The Playboy Club Gets Nude

The Parent Television Council is at it again, this time it has NBC in it's target.  Must have been a slow week for the PTC.

Their problem lies with NBC requiring the cast of their new show, The Playboy Club, to sign nudity clauses in their contracts.  It's NBC people! You think Eddie Cibrian is just gonna wave his dick across the screen?

However, the TV Supervisors claim that NBC is crossing a line in distinguishing network television programs from ones that you would see on HBO or Showtime.

"During last year's public comment period for the Comcast/NBC merger, the PTC called on the FCC to ‘force Comcast to stipulate that it absolutely will not use the public airwaves to distribute pornographic material…the public interest demands no less.’ NBC now says it will air a pilot with ‘Playboy’ in its name and the production company is requiring performers to sign a nudity clause -- something virtually unheard of for broadcast TV," said PTC president Tim Winter.


I understand their point, I really do. However, I am sure it will be on later at night and with a cast like Eddie Cibrian, Jenna Dewan, and Wes Ramsey, how can you NOT want nudity?!?

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Go The Distance

Scarlett Johansson is fresh off of her divorce from Ryan Reynolds, a favorite around these parts.  We all know that in December, the couple suddenly divorce after two years of the most private marriage HW has ever seen.

However, some say that the reason they seemed so private is because they never saw each other.  And since they never saw each other, the marriage quickly crumbled.

Old news, right?  But we all know the number on reason long distance relationships do not work.  The wandering eye.  And while some people point the finger at Ryan and his friendship with Sandra Bullock as mysterious, my sources are saying that Scarlett was the one who couldn't keep her dress around her knees.

This is the girl who had hot elevator sex with a certain celebrity, I mean what did Ryan think.  And now along comes Sean Penn.  A one night stand that has seemingly turned in a relationship.  Sources are saying that when the couple attended the blond tramps wedding over the weekend, Penn and Johansson were an actual couple.

Old news, right? One should really investigate the first time Scarlett visited Mr. Penn.  The REAL first time.....

My advice to Scarlett, you had better slow down.  I know you like older men, but they are taking a toll on you.  You are only 26! You look a hell of a lot older than me and I am only ....well.  You look rough, girl!

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz: Round 2

Looks like we can dance, dance at the news of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson deciding to give their marriage another try. 

They couple separated a couple of months ago, not really stating reason why. Word on the street is that Peter Pan got a little fed up with Tinkerbell's partying ways.  Seems Ashlee was mourning her old life of freedom and fame and finding many ways to take her mind off things.  Of course these are clearly rumors and probably hold no truth whatsoever.

I am just happy that their little son Bronx Mogli will grow up with his parents in the same house.  It will make it easier when he finally gives it to them fr his weird ass name.

Mini Blinds

1- What new couple reportedly got carried away in a NYC restaurant yesterday?  As other patrons watched, they groped and pawed at each other like teenagers.  Which they are the total opposite of!!  As he went to the bathroom, witnesses were shocked to see her follow seconds later.  They both returned moments later flushed and she clearly had "sex hair."  I'm all for love, but after a certain age take it back to the home!

2-This A list actor ran to his favorite diner, but got there after they closed.  The staff recognized him and opened the doors and fed him until his 6 pack turned into a keg.  Our older actor was so happy he tipped each employee with a hundred dollar bill for their troubles.

3-One of the most famous names right now is  tearing up NYC with his late night parties and his visit']s to a certain cruising spot.  The actor dines as ABC Kitchen and then walks through Union Square where he either picks up a bag of weed or an admiring fan who is willing to go down on him.  You may wonder how such a big name can do this, but with a hoodie and shades he is pretty unrecognizable.  And gays seem to have a fetish for anonymity.

Topless Thursday

Josh Hopkins

From

"CougarTown"

Chris Evans

In

"Captain America"

Nick Auger

From

My Dreams

Just Because

 Is it just me or does look like the love child of Kristen Stewart and Abigail Breslen?

You be the judge

Hail Mary And Her Dark Knight

We have been gone awhile, but everyone should remember out dear little Hail Mary.  If not, catch up with out little undercover vixen here.

Mary has gone through a bit of a rough patch lately, which we are all aware of.  Things seem to be looking up for the tart, and a lot of that has to do with a friend that has swooped in to help.  Dark Knight had been a friend of Mary's for awhile, at least that's what we were fed when they started getting spotted together.

DK has this quality to him that makes everyone think he is a sweet, loving friend.  A quality that makes all parents love him and causes them to disregard any fear of letting their young daughter go out with the older man.  But the only real quality that Dark Knight has is to sell bullshit.  He is in an actor after all, but I use that term loosely.

Dark used to be pretty popular.  A list name but a D list actor.  All the girls love him, and he goes back in HW history.  And by history, I mean all the way back to when Paris ruled the world.  DK knows his time has long been up, so he is now clinging to Mary's drama.

He knows that if he helps bring Mary back from the edge, he will gain major brownie points in the eyes of the public.  And that will hopefully lead him back into the strobe light spotlight, Mary's panties, and if that fails then a tell all interview. Of course, all the time he has been spending with Mary, trying to get her to heal with him in a vertical position has seemed to pay off.  Just not with Mary.

Dark Knight still likes to have a good time.  And after he gets Mary tucked in, her sister fills the vacancy.  Mary's sister and Dark Knight have been seen out all over town, drinking and snorting in any VIP room they can sneak into.  Which is how I came upon them one fine night.

As Dark bragged to me about bedding the sister until he gets Mary warmed up, I realized that Dark has always befriended the party girls.  I ended up leaving as the sister began befriending DK in the most delightful way.

Hail Mary Isn't:
Miranda Cosgrove
Kaley Cuoco
Rihanna

Dark Knight Isn't:
Justin Long
Brody Jenner
Joe Jonas

The Secret Love Life Of Boney Skin Tight

We all love Boney Skintight, trust me.  Everyone runs to see his latest flick, or his latest guest spot on an obscure television show.  I swear he is the meaning behind the line " I'm a get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans...."

And while Boney has worked very hard to become the object of our attention and spend most of his time in the limelight, we all know that it's what happens behind close doors that gets our attention.  Boney isn't your regular in the closest Joe Schmoe.  Uh-uh.

While Boney does have a significant other that is also in the biz, his heart doesn't always lie with the va jay jay.  But Boney's girl does know this fact, and she has no problem with it.  She likes to go both ways as well and loves the attention that she gets from dating Boney.  Her previous attempt at being part of a power couple failed miserably and left her the odd girl out. 

Boney loves to have a good time in the bedroom.  They actually have a routine that they follow, and it has landed them many a one night stand.  Boney's girl will flirt with the guy to see if there is actually a prospect that he likes boys.  If he does, or she thinks he can be persuaded, she will accompany the unsuspecting fellow to their VIP room and introduce them to Boney.  After a lot of flirting and drunken foreplay, they lead the stranger to their place for some more partying.  Boney's girl loves to watch her man get it on with another guy, and vice versa.

But one night they may have gone too far.  Boney and his girl brought a guy home, but the guy refused to play for the other team.  Boney took it personally and went to sulk privately while Boney's girl didn't want to let a hot man slip through her fingers.  The next morning, said drunken hot boy wakes up next to a naked Boney and looses his mind.  Hotel room was trashed as Boney was called every name in the book.  Cost Boney a lot of cash, not only to repair the room, but to keep drunk boy's mouth shut.

What Boney doesn't know is that drunk boy and Boney's girl have struck up a friendship.  She wants to be the star of her latest flick, and nothing says star like scandal.  She has already destroyed previous co-star's reputation, what makes Boney think he will be any different?


It's Not:
Russell Brand
Nick Jonas
Daniel Craig

Where To Begin

In the months that I have been away, so much has happened that we are not even going to try and catch up.  Besides, who wants to come and read about old news?

So consider this a welcome back present to all of my loyal readers that have stuck around for my return.  I am sorry that I am unable to devote all my free time to GB, trust me I would love to.  But if I did that, how would I get all the juicy dirt?  So welcome back to the world of Gossip Boy and I hope you are all ready for some secrets, gossip and the age old question: Who The Effe Is Gossip Boy?

Nuthin But A Glee Thing

Nuthin' But A Glee Thang with Heather Morris, Matthew Morrison & Sofia Vergara from Heather Morris

Proving there’s no competition between the supporting actresses on Glee and Modern Family, Sofia Vergara appears in a new FunnyorDie video that finds her, Glee‘s Heather Morris, Morris’ roommate Ashley Lendzion, and actress Riki Lindhome as Gleeks. Before the video erupts into Morris, Lendzion, and Lindhome borrowing Dr. Dre’s beat for the remake “Nuthin’ But a Glee Thing,” which they wrote, Vergara joins the ladies — wearing a red Sue Sylvester tracksuit — to talk about their favorite cast members. “Comparing Jane to the rest of the cast is like comparing the Great Barrier Reef with a piece of dogshit,” she says. “No offense, Heather.” Then it cuts to a confessional. “Heather is my favorite. I just don’t want her to know because I don’t want her to think that I’m just a crazy fan that doesn’t know the difference between TV and reality… It just makes me want to cut to a musical number.” Vergara sticks around to dance. Glee stars Matthew Morrison, Cory Monteith, Harry Shum Jr., and Naya Rivera also make appearances. The video, a concept Morris brought up to producer David Bernad in a meeting last May, was shot over a two-month period. It was Bernad’s idea to enlist Vergara as a closet Glee fan.

Colin Farell's Total Recall

It's a rumor that's been floating around for months, but now producer Neal Moritz has confirmed that Colin Farrell will star in an upcoming "Total Recall" reboot, which kicks off production in May.

The film, helmed by "Underworld" director Len Wiseman, will not only be massive in scope, but stick a little closer to the Philip K. Dick story ("We Can Remember It for You Wholesale") than Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1990 cult classic did.

That means they won't go into space -- which probably also means no Kuato (sad face!), no "two weeeeeeeks" immigration scene and no three-boobed hookers. But that could be a good thing since those elements are so iconic, any inclusion in the 2012 reboot would feel a little too "winky."
In fact, the further Colin's "Recall" can step away from the original, the better it may be judging from the other reboots we've watched this decade.

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It's Raining Babies!

Babies, babies, everywhere babies.

Singer Jewel has gone from living in a van to living in a Texas ranch house with her husband, Ty Murray.  She has also recently signed on to star in a reality show for Bravo and on their first day of filming, the singer found out she was pregnant.

"I took a pregnancy test and it was positive!" the singer reveals. "It was so hard to keep it a secret. I was worried I'd start throwing up on set and everyone would be like, 'Oh, she's pregnant.'"

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have welcomed a baby boy into their little family, a very big baby boy.  The son, born last Friday, weighed almost ten pounds and is said to be absolutely adorable.

The couple haven't released pictures or a name as of yet, but family and friends have said that they have never seen the couple happier.

And last, but not least, there is Khloe Kardashian Odom.  She is constantly plagued by pregnancy rumors, however this time I hear that it is actually true.  While Khloe's people haven't confirmed anything yet, I wouldn't put it past her. Can you think of any better PR when you have your own reality show about to start?

As long as that damn stork stays away from me....oh you need a vagina involved?  Well then, I'm good.

Happy Topless Tuesday

Here are some extra warm men to keep you entertained on this very cold and snowy Tuesday. If it's not cold where you are, sorry for making you even hotter.

Pineapple Express 2?

Evan Goldberg has revealed that a Pineapple Express 2 may be on the way.

Goldberg, the screenwriter behind The Green Hornet, spoke to Screen Rant about the possibility of a crossover sequel for Pineapple Express and Superbad.

"Well, we toyed with that idea right after Pineapple came out. We thought that people would enjoy McLovin and Franco together; but we're never going to touch Superbad ever again, that's a terrible idea," said Goldberg. "I'm even hesitant to make Pineapple 2, but I'm loosening up to it as of, like, the last few weeks."

Goldberg continued: "Everyone has always wanted to do it. Me and Seth [Rogen] were very hesitant, but frankly I was the driving force behind that hesitancy... Great, great films don't have sequels."

Do you want a sequel?

Quantum Leap Will Leap Into Theaters

Quantum Leap was an awesome show back in the day, way ahead of it's time.  And now star Scott Bakula has announced that a film version of the sci-fi television series is indeed in development.

Bakula, who portrayed the time traveling Sam Beckett in the NBC drama, told fans at this year's Comic-Con that the show's creator Donald P. Bellisario is hammering out a script for the movie.

"The good news is that Don is working on the film script and has a big-time Hollywood producer who wants to do it," revealed Bakula. "It's about time."

On a sadder note, Bakula claimed that he and co-star Dean Stockwell (Al Calavicci) are now too old to even think about reprising their original roles. He suggested that the characters will have to be recast for the film.

"But Dean and I will have a part in it somehow," he added hopefully.

The original Quantum Leap ran from 1989 to 1993.

Johnny Galecki Gets An Entourage

This final season of Entourage is upon us and after years of watching Vincent Chase and his climb to stardom, it's time to say good-bye.

Rumors are that this season would have an overload of guest stars and that we may also learn the first name of Mrs. Ari.  It's been announced that Johnny Galecki would become a recurring guest star this season, playing a "tougher" version of himself.

The storyline is that Eric (Kevin Connolly) will sign Galecki after he gains fame from a hit movie and a hit television show.  While Eric and Scott (Scott Caan) welcome Galecki into their agency with open arms, Johnny takes an interest in E's girlfriend Sloan ( Emmanuelle Chriqui).

Don't worry though, Johnny will not be missing from his day job as Leonard on The Big Bang Theory.