Why We Are Team Shannen

Before I begin, let me explain why I used this picture when Jennie Garth has nothing to do with this piece.  Simple answer, it's one effin hot picture.  Case closed

So the only time I have ever gotten excited for an announcement pertaining to a reality show was last night when Shannen Doherty was announced as a contenderon this season's Dancing With The Stars.  Right away, I knew I would watch every episode that she would be on, which means until the end beacuse we know she will win!

Some people hate this woman, and they have good reason.  I will not go into detail about Shannen's past because I don't have that much time.  But Shannen has been labeled as a bitch and excused from every series she has appeared on.  True, she may be a bitch.  But she owns it.

If you can be a bitch and pull it off, and own it.  You and I are cool.  I am gay, so the sarcastic bitchiness comes freely.  But you have to know how to work it, and Shannen does.  So be prepared, because I am going to become a major cheerleader for my loving Brenda Walsh to win the coveted Mirror Ball and you might me seeing her pop up on here a lot.

Of course never in a million years would I have expected her to agree to appear on Dancing With The Stars. Girl has worked her ass off since she was a child on Our House, so I am pulling for Shannen to trample everyone on that show and maybe even rip some "hair" out of Kate's head once or twice.

Dancing With The Stars 2010

The stars, and I use that word loosely, that will be appearing on the 2010 Season Of Dancing With The Stars

Guess Kate found another way to invade out living rooms and avoid staying at home with the litter of children.  And poor Jon, now he has to be a Daddy while Mommy is off dancing.  What goes around comes around.

Pam Anderson trades in her bathing suit for barely there dancing costumes.  She is someone who I would expect on this show, but I have a feeling she may not be that bad.

NFL wide reciever Chad Ochocinco previously known as Chad Johnson joins as the jock that learns how to dance.

Aiden Turner, fan favorite that was fired from All My Children fills the soap opera part.  He is stunningly gorgeous and I cannot wait to see him in tight pants and no shirt.

ESPN reporter Erin Andrews drops the sports talk and shows off her amazing body. 

As I read this and put this picture on, "I'm So Excited" played in my head.  I have never voted for American Idol or any other show, but bet your bottom dollar I will be voting for Shannen Doherty.  And best believe making her win has become my new campaign.  And who wouldn't love to see Brenda Walsh beat down Mama Kate?

Buzz Aldrin? Really?  Regis wasn't free?

This woman, Neicy Nash, is most fabulous.  She is hilarious, and I can't wait to see her shaking her booty.

Ex-Pussy cat doll Nicole Scherzinger is in.  I assumed she filled the slot Paula Abdul turned down.  Funny, because on Nicole's version of American Idol, she was really the Paula.  Girl couldn't hold her eyes open and needed to be tied to her chair so she wouldn't fall off the bitch.

Vancouver Olympian American Figure skater Evan Lysacek takes the spot that Lindsey Vonn was rumored to have.  He is a lot easier on the eyes.

Bachelor Jake Pavelka has gotten permission from his new fiance to try and win yet another competition.  He already got to make out with strangers, now he gets to go to for the Mirror Ball?


So there you have it, the list of stars for this season.  I was kind of hoping Jon and Kate would go against each other, but Shannen wins for me.  Hands down.  So jump on the Brenda Boat with me or get off.
xoxoxo