Gerard Butler Scores A Model

Poor Jennifer Aniston! Hopefully she didn't fall for Gerard Butler while he was sticking his fingers in her girlie parts because he was just spotted making out with a blond number in Serbia.  The woman is a model named Martina Rajic and clearly a fan of Gerard's.

Gerard has always been a ladies man, contrary to those pesky gay rumors.  I doubt that this blond will make another appearance, he never casts a woman in a recurring role.

The Show Must Go On....

The Jennifer Aniston And Gerard Butler lovefest kicked off last night in London at the premier of The Bounty Hunter.  Rumors among the Brits are that the couple flirted obviously all night, fueling the rumors of a romance.  Some say they stayed close because it was so cold, which is the lamest thing I have heard.

Jennifer cannot afford a jacket now?  Please, people.  It is pretty obvious that these two are working the press circuit and adding intrigue to "the are they doing it?" buzz.  If you guys believe this, I got a bridge I want to get off my hands.

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Does Anybody Really Buy The Act?

Since we have already established that it is not easy to be "gay in Hollywood," you then have to wonder.  Does anyone really ever buy the image that stars try to sell them?  You have some celebs who tip of the paparazzi with information of there whereabouts to that they stay relevant, and some that embrace that charade with open arms.

What I am trying to understand is, why put so much hard work and effort into something that people are questioning anyway?  You have two people who are forced to act like a happy couple when most of the time they cannot stand each other.  So many people are hurt by the outcome of these situations and innocent people get sucked into so much, I don't think it is wort it.
Does the studios think we are stupid.  I mean, it's obvious that some people do fall in love while filming.  Well, in lust.  But when every single co-star begins pairing up, did they think we wouldn't notice?  And now not only movie studios, but television networks have discovered the same recipe.  I personally still do not get the appeal of seeing a movie or watching a show just because the co-stars are together.  Doesn't everyone realize that
 it's a movie, not Real World?  We aren't not getting a glimpse into their lives.

Of course there are levels to the showmance.  You have your PB, paparazzi buddy.  They are generally just someone that you get photographed with in places that it seems you were trying to avoid it.  Then you have you Shipmates.  They are the ones that you are actually "dating" and must be seen at least once a day doing normal things.  Then you have the contractors.  They are the ones who walk down the aisle.  Usually only lasting a couple of years just to garner publicity.  All of these are meant for publicity but a lot of them usually a bigger name with a smaller name.

But when the stars go into the showmance willingly, it is usually to hide something.  For instance, if sexuality is an issue, obviously a beard is the way to go.  But some have such big stars in their eyes that they know by hooking up, they will get stalkerazzi after them.  Some have spun such huge public stories that they have lost themselves in the whole mess.

But does anyone really buy any of it?  Fans already suspect things about their favorite stars and when you try to shove something fake down their throats they are going to know.  Don't stars realize that fame is something you can never fully catch?  You will be chasing it constantly.  You can fake all you want to get where you want to be, but in the end you will end up alone.  When the contracts run out, and the secrets are revealed, you lose everything you have worked for.  So I hope all the money is enough, because that's all you, and maybe I, will have to keep us warm at night.

Topless Tuesday, Better Late Than Never....

Welcome Back Lauren Graham

She was the beloved Lorelai Gilmore for seven years and worked her way into out hearts with the best television mother/daughter relationship in television history.  Lorelai with her daughter Rory, Alexis Bledel, was one of the best duo's ever to grace the poor WB/CW network.

After Gilmore Girls was taken off the air, before anymore damage could be done to it, we wondered when we would see our beloved Graham again.  She had been offered everything under the sun to return to television, but it took almost three years for her to find a project she felt that she needed to do.

It came under sad circumstances with Maura Tierney having to pull out of the new NBC show Parenthood to seek cancer treatment.  We wish her the best but we couldn't think of a better replacement than good ole' Lauren Graham.

And speaking of Lauren, she is known around town for the most hilarious girl you will ever have the chance to meet.  She oozes sexuality and confidence and also has been so unlucky in love, it makes you want to hug her.  Her longest relationship was with Friends star, Matthew Perry for 5 years before ending it in 2008 amid Perry's substance abuse problems.

With a girl so stunning and an absolute gem to be around, then for the love of Pete, why is she single?  Is it because she actually morphed into her Lorelai character for awhile?  I mean don't get me wrong, love the character, but can you imagine being around her 24/7?  But I think it goes deeper than that.  I just think out poor girl is too nice and too sweet.  Too bad her and co-star Scott Patterson didn't get along, they make a cute couple.

So who could Lauren date?  Here are some suggestions that I think would be great for out funny gal.

Kellan Lutz.  Yes he may be younger, but Lauren for sure is a card carrying cougar.  She is hot, he is hot, can you imagine.  Sure, it's doesn't have staying power, but imagine what she could train this kid to do?

Gerard Butler.  So what if he is allegedly bisexual or having hook-ups with Jennifer Aniston and whoever else.  It would just take the right kind of girl to make him want to settle down and we have faith that Lauren could do it.  Besides, that accent of his makes you wonder what his tongue can do on it's own.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       





And our last vote, we say the hell with it.  Men are not all they are cracked up to be and two woman so unlucky in love would probably find that they can give each other what the other needs.  So Jennifer Aniston gets our last spot, we know it may take some Grey Goose, but Lauren we can assure you, it would piss off Emily and Richard!

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