Flailing With The "Stars"

The new line-up for the upcoming Dancing With The Stars were revealed recently and didn't really do one damn thing for me.  Nothing like the excitement that Shannen Doherty created for me last season.   This year the only thing that caught my interest was Margaret Freakin Cho, who I love on
Drop Dead Diva.

Dancing With The Stars New Cast Photo's Revealed

The hot pictures of the new DWTS cast are out and even the losers look like winners. Team Shannen!

The Dancers and The Stars Pair Up

• Astronaut Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa
• Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson and DWTS newbie Damian Whitewood
• ESPN’s Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• 90210 star Shannen Doherty and two-time winner Mark Ballas
• TV mom Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani
• NFL star Chad Ochocinco and two-time winner Cheryl Burke
• Olympic gold medal figure skater Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya
• All My Children star Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska
• Nicole Scherzinger and season seven champ Derek Hough
• Reno 911 star Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel
• The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower
 
We really want Shannen to win, however. Maxsim Chmerkovskiy is that hottest and sexiest dancer on this show.  I know he is completely straight, shocking, but there is always hope that maybe, just maybe, I can make him change his mind.

Dancing With The Stars 2010

The stars, and I use that word loosely, that will be appearing on the 2010 Season Of Dancing With The Stars

Guess Kate found another way to invade out living rooms and avoid staying at home with the litter of children.  And poor Jon, now he has to be a Daddy while Mommy is off dancing.  What goes around comes around.

Pam Anderson trades in her bathing suit for barely there dancing costumes.  She is someone who I would expect on this show, but I have a feeling she may not be that bad.

NFL wide reciever Chad Ochocinco previously known as Chad Johnson joins as the jock that learns how to dance.

Aiden Turner, fan favorite that was fired from All My Children fills the soap opera part.  He is stunningly gorgeous and I cannot wait to see him in tight pants and no shirt.

ESPN reporter Erin Andrews drops the sports talk and shows off her amazing body. 

As I read this and put this picture on, "I'm So Excited" played in my head.  I have never voted for American Idol or any other show, but bet your bottom dollar I will be voting for Shannen Doherty.  And best believe making her win has become my new campaign.  And who wouldn't love to see Brenda Walsh beat down Mama Kate?

Buzz Aldrin? Really?  Regis wasn't free?

This woman, Neicy Nash, is most fabulous.  She is hilarious, and I can't wait to see her shaking her booty.

Ex-Pussy cat doll Nicole Scherzinger is in.  I assumed she filled the slot Paula Abdul turned down.  Funny, because on Nicole's version of American Idol, she was really the Paula.  Girl couldn't hold her eyes open and needed to be tied to her chair so she wouldn't fall off the bitch.

Vancouver Olympian American Figure skater Evan Lysacek takes the spot that Lindsey Vonn was rumored to have.  He is a lot easier on the eyes.

Bachelor Jake Pavelka has gotten permission from his new fiance to try and win yet another competition.  He already got to make out with strangers, now he gets to go to for the Mirror Ball?


So there you have it, the list of stars for this season.  I was kind of hoping Jon and Kate would go against each other, but Shannen wins for me.  Hands down.  So jump on the Brenda Boat with me or get off.
xoxoxo