Who Will Declare Their Gayness On May 5th?

On May 5, with the handholding of uber-gay publicist Howard Bragman, a celebrity is expected to follow Ricky Martin out of the closet. This person is already booked for a People exclusive, says Zap2It's report, with a string of talk show appearances afterward, including The View (and then probably Joy Behar's show, 'cause that seems fitting). Which begs the question: Who's it gonna be?



That there's such a concrete timeline and strategy in place is evidence this is a well-planned, long-thought-about unveiling. But while the mind swirls about who the soon-to-be out star is going to be it must be noted that this celeb isn't just coming out, he or she is going on a Coming Out Tour.

Which has us thinking all three of those possibilities are DOA; we can't imagine any of them taking their sexuality on the talk show circuit. When and if a star of their caliber comes out, we imagine it'll come in an unrelated interview — Queen Latifah will just casually mention she lives with her partner.
So will this person be young or old? Male or female? A-list or — gasp — C-list?
Meanwhile, Bragman is the maestro behind Sheryl Swoops, Meredith Baxter, and John Amaechi coming out as gay, and Chaz Bono's transitioning announcement. He's also the guy representing Prop 8 supporter and hotelier Doug Manchester, trying to get the gays to love his hotels again. He's a pro at easing gay celebs into this new territory, and he's handsomely rewarded for it. And he is the one pushing the story, revealing at the GLAAD Media Awards that he's got a new candidate that's just two weeks away from swishing it up.

I would love to hear your guesses as to who it is.  I know who it is and I wasn't shocked at their identity, just thankful that they are finally being honest.  Leave your guesses in the comments. 

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3 Blinds

#1 These co-stars are beautiful women who have a lot of buzz about their show.  They also had become very close off camera, much unlike their on-screen relationship.  They hooked up for awhile, often bringing home a guy or gal to join in.  Sometimes they even liked to hook up in public bathrooms at the bar.  One of the girls became clingy and wanted more one on one then four on four.  The other, set in her partying ways, packed her bags and was gone by Wednesday.


#2 This actor thought he had finally hit it with his prime time television role, only to be released from his contract.  He was told that it was to get rid of a co-star and that he would be brought back.  Said actor turned down a lot of roles to keep his schedule open.  Only now, the show is on the chopping block and he found out they had no intention of bringing him back.  Since he turned down so many gigs, his agent told him he committed actor suicide and is trying to get him on a soap. Until then, the actor is drinking more and blaming the "actress" for getting him kicked off in the first place.  Someone should tell him its because someone found out how he really got the role.

#3 This married couple looks normal on the outside, aside from the past gossip about the wife. They have a small family and seem somewhat normal.  But what no one knows is that the wife faked the pregnancy and barely sees her baby, let alone her older children.  Seems that it was the best cover to hide her growing addiction to playing in the snow and his growing ad"DICK"tion. 

 

Blind Item

Since I have been telling you about all the guys that are gay, I thought I would let you know about his woman who wants nothing to do with boys. At one time, she did in fact love the men.

Until a guy came along who flipped the tables on her and played her like a piano.  She fell in love with his charm and he took her for a pretty penny before he took off.  Yes, he had it planned from day one.  And when he broke her heart, she turned to a very good friend. Her friend was a muggle, no celebrity.  She was also a lesbian and a gay rights activist.  Our starlet started hanging out with her, going to rallies and parades and before she knew it, she was crushin on a girl. 

After about two years, yes this goes back some, of jumping back and forth, she decided she was done with men all together.  She had a pretty serious boyfriend who knew she was bisexual.  Hell, he loved it!  But when she told him that she was strictly for the girls, his ego was bruised.  Apparently she felt really bad for him and gave him make up sex, with good intentions.  You wouldn't blame her if this cute stud was bawling in front of you.

So they had the break up sex and she went on her way.  A couple months into her new lifestyle, she found something that he had given her.  A baby.  She was finally able to be free with her sexuality, well as free as you can in Hollywood, and now she was pregnant.  She told her ex and he just blabbed to everyone.  Not like she believed in abortion, but now she was trapped with him.

She married the cry baby and became a mom to their kid, which eventually turned into kids, plural.   With no way out, she had agreed to marry him if he let her have girlfriends, which he never objected to before.  Sometimes he even liked a guy to be involved, but only if she was involved too.  Everything was going along until she found him cheating on her with her assistant.  A woman.  That crossed the line for her and gave her a way out.  So they mutually agreed to end their charade in a calm and fashionable manner and kept each others secret.

And if anyone found out that this couple wasn't the happy normal family that they were thought to be, their entire career would be down the drain.  Other people's career would go down in flames as well, it's a very tangled web.

It's Not
Britney Spears
Uma Thurman
Laura Dern

EXTRA Blind Items

I thought you might like some extra Blind Items...and these two have me stumped! I am trying to figure them out as I sit here waiting for the snow and opening fan letters for our friend.


BlindGossip – When you are an action star, people naturally assume that you are as macho and confident in bed as you are on the screen. That’s why it comes as a bit of a surprise to learn that not only is this actor terrible in bed, he’s also very vocal about it. His former bedmate reports that in order for him to become fully engaged, she needs to shout his name over and over again while they are having sex. Even funnier is the revelation that if she stops doing it, our action star will begin shouting his own name over and over again.

CDAN – I guess this actress is B- list. It’s tough. She has been in some big movies and was the lead actress and has been in some big television shows too. But, she just doesn’t feel like a B. Anyway, she has had some very public alcohol problems in the past. She told everyone she was clean now. Well, she isn’t. She is drinking again and this is just after she and her girlfriend decided to have a baby. So, our actress is pregnant and drinking again. Not a great combination.