned him down.

Topia said...

Sad........very very sad.

freckledk said...

Re: Drunken Stepfather Blogger's over the top homophobia:

Methinks he doth protest too much.

Anonymous said...

Interview with the woman: link

Anonymous said...

^Wow, the woman admits to be friends with that guy. Wonder what they can possibly talk about... And why would she try to get Jake to calm down? Go keep an eye on that time bomb of a friend you go out with! That's what she should have done... Also, she can't see how her friend would benefit from the attention. Really? Excuse my massive *rolleyes* please...

Anonymous said...

Who does this bitch think she is? This blogger is clearly a fucking nobody, and Jake is a HW star. Jealous much??? He got what he deserved.