The Week In Review

January Jones is having a really bad week.  Not only was she caught doing the cab ride of shame this week, she also hit 3 parked cars and then left the scene of the crime.  January was driving on Thursday night when she reportedly lost control and hit three parked cars. Some witnesses saw event and reported it to the police; but, January didn't want to stick around and said to  a witness, "I can't deal with this commotion" and then left the scene! January later returned to the scene of the crime after the police had arrived. She reportedly told the officers that she had originally left due to the paparazzi that were following her.  Have you seen any pics from that night?  And the first person she called was Bobby Flay.  Say what?

Lindsay Lohan set off her SCRAM somehow and had her bail raised to $200,000 but then spent some time shopping with the sexy Brody Jenner.  Better watch out Lindsay, Avril could kick your ass.

Sandra Bullock returned to the public eye in a big way Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards by laying a a kiss on Scarlett Johansson.  Sandy was behind the whole kiss and told the world to go back to making fun of her.  And now InTouch has released an issue in which they say Sandy has another baby on the way.  Welcome back to hell Sandy!

Chace Crawford could face up to six months in jail for his marijuana charge and has been laying low ever since being busted.  And bad timing seems to follow Chace as an interview has been released n which Chace is quoted as saying:
“I’m single now in New York, and [my castmates and I] are all in our mid-twenties, so it’s not feasible to say we’re not going to go out and have fun,” he told the magazine. “It’s just how you do it and how you conduct yourself. It annoys me because you start to develop a certain kind of paranoia…”
 Is there where you think the paranoia is coming from? You need better bud, man.

Alanis Morrissette married her boyfriend of one year, rapper Souleye. Yes a rapper and no it didn't rain.  Ironic, don't ya think?

Katherine Heigl thought that she should receive an Emmy for finally taking a hint from her pissed co-stars and quitting Grey's Anatomy.  No one really understands why she should be nominated, considering that she hasn't been around for most of the season.  Too bad she couldn't make one last appearance on the season finale long enough to get shot.  That would have been an added bonus!

The Week In Review

Chace Crawford's career got a jolt this week when the good boy gone bad was busted for possession of marijuana.  Poor guy was caught in a car with another dude and a joint that had yet to be lit.  Chace might not have been able to go through this ordeal with a buzz, but he did manage to pull off one of the sexiest mugshots in celebrity history.  And not only did he rock the mugshot, he rocked the cover of Los Angeles Confidential.

 Rue McClanahan passed away, leaving Betty White as the only Golden Girl left.
"Rue was a close and dear friend. I treasure our relationship," White, 88, said in a statement. "It hurts more than I ever thought it would, if that's even possible."

Rue was the legendary Blanche Deveraux on Golden Girls but she was also on a show I used to love called Mama's Family.  I love Rue and she will be deeply missed.  SNL should have grabbed her with Betty when they had the chance.

Legendary actor and director Dennis Hopper , 74, died Saturday from complications of prostate cancer.  He had been ill and friends say that he didn't look good, but his death still sent ripples through Hollywood.  I never got the chance to work with Dennis, but I met him one time years ago at a birthday celebration for a mutual friend.  He said one sentence to me, something that I will always remember.  I cannot exactly share it, but Dennis was a true great and every line he spoke should have been written down as they were filled with wisdom.  He even knew that Kristen Stewart was talented enough that he wanted to have a one-on-one with the actress.

Singer/Actress Sheryl Crow adopted her second son this week, Levi James.  Kevin Coster is trying to catch up to Kate Gosselin by having his seventh child this week with wife Christine.  Of course it's only her third, you know how Kevin do.  Celine Dion is expecting twins with her husband and I am a little worried.  How old is too old to be popping out kids?  Celine looks like she might break in half from a good sneeze, let alone carrying two babies.

Zack Morris is back on the market ladies and gents.  Mark Paul Gosselaar and his wife Lisa Ann separated after nearly 14 years.  Sad to hear that they split, but it is bad that all I can think of is that I wonder if maybe he is done with girls?

 Kristen Stewart stuck her foot in her mouth yet again this week.  Why can't these people learn that when you set up interviews anytime after 4:20 pm, the girl is going to gab too much.  She does much better with morning interviews, before the wake and bake.  Lay off the girl, you can see what she meant.  She didn't mean to go that far.

Miley Cyrus felt as if she was not being talked about enough and simulated a girl on girl kiss onstage.  Now she is mouthing off, telling people to get over it.  Hey Miley, got a tip for you.  If you are going to pretend to do something just for attention, then don't shit on them when they give it to you.  Or better yet, grow a set of balls to go with that raspy voice and kiss the dam girl!  Then you won't sound so annoying when you are defending yourself.  Eh...never mind, you still will.

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This week we lost some very important people.  Gary Coleman was someone from my childhood, someone I grew up watching.  No matter what his life turned into, the actor will be missed.  It saddens me deeply as when I first heard the news of his head injury, I feared what would come.

Slipknot bassist Paul Grey also passed away this week, leaving fans in mourning and bringing his band mates out  in support, and plain faced.

And then the week ends with another blow as we lose Dennis Hopper.  Sadly though, anyone who knew Hopper also knew that he didn't have much time left with us.  Someone who has left his touch all over the history of Hollywood, Hopper lived a full and fantastic life.  And now that we have paid tribute, it's time to laugh.


In Scream 4 news, Variety reports that Hayden Panettiere, Rory Culkin, and Emma Roberts have all signed on for Scream 4.  In related news, Kevin Williamson just sold out and finally killed my favorite movies EVER!

LOST fans around the world waited for the big payoff in the series finale.  For six years, Losties have waited in anticipation for this moment that was about to bestow upon them.  And what happened?  The same thing that happened after you waited all of those years to finally get laid.  Not one motherfuc*en thing.  So if you missed the finale, don't fret.  So did everyone who watched it.


 Lindsay Lohan's court appearance became must see tv after a week of dramatic season finales.  Not only did our favorite party girl manage to get out of going to the big house, where Sam Ronson would have been replaced rather quickly, but Lindsay made SCRAM bracelets have their best week ever.  Teenage girls everywhere are plotting to get them now.  Way to go Lindsay, you big trendsetter you!

American Idol crowned it's ninth Idol this week, Lee Dewyze.  He beat out Crystal Bowersox by only 2% and shocked everyone by taking the title.  Not that the boy isn't good, but Crystal is the next American Idol.  Besides, the whole show was a tribute to the departing Simon Cowell anyway.  And Idol answered the age old question.  How many washed up acts can you get on one stage in two hours.  And let's not forget the guy who came up with the idea to let Paula take the stage after filling her new prescription and hitting the local liquor store.  I thought she was either going to pass out from that tight ass dress or tumble off the damn stage.  Best part was when Abdul would deliver a line she thought was hilarious and then pause for the crowd to laugh....which they never did.  Take a hint!

Megan Fox was kicked out of Transformers 3.  And I mean kicked hard.  To make up for it she has decided to be a bitch to her fiance's Brian Austin Green's baby mama Vanessa Marcil.  And my money is on Vanessa.  Did you watch her on General Hospital?  So Shia will now be lovin' on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as she is his new leading lady in the flicks.

Miley Cyrus decided to be a douche and announce her hatred of Glee.  “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t,” the mouthy 17-year-old told Billboard magazine.“What if this was real life and I was just walking down the street on Rodeo Drive and all of a sudden I just burst into song about how much I love shoes?”  Hey Miley, we know it's not real dumbass.  It's called a movie, and acting.  You know, that thing they want you to learn how to do.  I mean come on.

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Cinnabon began a national ad campaign and used the heads of celebrities to do so.  Jenny from the block, Disney black sheep Vanessa Hudgens, and Glee-va Lea Michele all became spokeswomen Cinnabon this week and failed miserably at it.

In Lindsay Lohan news, she took off to Cannes just days before she was due in court and managed to lose her passport while there.  And just when we finally thought that she was their problem now, we let her back in the country! We were thisclose.  And I dunno what they sent us back, but that is clearly Lindsay in 20 years.  Was this a bait and switch?  We've seen Parent Trap.

Megan Fox was fired from Transformers 3, Flash Forward was fired from ABC, and NBC killed Heroes.  Lost takes it's final breath tonight and you have to start to wonder WTF is going on in the world.

Jesse James began selling a lot of his belongings in hopes to buy a clue maybe?  Or to pay off all the hoes that keep coming out of the woodwork.  I hear he is becoming a highly rated Ebay Seller and was even praised by one customer as "speedy delivery. Man of his word." Uh.....

The final Shrek film opened this weekend and a lot less people cared.  How much more did they think we were going to stomach.  And SNL decided once again to try and play with the big boys and stuck MacGruber in theaters, which just embarrassed them worse then ever.  It did break a record though, as the worst opening for an SNL movie ever and the worst of 2010.  I cannot believe they made that sketch into a movie and not one of the more comical ones.  Utter fail, SNL.

Matthew Morrison made us hot for the teacher when he unleashed what he had kept hidden underneath those button up shirts and ties he wears as Mr. Schue on Glee.  And we weren't the only ones drooling.  Co-star Naya Rivera told E! recently  “I saw those pictures and I was like, ‘Is this real? Is this really the Mr. Schuester who I’ve been walking past every single day? I did not know this existed.”  Neither did we Santana, neither did we!

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David Boreanaz and Matt Lauer joined the fast growing list of men who cannot control their steak-ums.  Not only were the both men cheating on their wives, David hooked up with Tiger Woods sloppy seconds.  In related news, Valtrex stock has gone through the roof.

Lea Michele got the ever loving Glee smacked out of her when she got snippy with a photographer at an event that she should have thanked Baby Jesus that she was even invited to.  I highly doubt that the invitation suggested that she was invited simply for the joy of watching her and her summer fling perform foreplay on each other during dinner.  In her delusional eyes, her heart felt apology over twitter, in 140 characters or less, had to be enough to restore the halo that she thinks is over her head.

Do I really need a reason....

Newsweek went on a gay rampage and started a gay revolution.  Celebrities and readers everywhere boycotted the newspaper and spoke out against the views of a close minded fuck-tard.  It's people like him that make it hard for actors to come out of the closet.  I think we should set a day for every single actor to share their sexuality, if they wish.  This whole movement needs to begin and begin NOW!  It's 2010 for Christ's sakes and I'm tired these homophobic bastards running the world.  We need a change and we need it now before 2012 wipes all of our closeted asses off the planet once and for all.

Michelle Williams and Naomi Watts are in a heated battle to play the legendary Marilyn Monroe.  Watts will star in Blonde, based on Joyce Carol Oates' book by the same name (an awesome read, by the way!). Shooting will begin in January, and the film will be produced by Andrew Dominik. Williams of Dawson's Creek fame is set to star as Marilyn in My Week With Marilyn. It's said to portray the time when she filmed The Prince and the Showgirl with Laurence Olivier.  Big fan of both actresses, but in neither one do I see a Marilyn Monroe.  I think Michelle will be the one to pull it off the most.  Michelle is a character-actress through and through and my money is on her.

Ryan Seacrest whipped out his guns and reminded me why I find him oddly hot.  With arms like that, he can say "Seacrest out" as many times as he wants.




We got to hear the Glee version of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. Any thing they touch turns to gold, well except Lea Michele's personality. And then Lady Gaga returned the favor.

Cameron Diaz continued her not-so-secret love affair with Yankees player A-Rod, much to Kate Hudson's chagrin.  Seems that Kate thought once she got her girls lifted and perked, she though A-Rod would com a running.  First Kate Hudson hooked up with Justin Timberlake right after Cameron and he split, and now it seems Cam is returning the favor.  How much longer until these two girls go at it at an event and Cameron reminds Kate that she was once one of Charlie's Angels?

 Heidi Montag and her crystal praying husband Spencer Pratt inched a little bit closer to being dragged from Hollywood in straight jackets.  Spencer is reportedly keeping Heidi prisoner in her own home, surrounding the residence with crystals to keep the crazy out.  Um, Spence, they clearly are not working.