Remember Confused Charlie from a previous blind item? If not click HERE.
Poor Charlie has decided that he longs for the comfort of his ex-lover Romeo and came up with the idea of going to see his jilted ex. Charlie thought tht his efforts in taking the long trip to see Romeo would show that Charlie was a changed man and willing to work for their relationship to survive. As if a plane ride would trump all of the nastiness Charlie has been partaking in since their split.
Romeo should feel like a stud. Not only did he have Charlie begging for a second chance, but a couple of blinds ago Romeo came back to his room to find his ex-girlfriend show up naked in his bed. Charlie however kept his designer studs on and convinced Romeo to have dinner with him and talk out their relationship. Or lack thereof.
It was pretty clear that Charlie was going through something and Romeo's heart took over and comforted the confused boy. After a hot night of make-up sex, Romeo awoke to find Charlie had already vacated the suite. Charlie must have been a Sex And The City fan, because all that was left behind was a note explaining that he thought he could commit, but realized that he couldn't.
Now Romeo is mending a smashed heart and cursing himself for falling for Charlie's misguided heart once again. And Charlie? Well he has fallen into a downward spiral that might land his gorgeous ass in New Jersey rather then the UES.
Charlie Is Not:
Nick Jonas
James Van Der Beek
Alexander Skarsgard
Maybe he was there to see Tessa and not you?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the UES?
ReplyDeleteNew Yorkers call the Upper East Side the UES.
ReplyDeleteThanks - Texas here - no clue
ReplyDeleteJake is Romeo. Kirsten was the girl who was heartbroken when she learned that her boyfriend also liked boys. It was at Chateau and she found him with Austin Nichols. She was the naked ex girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteUES is a clue that it's someone from Gossip Girl
ReplyDeleteAre we sure Jake is romeo?
ReplyDeleteto anon 3:55 --
ReplyDeletethats the narrative we are being handed
It's Jake!
ReplyDeleteRomeo is Jake G
ReplyDeleteMacbeth is Austin Nichols
I just feel like we might be grabbing the obvious people. Anyone else it could be?
ReplyDeleteGB isn't Ted C. He'll do obvious. I mean, Jake's picture is right below the blind. GB does that on purpose. But, does GB have different names for the same people? CC= McHottie= Chace?
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend loves doing GB... but he means Gravity Bombs.
ReplyDeleteRomeo is definitely Jake and I find it interesting that GB would have such intimate and detailed information about Romeo's love/sex life...ahem (not saying GB is Jake but it could be someone close to Jake--maybe a PR person/assistant or GB just wants us to think he's Jake). But it's okay. This blog is LOADS of fun so I don't care.
ReplyDeleteMacbeth is Austin. The ex-gf is Kirsten (I can see her do that).
If this is all true, then WHAT THE HEY does Jake see in Chace? Isn't Chace dating a British girl right now and that's why he was in London? Chace is such a lightweight. Jake, you can do better. Really..you're the prince of persia!
Anyone else find it interesting that Jake was/is in London this week..........
ReplyDeleteOk, let me see if I have this right.
ReplyDeleteRomeo = Jake G.
Macbeth = Austin N.
Confused Charlie = Chace C.
So CC/Chace flew to the UK where R/Jake is promoting his about to be released blockbuster(PoP) to convince him he wants to make a go of their relationship. Meanwhile Macbeth/Austin is trying to get back with him so he can ride on R's coattails and R's ex-GF is also trying to get back with him by getting naked in his bed. Whew! In another post GB comments on how beat Jake is looking recently. I'm sure all of this is exhausting on top of his promotional duties and very saddening too. If it is Jake, I so wish he'd come out, but I understand the pressures not to.
PS. to GB. I love your blog. It's a wonderful and fun discovery. Keep it up. The good work that is.
So the last time we all assumed that McHottie and Confused Charlie were one and the same (and that GB was Romeo). But he's really trying to make this sound like Jake, with the ex-girlfriend-in-bed thing and all. So either GB =/= Romeo, or perhaps GB = JG (in which case I'm slightly disappointed 'cause I hoped that JG and AN were still a couple) -- or GB is just trying to make us think that he is JG. (I love the idea of this blog being a James Franco stunt, btw, except that if it were really Franco he'd probably try to make it a bit more twisted).
ReplyDeleteHi Jake, hope real love comes your way soon.
ReplyDeleteI would like to know HOW Jake and Chace met--and was this the REAL reason why Reese dumped him (or ended their showmance contract a bit earlier than expected)?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think much of Chace until I googled him and saw photos of him. He may be light on talent but WHAT A LOOKER! Wow.
I literally hopped up and down when I missed the Total Eclipse segment and my DVR was already set to go long. I thought I had called Seacrest every name in the book. I concede I was wrong. I will never look at him quite the same way.
ReplyDeleteYour comments on Glee are spot on. Now please kindly remove the baby monitor you placed under my couch.
gb isn't Jake
ReplyDeleteConfused Charlie = Chace Crawford
ReplyDeleteCC right there :)
However, Romeo made me think that GB could be Leo di Caprio, who has played Romeo in the past.