1- Which award winning country singer celebrated a little too hard last night and drunk dialed her ex-boyfriend. She ended up hooking up with him and spent the night in a hotel room while her boyfriend frantically searched for her.
2- Which veteran singer was vocally dissing the up an coming country singing generation? The entire time she was backstage she was trash talking Taylor Swift's attempt to sell her showmances. Ironically, she herself is selling her own faux romance, or is does she really believe that she has pulled the blindfold over our eyes?
3- This married couple put on quite a show to on lookers at the awards. Smiling on cue, posing so perfectly. But as soon as they were out of sight, the wife headed to the hotel to sleep while the husband went out with some fellow male cowboys and did some "bull riding." Beer, coke, and cock. I'm sure that what he was doing is not how America thinks of him spending his Sunday evenings.
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UMMM, hard one if your not a country music fan....1.have no idea who little miss hook-up might be but I have to guess something, Taylor Swift? it wouldn't be Carrie U because the man was on the ice and prob wouldn't have much chance to go on a search.
2. Dissing must be Reba M.
3. Nichole and Keith.
Def Nichole and Keith for #3.
I'd have a guess, except I know bugger-all about country music and it's stars! Pity, these sound juicy.
Not a country music fan by and large but #3 certainly sounds like Nicola nad Keith. Part of me thinks thats just the way she likes it.
Why would all of a sudden everyone assume that Keith is gay? Not that I'd fuck Kidman if I was paid to, but...?
3# faith hill and his husband
It's not all of a sudden. Nick likes being a beard it suits her iceness just fine. As far as the other two I have no idea. #2 what vet singer would need a fake romance I can't think of anyone we would care enough about
Oh yeah, #3 sure does sound like Nic and Keith. She is a beard for sure. No income from her fading star for a long time, she writes 10 year bearding/marriage contracts so she doesn't die broke. JMO
OMG: you just outed Cruella St. Shackles and her husband. Of course Sunday is a dead giveaway, their daughter's name. I was hoping that blind vice was not them. Wow.
I'm a big country fan, but still not sure on these. #1--maybe Taylor or even the girl from Lady Antebellum? I first thought Carrie U, but someone pointed out her bf was playing hockey that night. #2--I thought Reba, but I don't even know who she's with, so can't see why that would be a fauxmance unless she likes the ladies. What about Faith Hill on this one? #3--definitely Keith and Nicole.
Could 2 be Leann Rimes? She seems to be popping up everywhere at the moment and reading a lot of the forums on other sites, no one believes he is in love with her as much as she thinks he is.
I think that Leann Rimes is #1 and Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are #2. The mention of "Sunday" in the third one is a dead giveaway for Kidman/Urban.
The "blindfold" mention in number 2 could be a reference to the movie, The Blind Side, which Tim McGraw was in I believe.
To Lindsay: I think in addition to the "blindfold" mention, the "backstage" mention also refers to Faith Hill, since she was caught making a weird "what?" face a few years ago backstage when she did not win. I still don't know if she was trying to be funny or she was really caught being mean at the time.
Yeah yeah whatever... Is Peyton Manning fucking Kenny Chesney or not? Or is it Eli? I can never keep them straight...
I'm not a country music fan at all, so I, too, had a hard time trying to figure these ones out :(
But my guess for number one was originally Carrie Underwood, but she's engaged right? So I'm guessing GB wouldn't use the term "boyfriend" to describe her man. But then again, she's one of only a handful of country stars I know, so I'm working with a limited selection here lol.
Number two, I'm guessing either Trisha Yearwood or Faith Hill. Both are definitely arrogant women who have shown their bitchier sides in the past, and they both think they're queens in the country world. Although, I honestly have an easier time imagining Garth Brooks in the closet than Tim McGraw, but it wouldn't surprise me either way lol.
And I'm most certainly on board with the Nicole and Keith guess for number three. Nice pointing out the "Sunday" reference Lindsay! I didn't catch that on my first read through.
#1 could be Miranda Lambert(who won the female award and boyfriend Blake Shelton was also there)..one of her exes was also on Nashville Star..Also Julianne Hough won new artist last year and was on hand(her recent ex is Chuck Wicks,who was on DWTS with her)
#2. could be Dolly Parton or Shania Twain(was she there??)but it does not say shes a country singer and Cher was a presenter at awards..
#3 sounds too obvious;but wasnt Keith Urban once accused of many women? and if hes back on drugs after rehab?!!
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