10 People Who Need To Go Away In 2013

With a new year upon us, what better way to start it off then with a new outlook of life.  However, to achieve this said new outlook, we must get rid of the garbage. You know, the celebs, or wanna be celebs, that we have had our fill of.  The ones that drain the living daylights out of  us to the point where you just want to reach through the television, grab Barbara Walters by her frail shoulders and ask her why in the hell she is contributing to the filth that keeps these people around?

Things That Need Smashed On NBC's Smash

If you know me, then you had to know that I would be all about NBC's mid-season drama Smash.  Besides the facts that NBC had promos on every fifteen minutes and that Manhattan was covered in Smash paraphernalia, it seemed to be an adult version of Glee.  Something that I, and I believe America, so desperately needed.

Before I go into the topic of this post, I want to preface it by saying that Smash had completely wrapped the filming on season 1 before it had even premiered.  Meaning that the everyone had to live with what they had shot, regardless of the public's opinions.  So, I offer this mere suggestions of things that need to be Smashed before season 2 begins.

Blind Item: Regretful Life Choices

Sometimes life is a bitch.  And in Hollywood, when life is a bitch it's usually tied to the down slide of your career.  And that's what happened to poor Lucy Goosey.  This girl was the apple of the studio's eye and they showed it by putting her everywhere that the human eye could see.  And before you ask, it was based off of pure talent and her God-given beauty.  But, nobody could see past Lucy's looks to notice her talent.  Lucy did what any good actress would do and took the grittiest role she could find, trying to look like vintage Lohan at 4 am on the Strip.

Happy Penis Monday!!

Did ya miss me? After a week delay, we are back to dish, gossip and reveal secrets that we probably shouldn't. 

What a better way to welcome back my readers, old and new, than with a delicious Penis Monday.

Take out your napkins, you're gonna need them.....
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VMA Blinds

1- This female singer was seen making eyes at the ex of a good friend of hers.  When the guy finally noticed he mentioned that he always wanted to bang Sugar and now that his ex is starting trouble he was probably going to do so.  The duo left the after party together to go home and I'm sure of what was going down, down.

2- Which male star was very upset that he didn't get more attention, like he is used to.  He was supposed to appear on screen longer but was cut short due to time.  Rumor is he was backstage throwing such a fit, that they promised to show him from the audience multiple times.

3- Which hot couple was found at an after party in a bathroom with the woman on her knees and the man watching themselves in the mirror.  When caught, the guy looked at the shocked person and asked if they wanted a taste.

VMA Wrap-Up

So the MTV VMA's went off last night with just a couple glitches.  Lady Gaga came as a man, Nicki Minaj came as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry came as Nicki Minaj and Jay-Z came in Beyonce as she announced that she is expecting her own little diva, who I am sure will come out with her own wind machine.  I read that Beyonce's pregnancy wasn't that shocking since she had never been seen with that many clothes on.

•   Selena Gomez was a host for the MTV Pre-Show and spent the evening pretending to be a journalist.  From pretending to still being BFF with Demi Lovato to asking boyfriend Justin Bieber was his snakes name was, even though she has been playing with it for months.

•  Kanye West and Jay-Z surprised the audience with a performance, but a member of the audience decided to give Kanye a taste of his own medicine by storming the stage.  Security grabbed the guy before he could make a scene and the show went on.

•  Lady Gaga took another spill off the piano, but the camera cut to a concerned Adele, saving the male Gaga from embarrassment.

• MTV paid tribute to both Britney Spears and the late Amy Winehouse.  While Amy's was tasteful and fitting, poor Britney's acceptance speech was parlayed into introducing mama Beyonce.  Britney did prove that she is almost back to her old self, though we would have loved a performance.

• Katy Perry and Kanye West on for best collaboration.  As the buzzed Perry accepted it was shocking that she was more annoying than Kanye.

• Chris Brown seemed to think that if he flew over the crowd and tried to dance that we would forget about him being a woman beater.  When Nirvana began playing during his dance routine, I was hoping Kurt Cobain would make sure Brown was dropped from his high wire act.  Sadly, Chris survived.

• Jared Leto still hasn't realized that he is not Peter Pan and is a grown man.  Seriously, someone take away his black finger nail polish and give him a hair cut.

• Lady Gaga spent the entire evening in character as a man who I believe is the love child of Andrew Dice Clay and Ralph Machio.

Happy Penis Monday!!

Carson Daly Comes To FUSE

I didn't even know that this was still on the air, but Last Call With Carson Daly has struck a deal with FUSE  to air the talk show a day after it's original broadcast.  The episodes will reportedly contain new and expanded content from the show.

Remember when Carson Daly was the shit?  He WAS TRL and everyone loved him.  Then he dated Jennifer Love Hewitt, before she was skanky, and then she dumped him while she was on Howard Stern's radio show.  Which he was listening to in bed.  From that point on, Carson seemed to begin his transformation.  The once chubby, sexy VJ was now a skinny looking nerd with big ears and leaving TRL.

Sorry to go off track, but I miss the days of Carson and TRL.  Ahh, good times.  Well, Daly is now a host on NBC's  The Voice,  which has actually raised his profile again.  As of August 24th, Fuse will begin airing previously aired episodes of Daly's late night talk show, which has actually gained an audience as of late.  Last Call With Carson Daly will be on FUSE everyday at 6:30 and 10:30 pm.

Our Generations A Listers Part 1

As the years pass, many of our favorite celebrities are seen less and less.  Who can blame them? Escaping the public eye and living a quiet life of luxury.

Then there are the ones who want to keep working but Hollywood as cast too old to continue on.  Though they have huge names, their ideal roles are far and few between.  So we pondered who was going to be the new A-Listers of our generation.  With so many new faces on the scene, which ones actually had staying power and the "it" factor to actually join the ranks of Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts?

While the rest of Manhattan shared their drama filled earthquake stories, we sat around making our list.  Feel free to add your thoughts in the comments.  Be mean if you want, we can take it. So here is Part 1;

Meet Donny DivaSmith

Donny DivaSmith is a well known actor who has spread his wings throughout Hollywood for years.  He started out as a charmer to work with.  Very polite and respectful, just like his mama raised him to be. And that is what got him the attention of the ladies on the sets.

Donny loved the ladies, but he had no idea how to work them.  Talk about embarrassing, this poor guy once turned to ice when a stunning A list woman introduced herself.  After that failure, a co-star of his took DDS under his playboy wing and schooled the actor on how to date in HW.


The plan backfired in my eyes because soon DDS became our generations Casanova, putting guys like Colin Farrell to shame.  DDS then realized he could have everything he wanted, exactly how he wanted it.  His OCD seems to have kicked in because his friends say that he began demanding things on set be a certain way or else he walked off.  One day he proved his point, holding up filming because his water was kept in a cooler directly with the ice instead of being stored in an  air tight sealed bag to keep the "ice germs" from contaminating the bottle of water.

He has begun to demand that his conquests shower completely before they have sex and allow him to manicure their lawn.  He feels that the germs could possibly hurt his award winning member.  He recently tried that with a female co-star,who laughed her ass of while she got dressed and left.

His current co-stars have had it with his ridiculous requests and time consuming rants that they have begun to tamper with his trailer.  Hope he gets a new toothbrush soon.  Then again, he is so clean, how dirty could his toilet have really been?

It's Not:
Alexander Skarsgard
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Reynolds

The Muppets And Ok Go Video Premiere

  The Muppets are on the comeback trail—not only do they have The Green Album (a collection of covers of some of the group’s most iconic tunes as interpreted by Weezer, Hayley Williams of Paramore, My Morning Jacket, and a bunch of others) coming out, but there is also a fresh film hitting your local film emporium this November, their first since 1999′s under-loved Muppets From Space. 


The Green Album is available now, and the film (which is simply called The Muppets and stars Jason Segel and Amy Adams alongside Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie, and the rest) will be out on November 23.
Also, that scene where the Muppets are operating the members of the band while they play their instruments is sort of creepy and unsettling, right?

What’s your take on OK Go’s adventures in Muppet-land? Leave your most sensational, celebrational, inspirational thoughts in the comments below

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