Blind Item: Regretful Life Choices

Sometimes life is a bitch.  And in Hollywood, when life is a bitch it's usually tied to the down slide of your career.  And that's what happened to poor Lucy Goosey.  This girl was the apple of the studio's eye and they showed it by putting her everywhere that the human eye could see.  And before you ask, it was based off of pure talent and her God-given beauty.  But, nobody could see past Lucy's looks to notice her talent.  Lucy did what any good actress would do and took the grittiest role she could find, trying to look like vintage Lohan at 4 am on the Strip.




Suddenly Lucy was on top of the world where she belonged, and of course that's when the trouble comes.  First x-rated pictures from a disgruntled ex were suddenly everywhere.  Lucy took them in stride like any good PR-armed celeb would do.  But now the video is circulating, a video that she assumed was in the possession of her ex, and video co-star.  Not only is the starlet giving more than one definition to the word "blow", her boyfriend and his best friend are sometimes the star of the video....without her.  Oh, and did I mention that his best friend is a dude?

One video, two celebs, and one huge butt-fucking scandal......God, I love the gossips at Chateau Marmont.

It's not:

Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson