Mini Blinds

1- This A-List actress has often tried to shove her seemingly innocent image down our throats, though most of us never bought it.  But the public has no idea that behind closed doors this sweet little actress likes to be in charge, of everything.  She tells her staff when they eat, drink, and use the bathroom.  Not only that, she is also commander in chief in the bedroom where she keeps her a box tucked away with dominatrix gear. If only everyone could get a glimpse of Mistress X in her gear, I'm sure that we would never have to hear that annoying giggle ever again.

2- This singer is on the fast track to Lohan-ville.  She has potential but had been spending her time off stage in the bottom of empty bottles.  Now she has hooked up with a guy who is sexy, but is also going to be her tour guide into the dark side.  She spent 4th Of July in a hotel room barely coherent while he spent her money finding more drugs for them to do.

3- What actor has finally broken out of the mold that he thought would trap him forever only to learn that someone found out he likes boys.  Most people knew, but now he is running scared that this person will come forward with some very incriminating evidence that our stud smokes pole.  Expect to see him and his girlfriend out in the public eye some more to do some pre-damage control.  Too bad everyone already suspects anyway.