Hump Day Humper

Cuban actor/model William Levy is this week's Hump Day Humper.  With his sexy brown eyes and hard rippled body, I cannot imagine any woman, or man, kicking him out of bed.  He isn't married, but shares two kids with girlfriend Elizabeth Gutiérrez.

Hump Day Humper

This week's Hump Day Humper comes to us courtesy of The Back-Up Plan, Jennifer Lopez's attempt to return to Hollywood after taking a hiatus.

I had doubts about this movie, and I think that the only thing that saved it was this fine hunk of a man named Alex O'Laughlin.  From his sexy eyes, to way his  voice washes over your body, leaving goosebumps on your skin and butterflies in your stomach, Alex O'Laughlin knows what he's got and boy can he work it.

He managed to save a somewhat funny movie with his sex appeal and managed to make me wish again that a straight man was gay.  Alex isn't gay, he actually has a son, but is single and living in West Hollywood.  He will also be in this fall's re-boot of Hawaii Five-O, which just became one of my new shows.  And if you have seen The Back-Up Plan, then I am assuming you will be tuning in this fall as well.

Hump Day Humper

 Today's Hump Day Humper is....um, this guy.  God, that body!  I don't even need to know who the shit he is, just give it to me, baby!

Hump Day Humper

For those of you who thought I had forgotten to choose this week's Hump Day Humper, shame on you.  I never miss an opportunity to find a sexy guy that I want to get a humpin with.

This week we chose Ryan McPartlin from NBC's Chuck.  Not only does the man have a sexy lickable body, he also has the cute factor working for him.  Nothing worse than a hot body with a weird face. Did someone say Taylor Lautner?

Anyway, Sadly Ryan is not single nor gay.  He has been married to the same woman since 2002 and actually has a real marriage.  All I can say to her is: you're one lucky bitch.

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

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This week's Hump Day Humper is Supernatural's very own, Misha Collins.  This poor guy's sexiness often gets shadowed by the the series stars and no one seems to realize that Misha is in the background, smoldering all on his own. 

Not only is the man flexible enough to do some pretty freaky things, he has a gorgeous body that he keeps hidden way to much.  Do you know how hard it is to find a picture of this guy with his shirt off?  And how about the shot from above?  I didn't care for the movie, but I take the photo at face value and just tuck that image of him away for later.  And we all know that Misha may be a man on the street, but he a freak in da' bed.  Just read his wife's book.

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It's Wednesday and time to elect a Hump Day Humper.  This week we elect Joe Manganiello to be the subject of our sexual desires. 

A new addition to the True Blood cast this season, he is well known already by One Tree Hill fans where he played the sexy bartender Owen.  He is coming on to True Blood as someone who could potentially drive a wedge between the show's core couple, Sookie and Bill. 

He first came onto the scene in as Peter Parker's nemesis Flash Thompson in the first Spider-man film.  After some other guest starring roles, he is now bound to hit fame as Alcide Heveraux on TB.  And one more reason to watch, I hear he has already filmed his first nude scene.  Looks like Alexander Skarsgard and Ryan Kwanten has some new competition. 

Hump Day Humper

An astounding 34% of voters have declared Jensen Ackles as the celebrity they would want to have sex with.  So in regards to that, we have made Jensen our Hump Day Humper.

What is it about Mr. Ackles that gets the hearts pumping?  That deep sexy voice that escapes from the television during Supernatural?  Or maybe it's the tall, rippled body that we know is hidden under those clothes.

Either way, Jensen beat out some pretty sexy men in the competition.  I recall getting a tweet telling me that with Robert Pattinson in the competition, there would be no competition.  Sorry tweet tweet, Jensen beat Robby by 12%.   Now if we can only convince Jensen not to marry Danneel Harris, all would be right with the world.  Maybe we will get lucky and he will come to his senses and see what he is getting himself into.


The other contenders in the "Who Would You Do?" poll really didn't compare to the outpouring, or should I say leg spreading, that was sent Jensen's way.
Ryan Reynolds got 12% while newlywed Jared Padalecki got 10% . Jake Gyllenhaal got  measly 7%, followed by Chris Evans, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz.

I'm shocked to find Kellan in last place.  If I had to choose a vampire to do, it would be him.  Have you seen what he is packin?  But out of that list, I think I'd have to pick Chris Evans for the one night stand.  I don't know what it is, but I want to make his flame come on.