Tila Tequila Clings To Celebrity

It was reported that the VH1 reality series Celebrity Rehab was in desperate need of a cast for it's next season.  With cancellation threatening the poor excuse for a show, the only think that bothers me is that I am oddly attracted to Dr. Drew.  And without this television show how will washed up has-beens find a way to not only try and get the spotlight back on them, but to try and get clean.  This might be bad reality television at it's finest, but the overall point of the show is a good one.

That is until VH1 decided to let Tila Tequila become a cast member for the upcoming season.  First of all, the only addiction that I know Tila to have is to attention.  The "celebrity" blogger, singer, and reality star has often come up with numerous ways to keep her name relevant.  After her two bachelorette-style dating shows, Tila became the crazy person in the Twitterhood.  Now that she is finally slipping out of the public eye, VH1 pulls her out of it's back pocket to save the day.

VH1 should take note to the fact that putting Tila on any show of theirs knocks them down a couple of levels.  Dr. Drew is sexy, but not sexy enough to watch him try and save this train wreck of a person.

Tila Tequila Dents Her Head. Wait, again?!?

Tila Tequila was rushed to the hospital Friday night and apparently tweeted all about it, which let's face it, isn't too shocking.  The reality star, and I mean that loosely, wrote on Twitter, "I slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. There's a dent in it now!"  I'm sure the dent will blend in with the other ones.

And then, being who she is, Tila had to take it one step too far. She then compared herself to Natasha Richardson, who died last year from a brain hemorrhage after falling while skiing with her family.

"I should call the ambulance just in case? like that one actress that died cuz she hit her head & thought she was ok but died later..pray 4 me," she wrote.  Really?  I don't know why I am surprised.  She has no cooth and no tact at all.  I don't think she has any concept of reality anymore, or ever did.  And now she is claiming to be pregnant.  All I can do is shake my head at that.

Most of you wonder why I posted this.  Well, sorry but the thought of Tila denting her head gives me a little giggle.  Just the visual of her cracking her head...ha ha.  Sorry, guess you can tell I do not like her at all.  Personal reasons, I assure you.  But a skank will always be a skank.  Call me what you will, but I'm sure you will get a laugh too.

A few minutes later she updated us on her frantic situation: "Ambulance on the way to my house. I could have a brain concussion and die in a few hours."

Wrote her agent later Friday, "Tila suffered a concussion and wouldn't [sic] be able to tweet any further updates. Tila was released from the hospital and returned home last night."

 If we had known all it took to get her off Twitter was to knock her upside her head every day or so, you should have just said something!  Line forms to the right people......