The Show Must Go On....

The Jennifer Aniston And Gerard Butler lovefest kicked off last night in London at the premier of The Bounty Hunter.  Rumors among the Brits are that the couple flirted obviously all night, fueling the rumors of a romance.  Some say they stayed close because it was so cold, which is the lamest thing I have heard.

Jennifer cannot afford a jacket now?  Please, people.  It is pretty obvious that these two are working the press circuit and adding intrigue to "the are they doing it?" buzz.  If you guys believe this, I got a bridge I want to get off my hands.

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Does Anybody Really Buy The Act?

Since we have already established that it is not easy to be "gay in Hollywood," you then have to wonder.  Does anyone really ever buy the image that stars try to sell them?  You have some celebs who tip of the paparazzi with information of there whereabouts to that they stay relevant, and some that embrace that charade with open arms.

What I am trying to understand is, why put so much hard work and effort into something that people are questioning anyway?  You have two people who are forced to act like a happy couple when most of the time they cannot stand each other.  So many people are hurt by the outcome of these situations and innocent people get sucked into so much, I don't think it is wort it.
Does the studios think we are stupid.  I mean, it's obvious that some people do fall in love while filming.  Well, in lust.  But when every single co-star begins pairing up, did they think we wouldn't notice?  And now not only movie studios, but television networks have discovered the same recipe.  I personally still do not get the appeal of seeing a movie or watching a show just because the co-stars are together.  Doesn't everyone realize that
 it's a movie, not Real World?  We aren't not getting a glimpse into their lives.

Of course there are levels to the showmance.  You have your PB, paparazzi buddy.  They are generally just someone that you get photographed with in places that it seems you were trying to avoid it.  Then you have you Shipmates.  They are the ones that you are actually "dating" and must be seen at least once a day doing normal things.  Then you have the contractors.  They are the ones who walk down the aisle.  Usually only lasting a couple of years just to garner publicity.  All of these are meant for publicity but a lot of them usually a bigger name with a smaller name.

But when the stars go into the showmance willingly, it is usually to hide something.  For instance, if sexuality is an issue, obviously a beard is the way to go.  But some have such big stars in their eyes that they know by hooking up, they will get stalkerazzi after them.  Some have spun such huge public stories that they have lost themselves in the whole mess.

But does anyone really buy any of it?  Fans already suspect things about their favorite stars and when you try to shove something fake down their throats they are going to know.  Don't stars realize that fame is something you can never fully catch?  You will be chasing it constantly.  You can fake all you want to get where you want to be, but in the end you will end up alone.  When the contracts run out, and the secrets are revealed, you lose everything you have worked for.  So I hope all the money is enough, because that's all you, and maybe I, will have to keep us warm at night.

Welcome Back Lauren Graham

She was the beloved Lorelai Gilmore for seven years and worked her way into out hearts with the best television mother/daughter relationship in television history.  Lorelai with her daughter Rory, Alexis Bledel, was one of the best duo's ever to grace the poor WB/CW network.

After Gilmore Girls was taken off the air, before anymore damage could be done to it, we wondered when we would see our beloved Graham again.  She had been offered everything under the sun to return to television, but it took almost three years for her to find a project she felt that she needed to do.

It came under sad circumstances with Maura Tierney having to pull out of the new NBC show Parenthood to seek cancer treatment.  We wish her the best but we couldn't think of a better replacement than good ole' Lauren Graham.

And speaking of Lauren, she is known around town for the most hilarious girl you will ever have the chance to meet.  She oozes sexuality and confidence and also has been so unlucky in love, it makes you want to hug her.  Her longest relationship was with Friends star, Matthew Perry for 5 years before ending it in 2008 amid Perry's substance abuse problems.

With a girl so stunning and an absolute gem to be around, then for the love of Pete, why is she single?  Is it because she actually morphed into her Lorelai character for awhile?  I mean don't get me wrong, love the character, but can you imagine being around her 24/7?  But I think it goes deeper than that.  I just think out poor girl is too nice and too sweet.  Too bad her and co-star Scott Patterson didn't get along, they make a cute couple.

So who could Lauren date?  Here are some suggestions that I think would be great for out funny gal.

Kellan Lutz.  Yes he may be younger, but Lauren for sure is a card carrying cougar.  She is hot, he is hot, can you imagine.  Sure, it's doesn't have staying power, but imagine what she could train this kid to do?

Gerard Butler.  So what if he is allegedly bisexual or having hook-ups with Jennifer Aniston and whoever else.  It would just take the right kind of girl to make him want to settle down and we have faith that Lauren could do it.  Besides, that accent of his makes you wonder what his tongue can do on it's own.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       





And our last vote, we say the hell with it.  Men are not all they are cracked up to be and two woman so unlucky in love would probably find that they can give each other what the other needs.  So Jennifer Aniston gets our last spot, we know it may take some Grey Goose, but Lauren we can assure you, it would piss off Emily and Richard!

Jennifer Aniston Needs Cupid

 

As Valentine's Day comes around yet again, it makes me think about all the people out there unlucky in love.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I've been the luckiest.  Dating a guy that wants you to bath him in syrup before sex is not luck.  You know who you are, you sticky bastard. 

But some people have no luck at all.  One of those people in my eyes, is Jennifer Aniston.  Jen is a Hollywood name like no other.  The most honest, sweetest down to earth person I have ever met.  She is the definition of the girl next door.  But for someone that is so perfect seemingly, why is it she has been one of the most unluckiest people in the love department.

First Brad, and we all know how that went down.  What angers me more is that he did what he did to her, and now he and Angie are practically the Partridge family and cannot even visit another country without collecting a native child from the area. But no one seems to remember that they trampled all over Aniston without giving a damn at all.

And let's not forget the best of the bunch, Mr. Douchebag himself, John Mayer.  Whenever he seems to fall out of sight for awhile, John is sure to give a quote that will make your jaw drop and, usually includes poor Jen.  

The thing I find stellar is that through being cheated on, Mayer's "remember me??" rants, and  whatever else people throw at her, Ms. Aniston has never been quoted saying anything unflattering about any of these people.  She is one person who tries desperately to keep her personal life private and has not ever unleashed her fury in public.  I'm sure if she ever found Mayer in a dark alley one night all bets would be off, I mean seriously! 

Cupid needs to strike Jennifer with his arrow and fast.  She is gorgeous, talented, and amazingly pleasant to be around, but she is getting older.  She wants children and let's face it.  No one is going to want to marry that chick with the walker that used to be on Friends. Maybe, she and Gerard will pan out, but I wouldn't hold my breath on that couple.  Sure they seem nice on paper, but whenever co-stars hook up around the time your movie is being promo'd, it kind of makes you go hmmmm.