FameWhore Farrah Slips Up

Famewhore Farrah spends most of her time in front of the cameras.  If not filming, then being "caught" by paparazzi while she spends quality time with her offspring. 

Farrah holds a strong front up while out and has been struggling to maintain the career that she wants, though her box-office numbers have dove down almost has fast as her weight. 

FF is also a back stabbing whore who sleeps with any man that she can get her claws in.  Her latest beau was a set-up that she had planned for a long time.  No matter that he had a wife and a baby on the way.  But once his wife lost the baby, she sank her claws in and snatched him away.

FF has a dark and twisted past, one that she has tried to distance herself from for years.  But the problem is that Famewhore had a baby at a very young age with a man that she NEVER should have been sleeping with.  Farrah gave the baby up for adoption and has tried to make up for it ever since.  But word on the street is that FF's little love child is gunning for her.

Farrah could never deny it, the girl looks like Farrah cloned herself.  But FF knows that no matter what she has done in the present, if her little secrets came out her entire reputation would be flushed.  Not to mention that her hunky honey would probably take half of his and roll out.

Quite a web we weave, Famewhore Farrah.  Should have kept those secrets locked up like Fort Knox, because your people are talking.  And if they are worried, you should be too.

It's Not:
Cameron Diaz
Nicole Kidman
Katie Holmes

The End Of Twilight And The End Of The World

Since Summit has become money hungry and split Breaking Dawn into two flicks, I wondered how long they would make us wait until the second part and last chapter would be released.

Part One of Breaking Dawn is set to hit theaters on November 18, 2011 and news has just been released that part two is going to be released on November 16, 2012. 

With the world coming to a catastrophic end on December 21, 2012, Summit has determined that Breaking Dawn will probably be the last movie I ever see. 

Wonder if Stephanie Meyer released Midnight Sun, she would save the world?

Real World: Baywatch Style

More evidence that television bigwigs have simply run out of ideas has emerged with the news that four former Baywatch "Babes" are reuniting for a reality show.

Traci Bingham, Nicole Eggert, Donna D'Errico and Gena Lee Nolin have signed on to star in the new reality series, 'Back to the Bay,' Variety's Michael Schneider reports.  The show is basically about these for washed up actresses who all get to live in a beach house and have their lives filmed.

Does anyone really believe that anyone will find this show interesting?  I mean sure, the toddler in all straight mens pants will no doubt be their fan base.  But once they realize that no one is going to get plastered and make-out topless in the hot tub,  buh bye boys.

Sorry but I feel, and I am sure most of you agree, that if we wanted to watch a lame ass show with 4 lame ass actresses, we would watch Gossip Girl.  Yup, I said it.