Heidi And Spencer Disapear

This morning, two of reality television's biggest players were seen packing their belongings into a U-Haul truck and moving out of their Hollywood home.  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt vacated their home and left no sign of life behind.

"She mentioned that they were done living in the public eye," a neighbor said. "She said they bought a nice condo on a planet where no one knew who they were and reality television hasn't been invented yet."

Shortly after, Heidi and Spencer were seen boarding her signature plastic space craft in the abandoned lot next to NASA.  Shortly after the launch, plastic body parts were found scattered around the launch pad. 

Well it's about time! Good-bye Heidi and Spencer!