Rainbow Dark On The Prowl

You all remember Rainbow Dark and how much of a dick I think he is.  He completely used a friend of mine named Justin Case all while stringing on his girlfriend Sunshine to keep up appearances. After their last tryst, JC had recorded a snippet of RC on his cell and I had hoped he would do something productive with it.

However while I was away, RD wormed his way back into JC's bed and heart. And once again as JC is basking in the reunion sunlight, RD is doing what he does best.

Over the weekend, RD went out on the town and left JC and Sunshine both at home.  While JC sat by the phone waiting for it to ring, Sunshine took matters into her own hands.  She has been dropping the engagement word lately and has every intention making it happen.  She tracked him down to and went to get him.  She found him alright, in the corner with two boys on their knees in front of him.  Poor girl....she had a clue but seeing it rocked her sweet little world.

When he came home 2 days later, she dropped the bombshell.  She demanded he stop and hired him a new assistant that she knows would keep an eye on him.  She also made him sign a contract saying that if she caught him with another man, she got two million dollars. Yes, 2.  She has been in this for the long haul and she wants what she thinks she deserves.  Miss Sunshine also bought herself an engagement ring and informed RD they will be getting married within the next year.  As his balls sat in her vice, he just smiled and nodded.

Of course once again, he called JC and broke his heart again.  RD doesn't realize that he had two time bombs ready to blow.  He may have silenced one, but the other is still ticking away.

It's not:

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel