I'm fucking Jake Gyllenhaal
And you are?
On the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
You told me I was the only stripper in your life!
Do I look lost to you?
Were you expecting Rahm Emmanuel?
These are all great but the riff on I'm fucking JG had me LOL.
Eeeeewwwww!
hey, Charlie Salinger my eyes are up here!
My dick is this long normally - it's just the cold water man - I SWEAR!!
Dare you to look, go on
how the hell did John Belushi get in my bathroom?
..."I said WAKE up and smell the coffee...not BRING me a cup of coffee!"...
Got any cream?
Jimmy: Why haven't you haven't called me back?MAtthew: Dude, really? Is that coffee for me?
Jimmy: I brought you coffee, Sweetie.Matthew: I'm still not telling you what happens in the end
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I'm fucking Jake Gyllenhaal
ReplyDeleteAnd you are?
ReplyDeleteOn the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
ReplyDeleteYou told me I was the only stripper in your life!
ReplyDeleteDo I look lost to you?
ReplyDeleteWere you expecting Rahm Emmanuel?
ReplyDeleteThese are all great but the riff on I'm fucking JG had me LOL.
ReplyDeleteEeeeewwwww!
ReplyDeletehey, Charlie Salinger my eyes are up here!
ReplyDeleteMy dick is this long normally - it's just the cold water man - I SWEAR!!
ReplyDeleteDare you to look, go on
ReplyDeletehow the hell did John Belushi get in my bathroom?
ReplyDelete..."I said WAKE up and smell the coffee...not BRING me a cup of coffee!"...
ReplyDeleteGot any cream?
ReplyDeleteJimmy: Why haven't you haven't called me back?
ReplyDeleteMAtthew: Dude, really? Is that coffee for me?
Jimmy: I brought you coffee, Sweetie.
ReplyDeleteMatthew: I'm still not telling you what happens in the end