The Best Tweets From The 2011 East Coast Quake

Here are some of Hollywood's best tweets about the quake:

"Is the Earthquake in Mineral Virginia, an alleged 'gold-mining town' related to the island? Hmmm. What date is it today?," Lost executive producer Damon Lindelof tweeted.

Film director Frank Marshall wrote, "Had to come all the way from LA to Queens to be in an earthquake!"

Elizabeth Banks, who is shooting The Hunger Games film, wrote, "um, earthquake in north carolina? it's nice to feel at home but please, don't go overboard."

Albert Brooks wrote, "If congress won't raise the debt ceiling, God will," with a link to a news report on the quake.

Jason Biggs joked that the East Coast quake was a result of rumors that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith had split. "Obviously, God is mad about Will and Jada," he tweeted.

The Good Wife actor Josh Charles retweeted stand-up comedian Craig Baldo, whose tweet read: "My cat just shit herself."

Patton Oswalt joked, "Not to panic anyone in NYC, but a screaming John Cusack just drove by in a limo that was missing a door."

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon's head writer A.D. Miles joked, "These hilarious quake tweets ought to be called 'laughter shocks!' " Will Arnett responded with "Ewwww Miles..."

30 Rock actor Judah Friedlander apologized for his contribution to the quake. "Sorry for the earthquake NYC, I just did a couple of intense jumping jacks," he joked before sending out another tweet. "Next time the Virginia Earth shakes, I will hold it still," Friedlander tweeted.

Jared Followill, bassist of Kings of Leon, recalled the action on the streets in New York City. "The streets are filling with people. I just heard a vuvuzela. Parades are going on. Children being thrown in the air. What the hell?!"

Comedian and frequent The Daily Show contributor John Hodgman wrote, "This guy in the cafe and I agree that we liked the earthquake when it first started. But now it's like, the wrong people are into it."

Jersey Shore cast member Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was succinct in her reactions to the quake. "Omg earthquakeeeee," read her first tweet, before she declared "2012 is near, I knew it!" Polizzi ended with "Waahhhhhhh."

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Chord Overstreet Moves On From Glee

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Chord will guest star in an episode as a fourth-grade teacher named Ralph Wilkerson, who's teaching methods conflict with Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn's parenting skills.



You will remember the uproar when Chord decided to leave Glee after not being bumped up to series regular by Ryan Murphy.  And although I was a fan of Overstreet's Sam, he should realize that you have to work to get promoted.  Harry Shaum Jr. went two seasons before finally being signed for the third season as a series regular. 

Dwayne Johnson Signs On To NBC Series

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Amy Winehouse: Not On Drugs When She Died

The toxicology report has just been released on the death of British singer, Amy Winehouse.  I know everyone had their suspicions that the known drug addict was using at the time of her death, the report has something different to say.

The family released the following statement after they were told the findings;

"Toxicology results returned to the Winehouse family by authorities have confirmed that there were no illegal substances in Amy's system at the time of her death. Results indicate that alcohol was present but it cannot be determined as yet if it played a role in her death. The family would like to thank the police and coroner for their continuing thorough investigations and for keeping them informed throughout the process. They await the outcome of the inquest in October."

Hopefully now, the talented Ms. Winehouse can begin to rest in peace.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Expecting Third Baby

Ben Affleck and his wife of six years, Jennifer Garner, have revealed that they are in fact expecting their third child.  The released the statement today, ending baby bump rumors that have been following Garner for weeks.

The married duo already have two daughters: Violet, 5, and Seraphina, 2.

Hopefully, this will also squash rumors of "Bennifer" round 2.

January Jones Dissed By Child Actor

 Kids say the darndest thing.....

"Mad Men" child star Jared Gilmore, who played the role of Betty and Don Draper's son Bobby, is leaving  AMC series for a bigger role, more pivotal role on the upcoming ABC series "Once Upon a Time."  But before he departs, he has some wise words for his replacement.


"Be careful around January [Jones]. She's not as approachable as the others. She's really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice," the precocious tyke told TV Guide.

"Mad Men"  is not set to premiere the new season until next year.

Bonus Penis Monday

Just a welcome back gift to all my loyal readers and followers.  And for you new readers, spread the word.  We are back and better than ever!  Enjoy the bonus penis!


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NBC's FWB: Sink Or Swim

About a year ago this time, I actually recall looking forward to seeing this new series that NBC promoted at their upfronts.  As the year progressed, Friends With Benefits never appeared on my screen.  Then NBC had the brilliant idea to play it during the summer, when nothing much else is really on network television.

Now this show is clearly NBC's attempt at a new, up-to-date Friends with a splash of Scrubs.  When I first realized I was watching the show, Danneel "Frozie" Ackels was riding a subway getting sick from drinking too much.  And I didn't realize it was even her for another 15 minutes.  Girl looks completely different than from what I remember.

Dirty Dancing Remake: Our Dream Cast

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This is the movie that made stars out of Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey, that taught us to never put Baby in the corner.  To this day when I watch Gilmore Girls, I see Kelly Bishop as Baby's mother.  So to try and create another is not going to be an easy task.  


To save Lionsgate some time and spare us some heartache, we have come up with our dream cast to help make another Dirty Dancing.

Mini Blinds

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3-This big name music star has long had a hidden obsession with young men.  Legal men, but still young.  But now he has turned his attention to older men.  Why you might ask?  His ship is sinking fast and he needs the cash.

Kate Winslett Escapes From Blaze

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Among the people in the house were Branson's wife, son and daughter and mother.  Kate Winslet was also staying in the main house with her boyfriend and family.  Kate actually carried Branson's 90 year old mother to safety from the burning house!  Branson's son Sam also rushed to get everyone out of the house safely, and no injuries were reported. 

Branson says that the main house was completely destroyed.   He has owned the paradise in the British Virgin Islands for over 20 years now and plans on rebuilding as soon as he can.

Meet Alexandra Jock Itch

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She didn't pull a Blake Lively and release pictures, and she hasn't had a sex tape not a bar fight.  A.J is a lady of substance and she believes in hard work. And maybe some racy magazine spreads.  But while rumors of her conquests fill the your airwaves, the real secret about A.J would whip head around so fast your eyes would spin.

Who Is Coming Out On True Blood?

We have an awesome new blind item on our hands folks.  Fangbangers gather 'round and put your thinking caps on. We are all craving our True Blood fix, and we don't have much longer to wait.  Season 4, which premiers Sunday, June 26th at 9pm on HBO, has began to garner more buzz as a juicy little tidbit has been partially revealed.

Word is that a current hetero- character on TB is switching teams this season, promising some hot sex scenes.  True Blood has never been one to shy away from same sex hookups.  We got Lafayette and (HolySmokin) Jesus, and who can forget that "hard Arkansas water" scene between Bill and Sam.  Oh, and let's not forget Nan's gayness, Eric's bisexuality and his minion Pam's lust for the ladies.

But there are a slew of suspects that could be marching in the Bon Temps Pride Parade next year, and we have gathered the suspects after the jump.