Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Katie And Tommy Play It Straight
You must have to be under the influence of some mind-altering substance (example: barley water) to enjoy this mess, because I clenched my ass cheeks the whole time. My b-hole turned blue and passed out (again). This is a clip of Stepford Katie posing, sashaying and trying to sing "Whatever Lola Wants" from Damn Yankees while Tommy Girl tries his hardest to act like he's finding this mess sexy.
This is almost as embarrassing as the time I burped and cracked while trying to sing "On My Own" during choir class in high school. If I was Suri, I'd send both of these twats directly up to their oxygen chambers without dinner.
You can tell Tommy Girl desperately wants to rip off his clothes (revealing a seafoam green sequined thong) and pirouette across the stage! Tommy wants to shake that pussy for Xenu, but he can't. And that's the saddest part, because Tommy would've done a sexier job too. I mean, Stepford Katie sings like a tongue-less deaf cat and she has the charisma of a suppository.
Dear Katie, I know what Lola wants and it isn't this fuckery.
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I'm going to have to change my name after watching that mess.
ReplyDeleteTommy Girl on his knees, on his side with one leg up, on his stomach on the floor -- all those positions seem so perfectly natural. We taught him well!
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is all some weird alien mating dance between same-sex alien couples...god I hope so cause they will be extinct in no time. This is an example of too much money and no talent taking the place that should be filled with folks who have both. Sigh...I am not surprised or disappointed.
ReplyDelete..hahahaha..I think she put her shoulder out Twice..and I'm sure she let one in his face! why else would Tom appear so
ReplyDeletestunned? oh, was he checking to see if Katie magically grew something from her whoha? it sure looked like she was trying to show him SOMETHIN somethin...
I only lasted 51 seconds into this vid before it became too heinous to watch. Not to mention Katie's voice is horrific.
ReplyDeleteNot good, not even remotely........
ReplyDeleteYou really should have a warning at the beginning of this. I was eating and almost choked to death I was laughing so hard.
ReplyDelete"she has the charisma of a suppository"
What a wonderfully apt description.
I just love Michael K.s writing style. I knew you would not say that your b-hole turned blue and passed out again - it could only be one blogger who would use such colorful language. Thank you for the laugh GB. Way too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteDoes Tommy even have sex? I always figured him to be asexual but preferring the company of men.
ReplyDeleteOMG RFLMAO RFLMAO RFLMAO.
ReplyDeletereminds me of the days at the site below...for some strange reason the site just trickled away
www.ihatetomcruise.com
miapocca
OMG RFLMAO RFLMAO RFLMAO.
ReplyDeletereminds me of the days at the site below...for some strange reason the site just trickled away
www.ihatetomcruise.com
miapocca
What is up with you today GB? You are mirroring everything Ted C. has been posting. And where is our big 5-5 reveal? Don't tell me it was that country singer nobody knows......
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! POKE OUT MY EYES!!!!!!!!! Crap I can still hear her!
ReplyDeleteUh...Ted has been copying GB the last few days, not the other way around!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Nonnie, I was about to say the same thing. Ever since GB mentioned that someone form E was on his site, Ted's posts have closely mirrored GB's site. Funny thing is, it gives GB more credibility.
ReplyDeleteThe Ice Queen aka Nicole - comes up as much more convincing when she is singing/dancing/trying to seduce Tommy Girl
ReplyDelete"I just love Michael K.s writing style. I knew you would not say that your b-hole turned blue and passed out again - it could only be one blogger who would use such colorful language. Thank you for the laugh GB. Way too funny!!!"
ReplyDeleteI was leaving a post to ask if GB was English or Australian, due to certain words/phrases used, and then realised that this couldn't be his narrative. The tone seemed too different.
There is no advantageous pairing that could begin to help Holmes as she truly lacks talent.
she looks like she's trying to do too many things at once...."sing"..."dance"...and take a dump.
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