Lindsay Lohan: Up The Riviera Without A Paddle

Take a good look at Lindsay Lohan, because there  is a good chance that she will be in jail days from now.  The troubled young star decided to go to Cannes only days before she was due in court.  On Thursday Lindsay is due to appear in court for her next probation hearing stemming from a pair of DUI arrests in 2007.  Lindsay, who is only 23, was ordered to complete an 18-month alcohol education program. A judge deemed her "in compliance" with the court in February and her lawyer has confirmed that Lohan needs about two and a half more weeks to complete the terms of her three years of probation.

Just one small problem seems to be keeping Lindsay away.  There was a little volcanic eruption you may or may not have heard about and sources are saying that Lindsay may be stuck where she is.  Flights out are limited and it seems Lindsay cannot get a seat anywhere. Yet another reality check for the girl because the old Lindsay Lohan would never had had to worry.  So her Thursday court date may happen without her causing a bench warrant to be issued.

Maybe that is what this young woman needs to cure her from all of her mayhem.  She doesn't care about herself and no one else obviously cares about her either, so maybe a stint in jail would knock some sense back into a girl who was once thought of as an talented actress.

And let's hope the Judge hasn't seen the pictures of Lindsays trip to Cannes.  You know, the ones of her falling down drunk, drinking on a boat.  Actually, it's Lindsay Lohan so I am assuming there isn't one picture out there that isn't somewhat incriminating.