Fash Bash

Gossip Boy's Fashion Police is back. We have a new addition to the team and it just happens to be Kate Bosworth's Evil Twin. This woman is nothing like Kate, she actually swallows her food. But she is much more evil than Kate which makes us love her even more. She joins Mavis Beyotch as they tear apart celebs for their sad choice in clothing.

Cate Blanchett

Mavis Beyotch: I love Cate Blancett.  However, I’m not sure why she let Tilda Swinton style her for the evening.  Also, dearest, please eat a cookie.  Or two.

Kate's Evil Twin: So my ex-boyfriend, Orlando, used to make me watch this movie about Queen Elizabeth saying Cate Blanchett was all "talented" and "mindblowing" and "Oscar- worthy" but  I didn't see what was so great about it.  They never even showed Princess Diana.  I don't get why Cate can wear this and be "fierce" and "provocative" but if I, the evil twin of Kate Bosworth, showed up in an outfit made up of a deflated mylar balloon and an emergency blanket, all I would hear is, "trashy whore," "recycle, much?" and "eat a sandwich, Kate!"  Life is so unfair!

Gossip Boy: Cate seems to have not let go of the fact she wasn't chosen to play Tin Man in the Wizard Of Oz remake.

Catherine Zeta Jones

Mavis Beyotch: In support of the marine life in the Gulf of Mexico, CZJ drapes a quite nice powder blue gown with a fishnet.  I’m not sure how it helps the oil soaked fish, but…power to you, Cath!

Gossip Boy: I think that this dress is gorgeous!  Now if only she could get her face to move as freely.

 Lea Michele

Mavis Beyotch: How can you see with all that hair in your face?  (Sorry, am channeling my own dear mama with that).  Perhaps that’s the excuse Lea has for not remembering to put on a dress.

Kate's Evil Twin: 

Distractingly awful hair?  Check.
Smug smirk? Check.
Dirty beige color that drains all life from the wearer and anyone within 10 feet?  Check.
A dress that tries to be sexy but just ends up looking cheap and sort of disturbingly slutty?  Check.

Um, Lea?  YOU HAVE STOLEN KATE BOSWORTH'S LOOK.  Give it back, bitch.

Gossip Boy: Okay Lea, we get it.  You think your sexy. But no matter how much bra you flaunt, he is still gonna be gay at the end of the day.

 Mavis Beyotch: Kristen Chenoweth looks like a very perky Stepford Wife wearing a very sparkly bath towel.  In Vegas.  In the 1960s.

Gossip Boy: Um....sorry I got distracted by all of the sparkles.  

 Gwyneth Paltrow

Mavis Beyotch: I also pair my Chanel jacket with my Gap shorts.  When I’ve had a bit too much of the sherry.

Kate's Evil Twin: Dear Chris: Hey, how are you?  I am fine.  It's been a while.  I've been thinking about you. ;-) I saw a picture of Gwyneth and I guess you finally kicked her out because she looked like she had to leave in a hurry and toss whatever was clean into a surprisingly small suitcase and then wear it all at once, even if she looked like Perimenopausal Coco Chanel. Call me, EvilKate.

Gossip Boy: The rich bitch equivalent to bumming it in daisy dukes.

Michelle Williams 

Mavis Beyotch: Personally, I blame the latest vampire craze for the influx of Morticia Addams dresses.  That, or Bebe Neuwirth is a fashion power player and I’m not aware of it.

Kate's Evil Twin: Oh Halle Berry, get your sexy model boy toy back because apparently he took your hotness with him when he moved out.

Gossip Boy: It's like cat woman mixed with Barney and a dash of Rihanna's hair.

 Jessica Alba

Mavis Beyotch: If anyone needed a poster child for reasons why NOT to have children, Jessica’s post motherhood wardrobe gives her an edge.

Gossip Boy: Does she know we can actually see her?

Katie Holmes

Mavis Beyotch: Mrs. Cruise has obviously turned to doughnuts to assuage her life in Scientology prison.  Either that, or the dress shrunk in the wash.

Gossip Boy: How embarrassing to accidentally put on your smaller husband's dress instead of your own!  That's the downfall of sharing the same taste as Tom.

Lea Michele Way Back When

Vintage Lea Michele at 9 years old performing on Sally Jesse Raphael. Even then that girl had more talent in her big toe than most stars do in their entire career.

Dear Gossip Boy

Normally I wouldn't do another one of these for awhile.  However, I will be out of commission for a good couple of months.  I will still be tweeting, but not as much.  All of this will fall onto Gigi's lap as she will be the one keeping the blog up to date.  Keep the letters coming and I will continue to answer the ones I can but it won't be weekly. 

And away we go...

Hi Gossip Boy!!
Thanks for the goss on Jared and Jensen. Sometimes it seems too good to be true though. Do you have any real proof that these two were/are an item? If so, what kind (ie. pictures, video, hearsay etc...)?

Do their families and friends know what the real deal is between them?

Finally, what do you think will be the outcome of all this between them in the next couple of years?

Hope you can answer these questions. Thanks again!-DG 

Hi DG!!!

I hate to sound like someone else right now, but if you know so much about them being together why are you asking me? As for the outcome, do you really think that both these marriages will last.  If sources are true and the breakfast story occurred, then I give Jared's marriage a good long time.  It's the one who was missing from the whole equation that I give about a year.

Hey GB,

So we know Jensen and Jared are bffs (at the very least), but what about Danneel and Genevieve? Are they friends in their own right or do they just put up with each other for the sake of the guys? If the latter it must get awkward when they're left alone together when the guys go off for boy time. 

Jayne

Jayne,

Have you ever seen Gen and Dan out shopping for underwear?  Out getting coffee?  'Nuff said.

GB,

I think your a fan of Jennifer Aniston but why do celebs like her court the paps and press and than complain incessantly about them?  I mean how can you complain about the paps at your birthday get away when you sent out a press release saying you were going to be there.  You don't see Sandra Bullock in the tabloids weekly even with her hubby's porn star train wreck of an ex.  How does she do it when other celebs can't seem to?

Anonymous

Mystery,

Sometimes you have to understand that thought the paps are Satan to us, sometimes it is better to make a deal with the devil then to avoid them.  If you don't want them up your ass all the time, you agree to let them come to a party your having.  It's a give/take situation.  However, some of them go a little overboard with it in my opinion.  Others do it with class.

GB!!

What do you think about this rumor "Rob is gay and dating TomStu" I know some people are freaking out a lot.

I´m really feel sorry for Rob, i don´t know how it works in USA, but here in Europe it´s normal have friends the same sex, it´s normal going out with them, it´s normal doing shopp, especially if we are friends since kids (like Tom and Rob) in my opinion Tom is like his brother. Can you please clear this rumor?

P.L.S

Okay, look.  Guys hang out with guys.  This is clearly a rumor and you may want to step away from the Twilight and breath into a paper bag before the Eclipse explosion begins, because sweetie, I don't know if you're gonna make it. XOXO

GB,

I have a question about the last call blind.  If the girl got the guy the part and he is already popular, why is he still with her?

Erik

E,

She is very needy and though he isn't in love with her anymore, he feels to bad to leave her.  She is a couple colors short of a rainbow and hasn't figured out a way to do it yet.

GB,

Can you put all of the rumors to bed already and just confirm one thing.  Is McHottie Jake Gyllenhaal?  Come on, I am dying to know.  If he isn't McHottie, can you tell us if McH is on a network television show or has done any movies.  Give me something!

Erin

Erin,

LOL.  No Jake is not McHottie, though I feel Jake totally qualifies as a McHottie.  Don't you?  McHottie, let's see....he is someone I have never ever been photographed with.  Not that it really helps you but it's something, eh?

Dear Gossip Boy,

I think your blog is very good entertainment and has a very good sense of humor. What I was wondering was, seeing that you know so much about weddings what you think about Simon Cowell's recent engagement? Something doesn't sit right with me- it seems odd.

Serafina

Sera,

Something never set right with me about Simon Cowell.  The fact that he paid Terri a settlement when they broke up screams volumes.  Could she have been fulfilling a contract?  Could she have seen something and got the pay-off.  You tell me?  It's like the freakin F.B.I over at that damn American idol.  Anybody that can keep rainbows from popping out of Ryan Seacrest's ass while he is on camera is a pro at hiding stuff.

Dear Gossip-Boy:

Not that I'm questioning who you say you are, but just wondering why you are doing the whole gossip-blog thing. Assuming everything you have told us about yourself is true, why would you be taking the time to do this? Are you bored and doing this to amuse yourself? I would imagine that if your identity was revealed it would have really negative consequences for you and your career. Please don't take this as an attack, I love your blog and your tweets and hope you continue, but as I said I was just wondering.

Curious Fan-girl

CFG,

I take the time to do this as a kind of huge middle finger to the industry.  I always worked my ass off for these people and they told me I would be able to come out.  Now, they tell me if I do, I'm done.  And I am not the only one they have told this to.  So I figured, all the stuff they all try so hard to hide and stuff down, it would be hilarious to put it all out there.  As for my identity being revealed, it's pretty impossible.  I may slip up here and there, but sometimes I don't exactly tell you where I am.  Or if I do, it's not where I'm really at.  I mean come on, i can't give it all to you.  However, the city I am in, once or twice, is the only thing I have fibbed on.

GB,

I'm probably waaayyyy off (and not that you would admit it but i have a couple of theories about who you are since you avoided my questions about your fag hag and about singular movies or franchises.  I can assume your known for franchises, so here goes (and dont laugh!!) if your american also your either Mr Shia LaBeouf (faghag carey mulligan plus transformers), or Mr Seann William Scott (american pie).  Is McHottie the dude from SATC who guest starred in charmed? (cant recall his name but he seems gay as the day is long to me!!)

dont laugh too hard reading this!!

 Andrea

Andrea,

You actually got one right.....you're waaayyyy off.

XOXO

GB,

Do you know anything about Jake Gyllenhaal?  Is he really as cool as he seems?  Is it possible that he is Toothy Tile?  C'mon, I know you are in the know.

Dana

Dana,

Jake is as cool as he seems.  Freakin hilarious, down to earth, and a absolute riot to be around.  As for Toothy Tile, I don't recall Jake ever having a baby but then again, I guess you

never know really.

 GB,

Have you and Jared Padalecki ever met?  I'm curious from some of your blogs and tweets.  You don't have to reveal anything, just wondering if you have met him.

Frankie

Frankie,

I have actually met Jared.  We are all connected through someone and he is good friends with some good friends of mine.  And I can also give you this, he is the funnest drunk guy I have ever had the pleasure to do shots with.

GB,

Have you met the Glee kids yet?  I know you are a major "Gleek", your words, and I was just wondering.  That blind from awhile back really seemed to be about Lea Michele and I was wondering if you could confirm that.  I think something is up with her and her deer in the headlights look.  Crazy eyes!

Kristen

Kristen,

Chenoweth?  Is that you?!  I see what you are doing.  I LOVE you, but you are too old to be in high school lady!