It's A Nice Day For A White Wedding....

Celebrities of all levels of fame decided to make this weekend one to remember by tying the knot with their respective loved ones.

Semi A-List stars Emily Blunt and John Krasinski wed in a private ceremony in private ceremony at the Villa d'Este in Como, Italy.  The couple, who became engaged in August of last year, spent the 4th Of July holiday at George Clooney's nearby Lake Como estate. Emily was said to have worn a custom cream chiffon sweetheart draped Marchesa gown with embroidered detail.  The Office star and his new wife are said to be ecstatic to officially be husband and wife.

Ex-American Idol and Grammy winner Carrie Underwood took the other route had a lavish ceremony with over  200 guests as she wed NHL player Michael Fisher at the Ritz-Carlton Lodge, Reynolds Plantation, in Greensboro, Ga.  Carrie's idea of a wedding included uber tight security and the closing of road or two in attempts to keep the public out.  I didn't realize people would want to get in so badly.  Am I missing something?  No word on if she will now be known as Carrie Fisher.

And then we have Martin Lawrence who didn't want to be left out of Wedding Fest 2010.  Martin wed  Shamicka Gibbs at a quiet ceremony at their home in Beverly Hills.  Martin has always been one of my favorites and I'm glad that he is getting back on track and is finally happy.

But with three weddings, not one of them anything like the other, one has to wonder.  Which one do you think has more staying power? 

My Night At The Golden Globes

It all began with a leather suit that I was told I couldn't wear because, well to be brutally honest, it showed off a lil too much of what I have to offer.  I thought that was the point, but was told it was for the women to show off.  Anyways, after my mother informed me that she was unable to attend, for reasons I care not to bring back up, and I was forbidden from bringing the guy I had met last week which, let's be honest, was probably a good call.  Instead I brought my best fag hag, who I have very often been linked to.  After about a half an hour trying to find my tie and looong car ride in traffic and rain and hearing constant whining about how her hair was not meant for the rain and how there was no cover over the red carpet.  I mean, come one.  So me and my other friend, Jim Beam, enjoyed the ride.  Well you all saw the broadcast, Yay! Glee, but not happy none of the actors won. Flash forward to the after party.  Now after careful consideration, I will not be able to specify which parties I attended.  Saying that, I'm not sure which names I can say and can't.  So I guess this will all be turning into a bunch of blind items, except for this one!

Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols showed up to a party.  I was shocked. Now, let me say this to begin.  They appear to be very happy and very in love.  He was constantly holding her hand, they were totally giving off the love vibe.  My dead grandmother knew that they were in love.  Saying that, there is a limit.  No one is that in love in my opinion.  I mean, there is "in love" and there is "see how much in lover we are." In my opinion, I think she and her good friend Daneel have a lot more in common.  I mean, Jensen, Jared, Austin....it sound's like a list of....well you draw your own conclusions.


SEEN AND HEARD

*Emily Blunt is freakin hilarious. She should play more comedy. And her fiance, John Krasinski, hilarious and very charming. Also, very handsome.

*Meryl Streep has a mouth like a sailor!  She dropped more f-bombs then awards she has won in her entire life

*Robert Downey Jr. and his wife, Susan Levin, are the real thing.  When I finally do fall in love for real, I want a marriage like theirs.

Blind Items

*This tv actress wasn't up for an award last night, she was there supporting a co-star who was.  And she let everyone know about it.  She was constantly going on and on about how all the press was wrong and she showed up because her co-star needed her support. The entire table rolled their eyes every time.  Not only were they use to her acting as if her shit doesn't stink, they knew she only came to be photographed and to not to secretly try to spread her wings.  But the producers don't care, her wings have been spread, clipped and a couple of other things since she first landed into this metropolis we like to call Hollywood.

*This A-list star and his date are clearly on the way out. She clearly was acting her age all night.  She got tipsy, which we all now isn't a crime, but she turned into a 16 year old.  Giggling, bouncing around in her seat. She looked like a bobble head.  He turned is back to her and ignored her most of the evening.  When he was asked about her, he told his buddy, "I bought her tits, I'm getting my money's worth."

*This couple is very public.  Her co-stars used to love her and they all used to hang out after filming.  They filmed on location, so the cast and crew became very tight.  Until one of the leads began a new relationship.  Her and her lover have become distant from the cast and every time her or she is interviewed about about their show, they turn the attention to their relationship.  Producers can't really do anything about it, so everyone has to take it all in for what it's worth.  But no one sees it lasting long, he is older and clearly trying to ride her wave.

*This beautiful television actor was alone and ready to party.  He didn't hide his admiration for men, or women last night. Which suited me just fine.  After meeting him at an after party and same fancy foot work, I ended up with him naked in my bed and my legs in the air.  Let's just say, I think I'm in love!
Guesses???