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Wow, can you see the excitement of being a newlywed on Megan's face?  BAG is just finally happy he convinced someone to walk down the aisle while Megan seems to need an escape plan.

Kate Gosselin was pictured taking her kids to get their hair cut which we all know can only mean one thing. Filming on Kate + 8 has begun.  I'm sorry but she does realize that they are in Pennsylvania and not HW right?  I really wanna see her break one of those hooker heels and do a faceplant.  Too far??

We Lost Shannen For This?!

Shannen Doherty was kicked off so we could suffer through this?

Hey Kate Gosselin, GO HOME!

It seems that Kate Gosselin has finally emerged from her makeshift dance studio in her basement and remembered that she was a mother to a whole litter of kids.  She played with them long enough to get photographed doing so and then was off tanning the same day.  Reports are that she left her kids for TWO weeks while promoting her stint on Dancing With The Stars and the kids are now depressed.  They are asking the nannies. who have been practically raising them, when their mother was coming home.  Once the show starts, she will be away 3 days a week just for the show, not to mention promoting.  I pray she is the first to go.  If you want to join the boycott, step in line.

You selfish, greedy, money hungry bitch.  You sit and whine about how much of an asshole your husband was and he proves your point.  You make a huge deal about starting over as a single mother, but the minute that your show was canceled, you had to go and find a new way to stay in the spotlight.  Everything thing that this woman does is planned out.  Her hair extensions got her a magazine cover and then she managed to get onto DWTS.  Now that the kids aren't your cash cow anymore, they aren't good enough?  I guaranfu*kintee that when your show is set to return, you will once again be playing the role of mother of the year.

Look lady, here's the raw truth.  You had us on your side, but then you went and proved us wrong.  We won't be falling for your crap again.  No one is going to be a fan of a woman who has basically ditched her children for fame and fortune shortly after their father did the same.  I think you should go home and find the woman that had those children and maybe stay away from the cameras.  No matter how much you make-up you put on, no matter how much fake hair you add, we are tired of seeing your mug.  GO HOME!

Meet The New Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin shows off her new look during a celebration for her new gig on Dancing With The Stars.  You can see the transformation for yourself.  And say what you will, she may be a bitch and in my opinion a very bad mother, she has totally gotten hot.

As we all know, in every break-up there is a winner and a loser.  Her and Jon switched the roles back and forth a bit but in the end, due to her makeover and DWTS gig, there is a good chance this could make Kate the winner.  Of course, her dumb ass luck, she will probably be the first to go home and become a funny headline again.

I have asked before, and I will ask again.  Where are the children?  When the cameras followed them, she was constantly with the kids.  And now that the cameras rolled out, so did Kate.  It is very obvious who was after the HW lifestyle and became clear that was the main reason Jon couldn't deal anymore.  She had stars in her eyes and then he just laid everything that walked. 

So as much as I think Kate looks good, I wish that I could find a photo of her looking good with the kids.  But I couldn't, so hopefully Jon is finally done pretending he is a ladies man and has started taking fatherhood seriously.  Or, we can just give the kids a show and forget the parents completely.  Better yet, put them on 24 hour web cam and we can be the parents. Do a hell of a better job.

Dancing With The Stars 2010

The stars, and I use that word loosely, that will be appearing on the 2010 Season Of Dancing With The Stars

Guess Kate found another way to invade out living rooms and avoid staying at home with the litter of children.  And poor Jon, now he has to be a Daddy while Mommy is off dancing.  What goes around comes around.

Pam Anderson trades in her bathing suit for barely there dancing costumes.  She is someone who I would expect on this show, but I have a feeling she may not be that bad.

NFL wide reciever Chad Ochocinco previously known as Chad Johnson joins as the jock that learns how to dance.

Aiden Turner, fan favorite that was fired from All My Children fills the soap opera part.  He is stunningly gorgeous and I cannot wait to see him in tight pants and no shirt.

ESPN reporter Erin Andrews drops the sports talk and shows off her amazing body. 

As I read this and put this picture on, "I'm So Excited" played in my head.  I have never voted for American Idol or any other show, but bet your bottom dollar I will be voting for Shannen Doherty.  And best believe making her win has become my new campaign.  And who wouldn't love to see Brenda Walsh beat down Mama Kate?

Buzz Aldrin? Really?  Regis wasn't free?

This woman, Neicy Nash, is most fabulous.  She is hilarious, and I can't wait to see her shaking her booty.

Ex-Pussy cat doll Nicole Scherzinger is in.  I assumed she filled the slot Paula Abdul turned down.  Funny, because on Nicole's version of American Idol, she was really the Paula.  Girl couldn't hold her eyes open and needed to be tied to her chair so she wouldn't fall off the bitch.

Vancouver Olympian American Figure skater Evan Lysacek takes the spot that Lindsey Vonn was rumored to have.  He is a lot easier on the eyes.

Bachelor Jake Pavelka has gotten permission from his new fiance to try and win yet another competition.  He already got to make out with strangers, now he gets to go to for the Mirror Ball?


So there you have it, the list of stars for this season.  I was kind of hoping Jon and Kate would go against each other, but Shannen wins for me.  Hands down.  So jump on the Brenda Boat with me or get off.
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