Dear Gossip Boy

Dear Gossip Boy,
I am happy that you have returned to us once again. How is our beloved Justin Case doing? Will we be hearing about him soon?  Please keep in touch as much as you can! XOXO
Diedre

Dee,
Thank for the love! Justin has actually been seeing someone for a good bit of time now.  They seem pretty happy, except for the whole secretive thing.  Rainbow Dark on the other hand, he has left many a broken heart in his wake.

Gear Geebs,
Are you Drew Barrymore? I love you and I constantly an trying to track you down.
Rachel

Dear Delusional,
I love you too, but a penis I do have.

Dear GB,
What is Bradley Cooper going to do now that he finally pulled out of Renee.  You words, not mine.We always knew that they wouldn't last.  What did he see in her?
Artie

Artie,
Renee is a very nice woman.  I'm sure Bradley saw something in her.  Best believe that Mr. Cooper is on track right now.  He has a plan that he thinks will take his career to the next level and even though Renee is as tiny as a Smurf turd, there wasn't any room for her.

Gossip Boy,
Is there any truth to the rumor that Rob and Kristen are secretly married?  Reese asked him about adjusting to being married.  WTF is up with that? Please tell me!!!!!!
Ashley

Ashley,
Are you butt effing serious with your question?  I know you Twilight fans are very internet savvy and I am sure that if they had secretly got married, the person breaking it would probably be in pigtails and footsie pajamas.  Besides, do you really think they will last that long after Breaking Dawn?  That's really what the end of the Mayan Calendar is about.  The end of Robsten.

GB,
Have you ever worked with anyone in the Scream movies?  You seem the cast and the movies.  PS, I just found you an had to call out of work today because I spent all night online reading your blog and fan community.
Kyle

Kyle,
I am glad you found me!  I hope the sick day was worth it.  As for the Screamers, I am just a fan of the flicks.  I have never been in Scream of any other horror movie.  Well, technically I guess no horror movies.  It scared the daylights out of me though.

Gossip Boy,
Please explain to me why a A-List actor, as you have called yourself, would even think about coming up with a gossip blog?  This is career suicide and I think that you are a fake.  No one would do this, especially not Jake Gyllenhaal.  Get over yourself!
Anonymous

Dear Perez,

Why the hate, babe?  You really want to know why I started this?  I got tired of reading about false stories, and insanely unbelievable blind items.  I wanted to actually give people something to read that is true, and entertaining.  This is my personal collection of thoughts and views on the world.  Do I think that it matters what I think.  No.  This is for fun, a break from the hassles of your day.  Career suicide?  How?  You might think you know me, but you have no idea.  And what the sweet Lady Gaga does Jake Gyllenhaal have to do with anything??

GB,
Do you ever think you would take the blog mainstream and give everyone a run for their money?  You have won me over from Ted, Lainey and Perez and I have spread the word at work.  I cannot wait for the day to hear about the blog on E!.
Cait

Cait,
Thank you so much.  I have no plans to make the blog anything more than it already is.  I am not in this to dominate the gossip blogs or to run anyone out of town.  I just like to offer an alternative.  My blog is the cute little bed and breakfast on the other side of town, away from the huge hotel chains like E! and Lainey.

Gossip Boy,
Is Black Sheep Britney Spears?
Gerome

G,
No.

Dear GeeBee,
I have researched and totally solved the Ice Queen blind.  It's totally Emma Stone.  I heard she slept her way into Spiderman.
Laurie




Dear Laurie,
You are so far off.  Did you read the right blind?  Emma is so talented that she might have been able to win her roles by simply sleeping.  But she has never had to do anything sexual for a role.

Dear Gossip Boy,

For the longest time you led us to believe that McHottie was Chace Crawford.  Now you are saying that he isn't?  Are we supposed to believe that Penn Badgley is McHottie?  He doesn't seem gay to me.  I think you are backtracking.
Renee

Dearest Renee,
I don't think I have ever led you to think that Chace or Penn were McHottie.  Even though you are a little tart, I will tell you that either one of them or both of them know him.

GB,
Has Lady Gaga ever been a Blind that you know of?
Liz

Liz,
Has Lady Gaga ever tried to hide anything that you know of?

Gossip Boy,
Are you really sending someone to Water For Elephants premiere to get pics for the blog?  You have got to get an interview with Rob!
Mackenzie

Dear Mackenzie,
I am sending someone with a camera, but don't hold your breath for an interview.  I can't imagine trying to pull that one off.  I would have to hire reporters and then photographers and then before I knew it I would rule the world.  Actually.....

Just Because

 Is it just me or does look like the love child of Kristen Stewart and Abigail Breslen?

You be the judge

Couples To Watch In 2011 Part 1

With the new year comes new couples.  The sad part is with new couples also comes break-ups.  But we like to focus on happy times here at GB, so we have decided to put a list together of couples that we think will be the ones to watch in 2011.  We have also complied some peeps that are on the verge of becoming couples and maybe some that we just wish would do the nasty already. If you feel we have missed any, feel free to let us know in the comments or via email.

One new couple of 2011 that we think is the most surprising is Meg Ryan and John Mellancamp.  Mellancamp, fresh of his 18 year marriage, has been quietly romancing Ryan all over NYC and Martha's Vineyard.  The couple have actually been sneaking around since late October, but John had already separated from his wife.  This isn't one of those stories.  On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the real deal, we give MeganCamp a solid 9.  Ryan has been single for a long time, she needs to be hurt so good.

All the tweens and teens in the entire world have become obsessed with the news that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have become an item.  While the two downplayed the romance talk, recent pictures of them kissing and cuddling in St. Lucia have set the twitter world ablaze. Gomez also has removed a promise ring that she has worn since 2008.  Looks like the 18 year old is ready to make Bieber a man. We give these kids a 7.  We don't know if they are together because they want to be or if it is the work of their people.  But this is one relationship that will get every teenage girl worked up for the rest of the year.

This list wouldn't be complete without the new "It" couple of 2011.  Jake Gyllenhaal is no stranger to pretty blonds.  From Kirsten Dunst, to Reese Witherspoon, and now to Austin Nichols Taylor Swift, the man knows how to pick them.  Taylor fits perfectly into Jake's type of woman it seems.  And Taylor has kept with her style as well. From Taylor Lautner to Jakey, she stays within a certain demographic.  However, the pairing of GyllenSwift seem to have come from left field.  And by left field I mean over the pond in the home of the Paltrow/Martins since we have them to thank for this. We give this couple a 3.  Not only do they not hold any truth to their union, it will never last.  Well, unless Tay can put up with Jake longer than Reese could.

Courteney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette were always a favorite HW couple and the news of their separation was heartbreaking.  Followed up by David's recent trip into rehab, nobody knew what to expect.  But we give this couple a 10.  Not only are they so deeply in love and actual soul mates, they really want to make their union work.  These two will kiss and make up by years end.

Halle Berry has only been single since April of 2010, but she wasted no time moving on with the sexy Oliver Martinez.  While it only seems right that two beautiful people belong together, we have to wonder if Halle is using Martinez's sex appeal as a rebound for Gabriel Aubry, who is also the father to her daughter Nahla.  We give them a 5 because we doubt this will amount to anymore than some hot rolls in the hay.

Blake Lively recently broke off a longtime relationship with Gossip Girl co-star Penn Badgely and has wasted no time getting involved in the relationship rumors.  The one that holds most stock with us is the Ryan Gosling rumor.  They have been spotted together since last October, spending evenings at romantic restaurants and even going to Disneyland together, but neither will confirm a relationship.  We have been told different and we know that two are in the beginning stages of a relationship.  Problem is, we know that Blake has recently been talking of how she is ready to become a bigger name is HW.  She hated it that GG co-star Taylor Momsen was getting all the publicity and ever since then, Blake has been all over the media.  We give them a 6.  Gosling's heart may be in it, but Lively has stars in her eyes.

The biggest couple since Brad and Angelina, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have never been open of their relationship.  Though they have been busted and photographed many times, no one knows if they are together or how long.  But let's be honest, we know that they are and we know that after the Twilight hype dies down, they might come out.  But we don't think they will make it that long. We think that by the end of the year they will be kaput.

Fash Bash

Ashley Greene

Mavis Beyotch: Even though it looks slightly like she's wearing a bed sheet, it's simple and elegant.  Vive le bed sheet!
Kate's Evil Twin: The bed sheet, really Nikki?  Aren't you dating some bazillionaire left over who used to date Paris Hilton?  Did Paris Hilton sneak in one night with the spare key and take all your good clothes?  Wait.  *listens*  So.... apparently this is NOT Nikki Reed.  This is some other interchangeable actress who plays a vampire. Whatever, it's still a bed sheet.
Gossip Boy: Dude, you got the money you wanted, you can stop playing the poor girl and wearing your linens.

 Madonna

Mavis Beyotch: Poor dear.  She is somehow confused and believes that she's still in Dick Tracey...this time as  Dick Tracey.  Must be that hot young cabana boy she has.  Has made her brain just the tiniest bit squishy.

Kate's Evil Twin: Here are my keys.  It's a black Audi.  Don't scratch it this time and don't drive it too fast around the block or you won't get Mr. George Washington here.

Gossip Boy: What the F*ck?

 Nikki Reed

Mavis Beyotch: So this is how the swan dress that silly Bjorck wore years ago was recycled.  Either that, or she has a serious addiction to chicken, and doesn't know what to do with the feathers.

Kate's Evil Twin: So THIS is Nikki Reed.  Honey, Kristen is pulling off the random figure skater dress much better than you.  It's all about the accessories.  See below.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner

Mavis Beyotch: I wonder what terrible accident happened on the way that caused the sleeve to fall off.  Maybe that werewolf got a bit peckish.  But I'm happy she hooked up with those nice gentlemen from the 50s skiffle band.

Kate's Evil Twin: Oh hallo boys.  Brava Kristen, brava!  You see, Kristen here is following all of the Kate Bosworth fashion rules.  When in doubt about your questionably fashionable cotton ball dress, accessorize with a young hot, presumably gay actor.  Or two.  Always keep a spare penis on hand, I always say. And a breath mint.  Three cheers for Kristen!

Gossip Boy: Eenie, meanie, miney mo, which of these people looks like a big ole mo?  That's right, I said it.

 Gwyneth Paltrow

Mavis Beyotch: I am sure when this dress is finished it will be lovely.  What?  It is?  I am so embarrassed.

Kate's Evil Twin: Dear Gwyneth, What's going on?  I haven't seen you in ages!!!  I miss our girl time at the spa; colonics, detoxes, botoxes, talking about boys and all those things that Chris does that drive you crazy.  I kept a list you know, like good friends do.  I see you're still living out of a suitcase, fashioning dresses from tablecloths.  Please call if you want to borrow a dress that wasn't sewn by child laborers named Apple.  Love you miss you! Kate's Evil Twin.

Victoria Beckham

Mavis Beyotch: Channeling the 90s.  When the Spice Girls mattered, even ever so slightly.  And when she last ate something other than paper towels.

Kate's Evil Twin: I'm too scared to criticize this outfit.  Have you heard what fembots from outerspace can do to a 98 lb waif like myself??  

Gossip Boy: Start saving for that hip replacement you are going to need.

 Jessica Alba

Mavis Beyotch: This is what happens when bad clothes happen to beautiful people.  You forget that they're beautiful and just concentrate on the ugly.

Kate's Evil Twin:The first student in Victoria Beckham's Fembot from Outerspace School for Desperately Edgy Actresses.  First lesson.  Master the bitchface, Jessica, or people will keep laughing at your shoes.  And your hair.

Khloe Kardashian

Mavis Beyotch: I think it's very sweet of her mother to not have ever told her she was the chubby, unattractive sister.  However, it's now time for someone to do that.

Kate's Evil Twin: As anyone who follows me on Twitter (@kateseviltwin) knows, I am a bevy of incredibly astute fashion advice.  One of the questions I get asked over and over again is, "how should a fat girl dress?"  (I'm currently in the process of eliminating all fat followers, but never mind).  Khloe, please follow me on twitter because you are breaking ALL THE RULES. 1. Wear black. 2. Don't show skin (ew.) 3. Spanx are more than your sister's favorite bedroom activity. See you on twitter!