Bonus Penis Monday

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NBC's FWB: Sink Or Swim

About a year ago this time, I actually recall looking forward to seeing this new series that NBC promoted at their upfronts.  As the year progressed, Friends With Benefits never appeared on my screen.  Then NBC had the brilliant idea to play it during the summer, when nothing much else is really on network television.

Now this show is clearly NBC's attempt at a new, up-to-date Friends with a splash of Scrubs.  When I first realized I was watching the show, Danneel "Frozie" Ackels was riding a subway getting sick from drinking too much.  And I didn't realize it was even her for another 15 minutes.  Girl looks completely different than from what I remember.

Dirty Dancing Remake: Our Dream Cast

Sometimes remakes come along and I cringe at the thought of ruining a classic.  With Charlie's Angels gracing the airwaves again and a poor excuse for Footloose being shoved down our throats, I was a little worried when I first heard of a Dirty Dancing remake.

This is the movie that made stars out of Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, that taught us to never put Baby in the corner.  To this day when I watch Gilmore Girls, I see Kelly Bishop as Baby's mother.  So to try and create another is not going to be an easy task.  


To save Lionsgate some time and spare us some heartache, we have come up with our dream cast to help make another Dirty Dancing.

Mini Blinds

1- Which Broadway actress is struggling to hard to stay thin enough to headline that she hasn't eaten in the last 3 days?  Bet her boyfriend wishes he was gay again.

2-Which new Mama is now re-thinking her new family ways.  Turns out having the hot man and adoring baby isn't enough for this girl. She is trying to land a role that will take her to the other side of the world for a good chunk of time.

3-This big name music star has long had a hidden obsession with young men.  Legal men, but still young.  But now he has turned his attention to older men.  Why you might ask?  His ship is sinking fast and he needs the cash.

Kate Winslett Escapes From Blaze

Early Monday morning around 4 a.m a severe thunderstorm hit the Caribbean Islands.   The storm severely hit the small island retreat, Necker Island, owned by Richard Branson.  Lightning struck the house and set it ablaze, with 20 people inside.

Among the people in the house were Branson's wife, son and daughter and mother.  Kate Winslet was also staying in the main house with her boyfriend and family.  Kate actually carried Branson's 90 year old mother to safety from the burning house!  Branson's son Sam also rushed to get everyone out of the house safely, and no injuries were reported. 

Branson says that the main house was completely destroyed.   He has owned the paradise in the British Virgin Islands for over 20 years now and plans on rebuilding as soon as he can.

Meet Alexandra Jock Itch

Every month there is a a new buzz about a new actor or actress that isn't all that new to begin with.  It happens all the time.  Someone who has been in the business for years suddenly becomes the hottest thing out there.  That's exactly what Alexandra Jock Itch did.  She has been working her little ass off for years, and has only begun to enjoy the payoff. 

She didn't pull a Blake Lively and release pictures, and she hasn't had a sex tape not a bar fight.  A.J is a lady of substance and she believes in hard work. And maybe some racy magazine spreads.  But while rumors of her conquests fill the your airwaves, the real secret about A.J would whip head around so fast your eyes would spin.

Who Is Coming Out On True Blood?

We have an awesome new blind item on our hands folks.  Fangbangers gather 'round and put your thinking caps on. We are all craving our True Blood fix, and we don't have much longer to wait.  Season 4, which premiers Sunday, June 26th at 9pm on HBO, has began to garner more buzz as a juicy little tidbit has been partially revealed.

Word is that a current hetero- character on TB is switching teams this season, promising some hot sex scenes.  True Blood has never been one to shy away from same sex hookups.  We got Lafayette and (HolySmokin) Jesus, and who can forget that "hard Arkansas water" scene between Bill and Sam.  Oh, and let's not forget Nan's gayness, Eric's bisexuality and his minion Pam's lust for the ladies.

But there are a slew of suspects that could be marching in the Bon Temps Pride Parade next year, and we have gathered the suspects after the jump.

Saturday Morning Blind

Rise and shine my little gossipers.  I hope that this early Saturday blind doesn't find you hungover.  Any true party boy or girl can drink like a fish and appear at Saturday morning brunch looking as if they just returned from a holiday.

Much like Jager Bender and his flock of friends.  J.B is the the ring leader in this group of up and comers.  The group opts for private house parties instead of the usual paparazzi laced venues.  Since J.B is a tad more famous, the parties tend to take place at his luscious digs.  Only a select few are even aware of these parties, never more than 15 guests.  From actors and actresses, to writers and comediennes, the guest list read like the credits to a summer blockbuster.

Blake Lively Goes For The Gold

In the blink of an eye, Blake Lively has dominated the attention of all the right people.  From dating Leo to the so-called fake nude photo's being leaked, girl has been working it right.

The fact that Blake and Leonardo DiCaprio began dating didn't really seem to shocking.  We all know Leo's type, and Blake fits it perfectly.  As for Blake, well we have seen how the girl has stars in her eyes and Leo's fits her need for that.  I don't think that Leo knew just quite what he was getting himself into with Ms. Lively.  The elusive bachelor is suddenly being spotted everywhere he goes.  Why you ask? Let's discuss.

The Gaga Conspiracy Theory

Not long ago, there was a blind item somewhere regarding a female celebrity who had a friend, or sister, dress up as them and managed to fool many a paparazzi.

Most blinds aren't really that blind to me, but this one got me curious.  In my head, the only celebrity that would be able to pull that off would be The Queen Monster herself.  With her outlandish outfits and often face covering gear, it wouldn't be hard to have someone cover for you when you are not feeling up to it.

End Of The Road For Arnold And Maria

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced this evening that he and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver have separated.


The former California governor's spokesperson issued the statement that shocked America.


Arnold and Maria say that after "a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer," they decided to live apart while they work on the future of their relationship.

Both acknowledge that they're going through a "time of great personal and professional transition." They will continue to parent their four children together, vowing that they will put their children first.

Linkapalooza

" Sooo, you uh...ever have sex with a Prince?"


In your face, Gosling


But I thought crack was whack?


GOOD LORD! Put those girls away!

I've kissed a boy, and I liked it. One of them is also a favorite Blind of my loyal readers



Sex Sells

FameWhore Farrah Returns

Do we all remember FameWhore Farrah?  She was the publicity hungry star who once gave up her baby to make it in HW.  Oh, and to avoid the scandal of the father's identity.

Farrah and her people tracked down said girl when it became apparent that either they found her or she found them via The Enquirer.  The girl was flown aboard a private jet to Farrah's secluded fortress and was delivered a check and the promise of a never ending bank account if she stayed away from the public eye.  The girl took the money, that was all she was ever after to begin with.

Bonus Penis Monday

Thanks to the loyal reader who graced us with this Fang Banging of a picture.  Damn, I wish I was that shower curtain!

The End Of Daytime Soaps

The soap opera industry is dying a slow and very painful death. Guiding Light being the first casualty, and when viewers had finally digested the fact that they would no longer be able to see the characters they had watched their entire life, CBS then went and canceled GL's sister soap, As The World Turns. Suddenly, no soap opera was safe. Everyone began doing whatever they could to try and cut costs.  Days Of Our Lives cut Deidre Hall And Drake Hogestyn without batting a eyelash, only to promote Alison Sweeny while her fire was hot.

Penis Monday : The Best Of The Best

We decided to have a Best Of The Best Penis Monday today....hope it starts off your week nice and hot.

And The Penis Belongs To......

Did you figure out our Penis Monday Quiz?

Penis Monday Guess Who?

Happy Monday! We thought we would make it a little more interesting this morning and play a little guessing game with everyone. Can you guess who this belongs to?

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Mini Blind

 Which actress was recently out to dinner with the wife of another A list star when the dinner was constantly interrupted by fans of the actress?  As the tried to get through on conversation after another, fans continued to tell the A lister how much they loved her.  Everyone thinks of this actress as being a complete bitch, but she was never rude to anyone.  It was actually the actress's friend who got a little heated.  She wanted to know why no one ever gushed about her.  Hellooooo Honey, you wrote a book.  Get over yourself.

Gleeks Invade NYC

Fox's Glee has been not-so-secretly filming around Manhattan this past week and the Gleeks have come out in droves. Some came from as close as the Lower West Side while others traveled for hours just to get the chance to see one of the stars of the popular show.

The crowds were somewhat smaller as the week began. On Monday evening, only the in the know fans seemed to be at the taping. I arrived in Central Park on Tuesday to see the crowd in the photo and it was evident that word had begun to spread.
I don't really get starstruck anymore. Living in New York, you see them everywhere. Being a writer I don't really interact with them on an everyday level though. However, I must admit that when I began to see the stars of Glee, I got a little twinge and felt like a teenager again. Of course nothing compared to what I witnessed from the sidelines as I watched the teenage fans completely go insane.

Hardcore fans told me that after watching everyday, they began to pick up on certain habits to better help them meet the stars. Some fans had spotted a certain security guard that only appeared to usher the stars on and off the set. And when he came out to welcome a new cast member, the kids ran like the wind. Talking to the fans to see what kind of mind set they have proved to be intriguing. Most admitted that while they were huge fans, the only reason they were stalking the set was due to the fact that Glee tapes across the country. On Thursday the entire cast was at Intercontinental Hotel in Midtown and about 300 fans polluted the sidewalks.

Those are the fans that I talked to and learned that they really aren't all crazy. To hear the screams when Corey Monteith arrived back to the set after going to appear on a NHL show was entertaining. As he stopped and met the screaming people, security was the one to put a stop to it. Most cast members always came out to the camping fans and took pictures and signed autographs. There were one or two that really wanted nothing to do with the process it seemed. But you better believe that the fans took that to heart. When they were asked which Glee cast member avoided them the most, they all answered with the same name.

Can you guess who?