Wait,,, you're not my husband in drag?
Nph-Were't you a man last night?
"Weren't you a man last night?" PERFECT! To bad you are anonymous, we can't thank you.
Your welcome!
"Bastard! You said if I put the Bella from Twilight sheets on the bed and slept with you, I'd wake up to Robert Pattinson!"
You want me to put my what, where?
NPH: "When I said I wanted speared last night, this wasn't what I had in mind......."
him:"oops i do it again"her;"baby one more time"
- You think if I had waited a little longer, I could have been Jake Gyllenhaal?- What? No... It's not all in the gayness, Neil. Don't kid yourself now.
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Wait,,, you're not my husband in drag?
ReplyDeleteNph-Were't you a man last night?
ReplyDelete"Weren't you a man last night?" PERFECT! To bad you are anonymous, we can't thank you.
ReplyDeleteYour welcome!
ReplyDelete"Bastard! You said if I put the Bella from Twilight sheets on the bed and slept with you, I'd wake up to Robert Pattinson!"
ReplyDeleteYou want me to put my what, where?
ReplyDeleteNPH: "When I said I wanted speared last night, this wasn't what I had in mind......."
ReplyDeletehim:"oops i do it again"
ReplyDeleteher;"baby one more time"
- You think if I had waited a little longer, I could have been Jake Gyllenhaal?
ReplyDelete- What? No... It's not all in the gayness, Neil. Don't kid yourself now.