Hump Day Humper

For those of you who thought I had forgotten to choose this week's Hump Day Humper, shame on you.  I never miss an opportunity to find a sexy guy that I want to get a humpin with.

This week we chose Ryan McPartlin from NBC's Chuck.  Not only does the man have a sexy lickable body, he also has the cute factor working for him.  Nothing worse than a hot body with a weird face. Did someone say Taylor Lautner?

Anyway, Sadly Ryan is not single nor gay.  He has been married to the same woman since 2002 and actually has a real marriage.  All I can say to her is: you're one lucky bitch.

Am I The Only One Who Didn't Sleep With David Boreanaz?

RadarOnline.Com is reporting that David Boreanaz not only had an affair with Tiger's discards, but also had an affair with a porn star named Gina Rodriguez.  The website is reporting that that Boreanaz hooked up with Pornie, a 43-year-old mother-of-two, at a private house party last Easter in a house formerly owned by the Olsen twins in Encino, California. He was also with her several other times.

On Easter?! Why wasn't a married father at home with his family on Easter?  Best believe that if my man was not home on Easter with me and our son and was instead at a private party with some damn porn stars, there would be an Easter Massacre.  I am not taking David's side at all, but what the hell did his wife Jaime think that he was doing?  How are these guys getting away with having so many affairs and the wife not noticing at all?

Rodriguez admitted to the New York Daily News that she met Boreanaz through a mutual friend at her house last year. She told the Daily News: "Although I have not seen David since last summer, we have kept in touch.”

And although she denies a sexual affair, two sources told RadarOnline.com who say it did happen.
“Boreanaz turned up at an Easter party at the house with another guy and he ended-up staying the night.  Gina had the master bedroom and suite at the house and I saw him walking around (not fully dressed) the following morning."

“I had the room next-door and could hear them laughing and giggling. Gina told me after he left that he was a ‘really cute and fun guy’.
“On another occasion one of my friends drove them to the Guys And Dolls nightclub, and I saw him at the house on at least three more occasions after that.

“David and Gina talked on the phone often . She knew that he was married, but she didn’t seem to care.
“She claimed that they were ‘just friends, ’ but obviously the relationship was much more than that.
“I think they casually dated for a few months and the relationship seemed pretty casual but Gina really liked David.
“She is a fun woman who has two teenage kids, and although she has worked in the porn industry she is pretty savvy when it comes to business too.”

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For God sakes men! Keep your dick in your pants!  You feel like she isn't paying attention to you anymore and you feel left out, speak up.  Don't go banging porn stars and who ever else lets you.  You might end up like David and be sticking your wedge in a hole that Tiger has already tee'd off of.

For all of those who follow me on Twitter, I warned you that David had a list.

Kellan Lutz And Ashley Greene Salary Dispute Over!

After heated contract negations, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene have signed on to continue their roles throughout the remainder of the Twilight Saga.

Thank Baby Jesus!  Even though they don't have huge parts in the franchise, replacing them would have given the films an awkward feeling.

Kellan, 25, and Ashley 23, will bank around $1.25 million for each of the final movies, according to THR.

Last year, Rachelle Lefevre was replaced with Bryce Dallas Howard because of a similar salary dispute so I am sure that Kellan and Ashley were a little worried about the turnout of all of the negotiations..

Lindsay Lohan Vs. Amanda Seyfried

Not only has Lindsay Lohan claimed to have lost her passport, preventing her from making it home from Cannes before her Thursday court date, but now she has decided to become a straight up skank.

You all remember when Lindsay was still mildly popular and starred in the classic Mean Girls with Amanda "It's like I have ESPN or something " Seyfried.  Well Amanda has recently been dating her Mama Mia co-star Dominic Cooper, who just happened to be in Cannes last night with a certain hot mess named Lindsay.

Numerous reports are that Dominic and Lindsay were heavily flirting all night and dancing so close some people thought that they were having sex on the dance floor of the Belvedere.  Lindsay was either so wasted she didn't realize that she had wondered back over to penis territory or she just doesn't give a damn about anyone but herself.  I am gonna go with the last option.

Lindsay was reportedly between the actor's legs while he dance over her on the couch.  Lindsay had better watch out, she was already a target after having her body guard escort some unwanted guests away.

Poor Amanda, though.  During an interview with Teen Vogue recently, Amanda said that she wasn't sure if Dominic was her soul mate or not.  I am going to say no, Sweetie.  And I am entering this as evidence.  If your man isn't smart enough to NOT mess around with the biggest walking disaster ever, then you need to dump him.  Lord knows what Lindsay will send him home with.  Hopefully, something they make cream for.

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Tales From The Crypt Keeper


They MUST have a good weed hook-up

Without alcohol, I'll never get to seduce you

He STILL doesn't want you back so put your damn clothes back on!


Is this the new Celebrity version of photo bombs?

Next time you try to escape, get a better driver!

And The Fake Smile Award Goes To...

 David Boreanaz's son Jaden seems to be the only one not putting on the fake smile.  After the cheating scandal broke, David and his wife Jaime Bergman have been all over town looking happy and in love.  Sorry David, but I am not buying it. 

Katie Holmes Crazy Ex-Fiance

It has become painfully clear that Katie Holmes likes a little side of crazy with her men. All of the years I thought Katie was miserable with the insane Tom Cruise, but after seeing her ex-fiance Chris Klein in this audition tape it has become clear that Katie likes crazy.  Poor girl should have just stuck it out with Joshua Jackson.

How lame would Mama Mia have been with Klein and Mandy Moore as it's stars?

Mother Pucker! Glee Hits The Mother Lode!

 Picture Taken By Dianna Agron

If you missed last night's remarkable episode of Glee then you should not read any further.  
 
We have heard the rumors for awhile.  Hell, we suggested them casting choice.  But last night everything fell into place and we Gleeks loved it.  Last night it was finally revealed that Shelby Corcoran, the coach of Vocal Adrenline, was in fact Rachel's birth mother!  It was a bombshell that we have been waiting to drop since Lea Michele first walked onto our screens. 

Not only did we finally get a Mama for Rachel, we were treated to an amazing Whedon-esque episode. Joss Whedon was written all over last night's episode from the duet with Will and Bryan to the flash mob scene with Artie. 

Last night's episode has set us up for next week's finale with Rachel finally meeting her mother and a kiss that is said to change everything.  And if you think we will get out of this season without a baby Puck being born, you are wrong.  Get your gifts now, because this time next week Quinn will be a Mother Pucker.

If you missed any part of the episode, here it is in full. 

Your Chance To Hump Brody Jenner

You want to hang out with last week's Hump Day Humper, Brody Jenner?  If you have $40.00 and can get to D.C, you might have a chance to make your Hump Day Dreams come true.  Foggy Bottom college bar McFadden's is asking $40 for access to MTV's "The Hills" star when he heads to D.C. next month.

Jenner will be the big name at the bar on June 4. For $40, partygoers can attend a VIP meet and greet, and for $20 they simply get into the bar. All tickets guarantee entry and include a one hour open bar special. The following week, on June 8, "Hills" cast members Holly Montag (sister to Heidi) and "Stacie the Bartender" Stacie Hall, who plays Kristin Cavallari's best friend, will stop at the party spot as well. Their VIP tickets will cost $30, and $10 for general admission.

While "The Hills" is big in the reality TV show world, Yeas & Nays bets it won't draw the same crazy crowd as the "Jersey's Shore's" Pauly D and J-Woww. The fist-pumping duo packed the bar back in January.

Wonder if Brody's latest flame, Avril Lavigne will be there keeping her man in check? 

All Taylor Momsen Needs Is Love

Taylor Momsen came on board the Lennon Bus to work with students from La Guardia High School in NYC last week. They tracked "All You Need Is Love" and we captured the moment in our latest Lennon Bus Live.


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John Travolta And Kelly Preston Expecting!

Congratulations are in order for John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston.  They have just announced that Kelly is three months pregnant with their third child.  They couple have a daughter Ella Bleu who is 8 and a son Jett was was 16 when he passed away in 2009 after having a seizure.

“It’s impossible to keep a secret… especially one as wonderful as this.”  The couple shared via their website.
“We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family.”

They family has had a rough couple of years and I am so happy for them. So I will not touch this story with my Scientology theories at all.

Holy Six Pack Matthew Morrison

Here is a little added bonus to your Topless Tuesday.  Glee star Matthew Morrison graces the pages of this month's Vogue.  Gossip Girl Blake Lively is on the cover, but the real fire is obviously inside.  We have noticed that under his button up shirt and tie, Mr Schue was looking a little buffer.  But no one expected this!

Desperate Housewives Snatches Up Vanessa Williams

Things on Wisteria Lane just got a little more interesting.  Fresh off her role as Wilhelmina Slater on the recently canceled Ugly Betty, Vanessa Williams has just signed on to join the cast of Desperate Housewives.

“I’m a big fan of Vanessa’s work and I’m so excited that she’ll be moving into the neighborhood next season to cause trouble in all the ladies’ lives,” says Marc Cherry to TV Guide.. But don’t expect Vanessa to be at the center of next season’s big mystery. “I think our mystery is going to involve Paul Young [returning cast member Mark Moses].”

Fans who saw the season finale that aired this past Sunday know that Paul Young has returned to the neighborhood and nothing about him says sunshine and rainbows. Word is that Paul's son Zach (Cody Kasch) will not be returning with his father, but Paul did manage to pick up a new wife.

And for those of you rejoicing at the fact that Teri Hatcher's botox filled, whiny Susan Meyer moved off the lane, simma da na.  She will still be on the show, especially with Paul living in her house.

And Vanessa easily takes the cake as the hottest housewife on the lane now.  Move over Gabi, there's a new diva in town. 

How hilarious would it have been if Marc Cherry had worked out a deal to use Vanessa as Wilhelmina on DH?

CW Brings Back One Tree Hill and Life UneXpected; Kills Melrose Place

Finally, some good news!

After months of on-the-bubble torture, The CW is officially bringing both One Tree Hill and Life UneXpected back for more. Talk about a sweet reprieve! The network also picked up two new shows, and based on what we're hearing, LUX and OTH might have a little more competition next season...

First, let us take a moment to honor the just-fallen Melrose Place, which The CW has officially axed. (Pardon me, while I embarrassingly sob for a moment.)

Helping to fill the void left by MP are two new shows on The CW's 2010-2011 lineup:

Nikita, a revamped version of the cult classic La Femme Nikita which is supposed to be nothing short of totally kickass, and Hellcats, the Tom Welling produced extreme-cheerleading drama.
Something tells us these two won't have any trouble finding an audience, given that the casts are both unbelievably gorgeous and talented.

Nikita's got action star Maggie Q, Shane West, Melinda Clarke and How I Met Your Mother's daughter herself, Lyndsy Fonseca. And Hellcats boasts Disney faves Aly Michalka and Ashley Tisdale. So, there's that factor to take into consideration.


No official word on what kind of episode orders OTH and LUX have received, but we're hearing they'll spilt the season down the middle with 13 each.
And while we're raving about all good things, let's give a big shout out to Miss Liz Tigelaar for being both an awesome lady and creating Life Unexpected, one of the best new series' in years.

Thanks for LUX—and wouldn't you know, she's excited about the renewal, too. Check out her cutesy tweet:  "Season 2 Baby!!!!!!! Yippppeeeee!"

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Maybe if OTH wised up and brought back Chad Michael Murray and Hilarie Burton it might have a chance.  Seriously!!!

Rest In Peace, Cheesy Fun

Tuesday Tidbits

1- This couple was once just your normal couple, but as of late it seems that the actress is changing with her popularity.  Her older man is a little more serious and hasn't taken a liking to her flighty ways.  Even more, he doesn't like her recent fondness of sharing personal things with the public.  The poor guy feels stuck with her now, before her he was a nobody.  Not Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth

2- This A-List name, but B-List actor , spent a whole evening trying to persuade a fellow actor that getting oral sex from a guy doesn't make you gay.  His buddy told him that he would not blow the star, but he had it wrong.  The star was trying to blow his buddy, who ended up going along with it.  Now the friend of the star is very confused and has been seen visiting the gay-borhood while his girlfriend is at work.  Not Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick

3- Which television personality has finally persuaded someone to be a beard for them?  Not  Whoopi Goldberg or Simon Cowell

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth Enjoy Sweden

Seems as though the Alexander Skarsgard/Kate Bosworth FWB is still going strong. On Monday they and a few friends dined at Medborgarplatsen Square’s Kvarnen Cafe in Stockholm, Sweden. The couple, who has never been shy of PDA, were constantly holding hands and touching.

Reports of Kate meeting Alexander's parents have fueled rumors that this couple maybe more serious than originally thought. Alex was showing Kate's all of his childhood haunts and introducing her to all of his friends, who seem to love Kate.

First Look At Naomi Watts As Marilyn Monroe

Here is the first promo pic of Naomi Watts as Marilyn Monroe for the upcoming biopic, Blonde, which will be directed by Andrew Dominik. It’s an adaptation of Joyce Carol Oates’ imaginary Marilyn Monroe memoir that will start shooting in January 2011. This pic was taken at the Cannes Film

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Ryan Murphy Defends Diva Lea Michelle

While rumors circulate with reports of Glee star Lea Michele becoming the Diva on set, Ryan Murphy, the show’s creator and director, defends the singer, claiming Lea is nothing like the rumors suggest.


“[The rumors are] not accurate and not true at all,” Murphy told PEOPLE at the 69th Annual Peabody Awards in New York City on Monday, where the hit musical was honored for its achievement in diversity and content. “Lea is the sweetest, most professional girl. She’s incredibly kind and she’s always on time and she’s always with her cast hanging out. They’re all close.”

“I told Lea this would happen to her in July of last year. Just wait, people will start to write untruths,” says Murphy. “I told her, ‘Keep your chin up and it just happens. It’s happened to me and it’s happened to everyone. So don’t pay attention to it.’ But it’s definitely not true. Lea is great.”

So do you believe him? Is Lea really a diva without a cause or is she just an easy target?

ABC Fall Line-Up : Matthew Perry Returns To Tv

ABC is holding some of its most buzzed-about new series for 2011. Along with Perry's Mr. Sunshine (about a stadium owner turning 40), Steve McPherson and friends decided to hold Shonda Rhimes' new series Off the Map (doctors practicing at a remote clinic on a tropical island--it's Grey's meets Lost!) till midseason.


Here's the ABC schedule for fall:

MONDAY
8:00 p.m.          Dancing With the Stars
10:00 p.m.        Castle

TUESDAY:  
8:00 p.m.          No Ordinary Family
9:00 p.m.          Dancing With the Stars Results Show
10:00 p.m.        Detroit 1-8-7

WEDNESDAY
8:00 p.m.         The Middle
8:30 p.m.         Better Together
9:00 p.m.         Modern Family
9:30 p.m.         Cougar Town
10:00 p.m.       The Whole Truth


THURSDAY
8:00 p.m.          My Generation
9:00 p.m.          Grey's Anatomy  
10:00 p.m.        Private Practice  

FRIDAY
8:00 p.m.          Secret Millionaire
9:00 p.m.          Body of Proof
10:00 p.m.        20/20

SATURDAY        
8:00 p.m.          Saturday Night College Football  

SUNDAY           
7:00 p.m.          America's Funniest Home Videos
8:00 p.m.          Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
9:00 p.m.          Desperate Housewives
10:00 p.m.        Brothers & Sisters
What do you think of the new ABC lineup?

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Lindsay Lohan: Up The Riviera Without A Paddle

Take a good look at Lindsay Lohan, because there  is a good chance that she will be in jail days from now.  The troubled young star decided to go to Cannes only days before she was due in court.  On Thursday Lindsay is due to appear in court for her next probation hearing stemming from a pair of DUI arrests in 2007.  Lindsay, who is only 23, was ordered to complete an 18-month alcohol education program. A judge deemed her "in compliance" with the court in February and her lawyer has confirmed that Lohan needs about two and a half more weeks to complete the terms of her three years of probation.

Just one small problem seems to be keeping Lindsay away.  There was a little volcanic eruption you may or may not have heard about and sources are saying that Lindsay may be stuck where she is.  Flights out are limited and it seems Lindsay cannot get a seat anywhere. Yet another reality check for the girl because the old Lindsay Lohan would never had had to worry.  So her Thursday court date may happen without her causing a bench warrant to be issued.

Maybe that is what this young woman needs to cure her from all of her mayhem.  She doesn't care about herself and no one else obviously cares about her either, so maybe a stint in jail would knock some sense back into a girl who was once thought of as an talented actress.

And let's hope the Judge hasn't seen the pictures of Lindsays trip to Cannes.  You know, the ones of her falling down drunk, drinking on a boat.  Actually, it's Lindsay Lohan so I am assuming there isn't one picture out there that isn't somewhat incriminating.

RUN Jake Gyllenhall, RUN!

Last night Prince Of Persia had another huge premier and another huge party.  While the stars spent most of the night in a VIP bash, somehow Tom Cruise got past security.

Love how cutie Jake is rocking the polka-dot tie and the WTF face.  Tom looks just happy to have his picture taken while Jake cannot wait to get out of there.  That's all we need, for Tommy to sink his Scientology teeth into Gyllenhaal.

Wonder if anyone got some pictures of what went on behind the VIP curtains?

Charlie Sheen Isn't Out Just Yet

It looks like Charlie Sheen isn't quite ready to give up his role of Two And A Half Men just yet.  He has just announced that he has decided to return to the CBS show after almost 2 months of speculation.  After negotiations went down to the last possible minute, a deal was finally reached.

Charlie took a page from the old book and created quite a stir here lately.  Not only with news of his pending departure from the series, but with his own personal drama that keeps coming back into the public eye.  And after years of Charlie's way even I have to say enough already.

Charlie should be kissing CBS feet that they would even humor him with the idea of negotiations.  In case you haven't noticed Charlie, your era is about over.  While you were a good actor in your time, you have let your demons get the best of you and it shows.  When your personal life overshadows your role and your character, you just have to cut your ties.

In a statement, Sheen said: ”To put a fitting end on the two and one-half months of whirlwind speculation, I’m looking forward to returning to my CBS home on Monday nights. I want to thank [CBS President] Les Moonves for his support."

Sheen,  who currently makes $825,000 an episode will be bumped up to nearly $2 million per show, according to the Variety.

He currently faces 45 days in jail for assaulting wife Brooke Mueller Dec. 25. A source revealed to Usmagazine.com that he is most worried about smoking behind bars. Sheen's criminal defense attorney, Richard Cummins, has been seeking an exception to the Aspen's Pitkin County Jail's no-smoking policy for Sheen that will likely not be met, according to authorities.

Sheen checked himself into an undisclosed rehab facility in February for "preventative measures" and was out the following month. Production for Two and a Half Men halted to accommodate Sheen's rehab stint. Brooke, 32, also received treatment for her addictions to alcohol and drugs and recently checked out of The Canyon facility in Malibu for at-home treatment. The couple, who are currently living apart, have been married for nearly two years and welcomed twin sons Bob and Max last year.

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So you invited a gossip columnist to your wedding after he said your marriage was fake and pretty much outed your fiance?

At least one of you Disney kids have a back up plan for when they spit you out



Hey Facebook founder, Fuck YOUR Face!

Either kiss her or quit being a buzzkill!



She just found out that the myth about black men is true

Joss Whedon And Neil Patrick Harris Invade Glee

On tonight's episode of Glee Neil Patrick Harris guest stars as Bryan Ryan, Mr. Shu's arch rival from his high school days.  And even better than NPH guesting on Glee is the fact that Joss Whedon, who everyone should know,  is directing the episode, which is bound to become an instant classic.

Matthew Morrison took to Regis And Kelly this morning to promote tonight's episode and let it slip that he and NPH will be performing a duet to Aerosmith's Dream On, which is also the title of the episode.  Just wanted to give everyone a friendly reminder about tonight's episode.  You WILL NOT want to miss it.

Topless Tuesday!

Valerio Pino (Allegedly Ricky Martin's Boyfriend)

Ben Elliot

Josh Holloway

Jared Padalecki

Zac Efron

 Tuc Watkins

Bryan Greenberg

Henry Cavill