GyllenSwift D.O.A?

Well, well, well.  Looks like we had our eyes on the right couple.  People.Com has just reported that Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have already ended their fling.

People's source claims that the couple actually broke up last month.  The couple didn't even spend New Years Eve together reports say, but I would think that everyone gets a night off.  Contract or not.

My sources say that while Jake and Taylor have taken time apart, they haven't broken up.  I am told that they didn't want to ruin a good thing by rushing it.  Especially with the media coverage that they have been receiving, they thought it would be good to slow things down.

A Taylor source tells me that Jake didn't like the attention that dating her brought and he wasn't sure he could handle the huge age difference. Taylor is reportedly sad and sitting in her room writing an album dedicated to Jakey.

I love my little source, but to me that dripped of PR madness.  I do think that they are slowing it down, I mean Taylor's album has been out for awhile now and Love & Other Drugs didn't do as good as they had hoped.  Yeah, time off until the next Gyllenhaal project and I bet with get another dose of Gyllenswift.

Couples To Watch In 2011 Part 1

With the new year comes new couples.  The sad part is with new couples also comes break-ups.  But we like to focus on happy times here at GB, so we have decided to put a list together of couples that we think will be the ones to watch in 2011.  We have also complied some peeps that are on the verge of becoming couples and maybe some that we just wish would do the nasty already. If you feel we have missed any, feel free to let us know in the comments or via email.

One new couple of 2011 that we think is the most surprising is Meg Ryan and John Mellancamp.  Mellancamp, fresh of his 18 year marriage, has been quietly romancing Ryan all over NYC and Martha's Vineyard.  The couple have actually been sneaking around since late October, but John had already separated from his wife.  This isn't one of those stories.  On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the real deal, we give MeganCamp a solid 9.  Ryan has been single for a long time, she needs to be hurt so good.

All the tweens and teens in the entire world have become obsessed with the news that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have become an item.  While the two downplayed the romance talk, recent pictures of them kissing and cuddling in St. Lucia have set the twitter world ablaze. Gomez also has removed a promise ring that she has worn since 2008.  Looks like the 18 year old is ready to make Bieber a man. We give these kids a 7.  We don't know if they are together because they want to be or if it is the work of their people.  But this is one relationship that will get every teenage girl worked up for the rest of the year.

This list wouldn't be complete without the new "It" couple of 2011.  Jake Gyllenhaal is no stranger to pretty blonds.  From Kirsten Dunst, to Reese Witherspoon, and now to Austin Nichols Taylor Swift, the man knows how to pick them.  Taylor fits perfectly into Jake's type of woman it seems.  And Taylor has kept with her style as well. From Taylor Lautner to Jakey, she stays within a certain demographic.  However, the pairing of GyllenSwift seem to have come from left field.  And by left field I mean over the pond in the home of the Paltrow/Martins since we have them to thank for this. We give this couple a 3.  Not only do they not hold any truth to their union, it will never last.  Well, unless Tay can put up with Jake longer than Reese could.

Courteney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette were always a favorite HW couple and the news of their separation was heartbreaking.  Followed up by David's recent trip into rehab, nobody knew what to expect.  But we give this couple a 10.  Not only are they so deeply in love and actual soul mates, they really want to make their union work.  These two will kiss and make up by years end.

Halle Berry has only been single since April of 2010, but she wasted no time moving on with the sexy Oliver Martinez.  While it only seems right that two beautiful people belong together, we have to wonder if Halle is using Martinez's sex appeal as a rebound for Gabriel Aubry, who is also the father to her daughter Nahla.  We give them a 5 because we doubt this will amount to anymore than some hot rolls in the hay.

Blake Lively recently broke off a longtime relationship with Gossip Girl co-star Penn Badgely and has wasted no time getting involved in the relationship rumors.  The one that holds most stock with us is the Ryan Gosling rumor.  They have been spotted together since last October, spending evenings at romantic restaurants and even going to Disneyland together, but neither will confirm a relationship.  We have been told different and we know that two are in the beginning stages of a relationship.  Problem is, we know that Blake has recently been talking of how she is ready to become a bigger name is HW.  She hated it that GG co-star Taylor Momsen was getting all the publicity and ever since then, Blake has been all over the media.  We give them a 6.  Gosling's heart may be in it, but Lively has stars in her eyes.

The biggest couple since Brad and Angelina, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have never been open of their relationship.  Though they have been busted and photographed many times, no one knows if they are together or how long.  But let's be honest, we know that they are and we know that after the Twilight hype dies down, they might come out.  But we don't think they will make it that long. We think that by the end of the year they will be kaput.

Taylor Swift Teams Up With Tom Cruise

Taylor Swift is on a roll this week.  After an encounter with all things Gyllenhaal, Taylor is now said to be up for a role in a movie opposite Tom Cruise.

The Broadway hit Rock Of Ages is making it's way to the big screen and Tommy has been offered a supporting role of a bartender.  Ahh...Cocktail. Anyway, Tom would be a singing bartender and belt out 80's hits while Miss Swift would play a small town girl trying to find her big break.

First of all, who the hell told these people Taylor Swift was an actress?  Sure, she pulled off playing a dead chick on one of the 1,000 CSI shows.  And yeah she made out with Taylor "Wolfie" Lautner in Valentine's Day.  But for the love of God, put her back on the radio.  Let her go back to "acting" in her music videos.  Why do some singers think that they can win an Oscar based on their ground breaking performance in the music video of their latest hit.

Don't get me wrong, some singers are amazing at acting and vice versa.  But we need a world with a little less Taylor Swift and I am not in the mood to pretend that I consider her an actress.

Horny In Hollywood

Seems that Cupid is still hard at work, even though he should be worn out from making the union of Katy Perry and Russell Brand actually happen.  It seems that something is in the water or maybe it's just some handy PR.

The first is the "news" that Jake Gyllenhaal floated on down to NYC and partied behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live in attempts to woo Taylor Swift, who is suddenly best friends with Emma Stone.  Jake took over NYC the following day with Taylor and they have now become the new couple to watch.

I find it very hard to believe that Jake would go after a woman who in my opinion has a fetish for drama and likes to stir controversy to help sell her CD's.  More on Taylor in another post, I promise.  But we are now being led to believe that Jake and Taylor are about to hook up.  I call bullshit on this.  We have a young woman who likes attention and a star who seems to have a reason behind every hook up.  To me, this reeks of a PR stunt and I'm just going to go ahead enter the last piece of evidence.  This girl also "dated" Taylor Lautner.  Case closed.

Let's move on, shall we?  Matthew Morrison and Cameron Diaz were recently seen out together, though reports say that they seemed more like brother and sister.  Now, I tend to believe that Matthew and Cameron really may have been testing the waters to see if there was a spark.  But judging from Cameron's long list of exes, Matthew doesn't really seem like her type.  Then again, maybe she just wanted to see what it would be like to sleep with a more grown up version of ex Justin Timberlake.

 And it appears that Tom Sturridge is ditching BFF Rob Pattinson and hanging out with the newly single Carey Mulligan.  We all know that Carey recently broke-up with Shia LeBeouf and is now slumming it in a motel down by the interstate.  Reports are that Tom has been keeping Carey company and that they two are putting that vibrating bed to good use.  This hook-up I believe.  How long did we expect Tom to stay in Kristen Stewart's shadow?

Gossip Boy's Fashion Police

Gossip Boy's Fashion Police have been assembled and no celebrity is safe from these snarky cops.  Everyone welcome Mavis Beyotch, ZipperPull, and Fat Ninja to the Gossip Boy site and prepare to laugh your ass off as they struggle though the best and worst dressed in town.

 Betty White

Mavis Beyotch: Betty White should teach a class on how to look elegant and appropriate to starlets everywhere.  Kristen Stewart, we’ll front you the tuition

ZipperPull: You dress like my Grammy and I love it. PERMA PASS!

Fat Ninja: She looks impeccable. Then again, she could have worn an onion sack and marshmallow earrings & I'd call it genius. You don't mess with Betty White.

Donatella Versace

Mavis Beyotch: Did your parents ever try to convince you the boogie man didn’t exist?  They were wrong.  Here she is.

ZipperPull: Aw honey..  when did Karl Lagerfeld start doing drag? Keep making dresses for other people though

Fat Ninja: Who invited Janice to this shindig?

 Giuliana Rancic

Mavis Beyotch: I think there’s something growing on your dress!  Weed off works wonders

ZipperPull:  I said it before, a dark horse..this time in a pink dress (which btw is very hard to fit a horse for)

Fat Ninja: I hope those flower appliques are pockets holding cheese & crackers. Sister's bones are about to break through.

 Lea Michele

Mavis Beyotch: I love this dress.  I want to have babies with this dress.  She looks incredible.

ZipperPull: Too monotone, color is your friend, and gold satin is not (u look more preggo than Quinn Fabray)

Vera Farmiga

Mavis Beyotch: Congrats on the new baby.  Maybe it was hormones that made you pick out this “dress.”  Part Western dance hall, a little Gone with the Wind, a lot fug.

ZipperPull: Okay, are you preggo too? Cause if you are you get A pass. Sophie Theallet for Gap, "you too can look like a Barvarian milkmaid going the dance in the town square"

Fat Ninja: Old Time Photos must have been running late, she didn't have time to change into her Met Gala dress.

 Nicole Richie

Mavis Beyotch: I didn’t know they were remaking Beetlejuice.

ZipperPull: Gloria Swanson called and she wants her dress back (I SECRETLY THINK SHE LOOKS DELISH)

 Taylor Swift

Fat Ninja:AKA Taylor Swivel. When Striking that Perfect Pose consists of shoulders facing east, knees facing west.

ZipperPull: Snough with the pretty sweetie we get it! Show some freakin' edge! I suggest trying vintage Gautier or really vintage Courrege.

Rachael Ray and John Cusimano

Mavis Beyotch: John Cusimano: There is an art to black on black.  This isn’t art

ZipperPull: Rachel looks fine for TV cook I guess (and I mean a Tranny) your voice elicts an anger response from me

 Jessica Szohr

ZipperPull: In Atelier Versace- Looks pretty damn amazing, insanely beautiful dress, thing is.. she F'd 3 people to get the dress, 4 to get the ticket, another 2 at the door, gave the driver a handy J, and made out with the cocktail waitress.  and none of them had even asked.....