Meet Alexandra Jock Itch

Every month there is a a new buzz about a new actor or actress that isn't all that new to begin with.  It happens all the time.  Someone who has been in the business for years suddenly becomes the hottest thing out there.  That's exactly what Alexandra Jock Itch did.  She has been working her little ass off for years, and has only begun to enjoy the payoff. 

She didn't pull a Blake Lively and release pictures, and she hasn't had a sex tape not a bar fight.  A.J is a lady of substance and she believes in hard work. And maybe some racy magazine spreads.  But while rumors of her conquests fill the your airwaves, the real secret about A.J would whip head around so fast your eyes would spin.



Everyone A.J touches or looks at becomes her new beau.  It comes with the territory of the level of fame that she has worked hard for.  And while all the boys do try and go home with A.J, they don't realize what they would be getting themselves into. 

A.J once fell for the charming ways of an older man who showed her his fetishes and morphed her young brain into what he thought sex was.  A.J apparently kept those way because on the rebound, she hooked up with a certain actor we have all thought about doing.  A.J and the Sundance Kid had a hot date the led her to invite him back to her place.  She had mentioned that she wasn't conventional in the bedroom and Sundance took that as exciting, seeing as sex with his ex was less than glorious.

Sundance says that when he got there she went to put on something more comfortable as they usually do and he relaxed with a drink.  A.J then came back out in a leather catwoman looking suit, whip in hand. 

Kid didn't exactly go into detail about much, or whether he actually went through with it or not.  But he did tell me about her sex room.  Straight up whips, leather swings, and he mentioned that asked to take turns being the guy in the bed.  Something that Kid was not about to bend over for.

Isn't that how it always is? Sweet and pretty on the red carpet, but whips and chains in a sex room back at your house.  Who woulda' thunk it?

It's Not:                                                              Sundance Kid Is Not:
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Emma Stone                                                       Josh Lucas
Kristen Stewart                                                  Bradley Cooper