Tom Cruise Back into The Danger Zone?

Looks like Tom Cruise may bringing Maverick back for the long awaited sequel, Top Gun 2.

Screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie says that Top Gun 2 could not even be a movie without the character of Pete "Maverick" Mitchell.  Considering that it has been 25 years since the original Top Gun was released, would Tom Cruise be willing to reprise the role?

Cruise seems to be one of the busiest men in HW lately, doing anything possible to stay relevant.  But all that aside, Tommy boy would be wise to pay homage to a role that made him the star that he is today.

Taylor Swift Teams Up With Tom Cruise

Taylor Swift is on a roll this week.  After an encounter with all things Gyllenhaal, Taylor is now said to be up for a role in a movie opposite Tom Cruise.

The Broadway hit Rock Of Ages is making it's way to the big screen and Tommy has been offered a supporting role of a bartender.  Ahh...Cocktail. Anyway, Tom would be a singing bartender and belt out 80's hits while Miss Swift would play a small town girl trying to find her big break.

First of all, who the hell told these people Taylor Swift was an actress?  Sure, she pulled off playing a dead chick on one of the 1,000 CSI shows.  And yeah she made out with Taylor "Wolfie" Lautner in Valentine's Day.  But for the love of God, put her back on the radio.  Let her go back to "acting" in her music videos.  Why do some singers think that they can win an Oscar based on their ground breaking performance in the music video of their latest hit.

Don't get me wrong, some singers are amazing at acting and vice versa.  But we need a world with a little less Taylor Swift and I am not in the mood to pretend that I consider her an actress.

In Case You Missed It: Tom Cruise And Jennifer Lopez Performance

In case you missed this performance from the MTV Movie Awards, here it is. Tom Cruise managed to make himself cooler while tearing up the stage with Jennifer Lopez. Best Performance of the evening!

RUN Jake Gyllenhall, RUN!

Last night Prince Of Persia had another huge premier and another huge party.  While the stars spent most of the night in a VIP bash, somehow Tom Cruise got past security.

Love how cutie Jake is rocking the polka-dot tie and the WTF face.  Tom looks just happy to have his picture taken while Jake cannot wait to get out of there.  That's all we need, for Tommy to sink his Scientology teeth into Gyllenhaal.

Wonder if anyone got some pictures of what went on behind the VIP curtains?

Katie And Tommy Play It Straight

You must have to be under the influence of some mind-altering substance (example: barley water) to enjoy this mess, because I clenched my ass cheeks the whole time. My b-hole turned blue and passed out (again). This is a clip of Stepford Katie posing, sashaying and trying to sing "Whatever Lola Wants" from Damn Yankees while Tommy Girl tries his hardest to act like he's finding this mess sexy.

This is almost as embarrassing as the time I burped and cracked while trying to sing "On My Own" during choir class in high school. If I was Suri, I'd send both of these twats directly up to their oxygen chambers without dinner.

You can tell Tommy Girl desperately wants to rip off his clothes (revealing a seafoam green sequined thong) and pirouette across the stage! Tommy wants to shake that pussy for Xenu, but he can't. And that's the saddest part, because Tommy would've done a sexier job too. I mean, Stepford Katie sings like a tongue-less deaf cat and she has the charisma of a suppository.
Dear Katie, I know what Lola wants and it isn't this fuckery.

Via D.Listed.com

Does Anybody Really Buy The Act?

Since we have already established that it is not easy to be "gay in Hollywood," you then have to wonder.  Does anyone really ever buy the image that stars try to sell them?  You have some celebs who tip of the paparazzi with information of there whereabouts to that they stay relevant, and some that embrace that charade with open arms.

What I am trying to understand is, why put so much hard work and effort into something that people are questioning anyway?  You have two people who are forced to act like a happy couple when most of the time they cannot stand each other.  So many people are hurt by the outcome of these situations and innocent people get sucked into so much, I don't think it is wort it.
Does the studios think we are stupid.  I mean, it's obvious that some people do fall in love while filming.  Well, in lust.  But when every single co-star begins pairing up, did they think we wouldn't notice?  And now not only movie studios, but television networks have discovered the same recipe.  I personally still do not get the appeal of seeing a movie or watching a show just because the co-stars are together.  Doesn't everyone realize that
 it's a movie, not Real World?  We aren't not getting a glimpse into their lives.

Of course there are levels to the showmance.  You have your PB, paparazzi buddy.  They are generally just someone that you get photographed with in places that it seems you were trying to avoid it.  Then you have you Shipmates.  They are the ones that you are actually "dating" and must be seen at least once a day doing normal things.  Then you have the contractors.  They are the ones who walk down the aisle.  Usually only lasting a couple of years just to garner publicity.  All of these are meant for publicity but a lot of them usually a bigger name with a smaller name.

But when the stars go into the showmance willingly, it is usually to hide something.  For instance, if sexuality is an issue, obviously a beard is the way to go.  But some have such big stars in their eyes that they know by hooking up, they will get stalkerazzi after them.  Some have spun such huge public stories that they have lost themselves in the whole mess.

But does anyone really buy any of it?  Fans already suspect things about their favorite stars and when you try to shove something fake down their throats they are going to know.  Don't stars realize that fame is something you can never fully catch?  You will be chasing it constantly.  You can fake all you want to get where you want to be, but in the end you will end up alone.  When the contracts run out, and the secrets are revealed, you lose everything you have worked for.  So I hope all the money is enough, because that's all you, and maybe I, will have to keep us warm at night.

Is It Possible To Be Gay In Hollywood?

Rumors have circulated that a star would be on the cover of The Advocate and finally announce himself as gay.  I knew who it would be, he has been toying with the idea for years.  Sean Hayes may not be the huge star that you thought it would be, but in my book this makes him a star.

In a world where people are so close minded that people have to actually put on a show to keep a job in this business, this is a ray of light. Though a small one, Hayes should be thought of as brave man.  No matter whether you are a working actor or a has been, it takes a lot of guts to come out of the closet.

I would hope that this little movement would actually make people see that coming out as gay isn't the nail in your coffin.  Look at Neil Patrick Harris, he will always be known as Doogie Howser M.D, that smart kid that somehow became a doctor.  He was forced out of the closet by a certain douche bag, but he took lemons and made lemonade.  He soared to success as a womanizer on How I Met Your Mother and the gay label has not affected him at all.  Would he have been considered to play Prince Of Persia or a lead in a romantic movie?  No, and that is what keeps major stars from coming out.

It has nothing to do with the actual star.  Most of us want to come out, want to leave an honest life and not lie to the people that have pretty much made our careers, the fans. But a lot of us have dreams of being a HW success and coming out about our sexuality puts a limit on our success.  Many stars have come out, but not one star that you have waited for or suspected.

Just once, would it be possible for an A-List star to admit that they are gay and still maintain the same amount of success?  Let's say hypothetically that Tom Cruise came out.  Would you still go to see his huge blockbuster with him saving the world, acting all macho and kissing girls?  Or if by some chance, Jake Gyllenhaal came out as gay.  Prince Of Persia would never have happened with him because the gay image would be in people's head.  Not only that, studios would never use an outspoken homosexual as one of their action leads.  It's unheard of and if you ask the studios, never going to happen.

And now that stars have put so much effort into putting the image out that you expect, if they were to come out as gay it is possible the backlash could ruin them.  If you have always seen them with a woman, or a girlfriend, or even if they have kids, learning that this whole time they were gay, would ruin your perception of them.  They would have to admit that everything you believed about them and saw, was a lie. 

In general, it's not just the stars fault, nor does it lay on the studio's shoulders.  The studios still believe middle America is the consensus and that the world isn't ready for a gay movie star/action hero.  But everyone's image of gay is so strewn that people have no idea and think of all gays as rainbow riding fairies.  I have news for you, gays come in all shape, sizes and personalities.  And it makes you think why we should label ourselves to begin with.  We are human, all of us.  Isn't that enough?

We have asked you who you thought of as "Definitely Gay" in HW.  These are the popular answers:

• Taylor Lautner
• Tom Cruise
• Jensen Ackles

With these being 3 of the most popular star right now, give or take a little with Jensen, it seems everyone has their mind made up about them already.  Tom Cruise has been thought to be gay for his entire career, which has not made the slightest bit of difference when it comes to his box office income. 

Seems to me that Hollywood should realize that no one is stupid.  We think of a lot of our stars as gay anyway, but we still go and see their movies.  It's called acting for a reason and as long as the movie can entertain us, we will go and see it.  But if the movie is shit, gay or not, it's going to bomb.  We need a A-Lister to come out and start a revolution.  Any ideas?

Tom Cruise Voted Fakest Celebrity

43% of readers have voted Tom Cruise the "fakest" celebrity.  Why, I ask you?  What could he possible have done to get him this lovely title?  Let's go over the clues, shall we?

It all started with his divorce to Nicole Kidman.  It ended exactly at the ten year mark, which started rumors of a marriage contract.  Some say that Nicole had signed a contract to marry Mr. Cruise for no longer than ten years.  Second was the interview process that allegedly went on when he wanted a new wife.

Rumors are that Tom Cruise had a list of potential wives before settling on Katie Holmes. They also that Katie signed a contract and was instantly whisked away for 3 days.  No one heard from here and when she returned, she was different.

Some say that Katie agreed to carry his baby to prove that he wasn't gay.  But she was to remain a virgin and due to in-vitro that was possible.  Some even say she was never pregnant due to her stomach size changing constantly.  And, now she supposedly re-negotiated a contract to have a second child by Cruise.  Guess we will have to see if they pass the ten year mark.

None of this has any substantial truth to it, at least none we can see.  But with all of these rumors and the things we have seen, it has become obvious that Tom is a master manipulator and is playing the HW game like a champ.  Making him, the "fakest" celebrity around.

Check this PICTURE out  and THIS picture

Seriously?  WTF?  Could she not find the padded belly and just stuck a basketball up there?

Taylor Out And Alone

 

Taylor Lautner treated himself to a gourmet meal at Boa last evening in the 90210.  Poor guy ate all alone, but don't cry for him, Argentina.  I hear he prefers it that way.  Taylor is more interested in his career and making a name for himself instead of worrying about being seen out with girls.  I'm sure he has learned his lesson from the Taylor Swift debacle.  Poor guy thought he was getting a sweet, virginal country girl that he could hang out with, not a two-faced sex feign.  Once he realized that to be with Taylor meant you had to be with Taylor, he high tailed it.  Can you blame him??  Girl's vagina is becoming as public as her Facebook.

I'm sorry to keep drawing comparison, but is he not a young Tom Cruise? Take a look and you tell me.  And I am sure that these two have a lot more in common then their looks.  The similarities are ridiculous and it makes you wonder.  How long until Tom recruits our little Jacob Black for the ever so thrilling world of Scientology?