The Many Faces Of Jewel

FunnyOrDie.com  never misses a beat when it comes to it's trademark short films and now singer Jewel has joined the ranks.  Jewel went along with a prank and transformed herself into a frumpy sales woman who has joined her co-workers for a night out at a karaoke bar.  Jewel then was coaxed into taking the stage by her "co-workers" and then proceeded to amaze the crowd as she sang classic Jewel songs.

The best part is the audience's reaction to hearing this nobody belt out Jewel's songs and then finding out that it was Jewel the whole time.  The man who says that it was ironic that Jewel showed up after "Karen" left was good because Karen sang it better than Jewel herself.

Hope you enjoy a morning laugh....

Undercover Karaoke with Jewel from Jewel

Just Because

Sandra Bullock and her baby son Louis were spotted in Texas at the airport and there is no other reason that I am posting this except for the fact that I love Sandy and I think her son is adorable.

Really, Reese? Hike your skirt up a little more for no reason while looking right at the camera.  Hell, why not whip out a nip or two, we all know how you like to work the paps.  You two make the perfect couple.

Monkey See, Monkey Do

Ryan Seacrest and his new lady love Julianne Hough seem to be going hot and heavy, and taking some pointers from Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson.

Seacrest and Hough spent time on Ryan's yacht in Italy and have been displaying their new hook-up all over L.A. Julianne went from laughing off accusations of their romance to balls to the wall flaunting it for everyone to see. 

Jessica Simpson and her NFL Flavor of the week Eric Johnson are clearly in the still having great sex phase of their romance.  We all know how kinky Jessica can get in the bedroom thanks to the big mouth of ex-husband Nick Lachey and the reputation of her ex John Mayer.  When will poor little Jessica learn that her hot moves in the bedroom only entertain for so long before they realize that there is nothing else going on in that pretty little head of hers.  Jessica is the company that Joe built and sadly to say, there is nothing more to her.  Poor girl.

Penis Monday!

It's A Nice Day For A White Wedding....

Celebrities of all levels of fame decided to make this weekend one to remember by tying the knot with their respective loved ones.

Semi A-List stars Emily Blunt and John Krasinski wed in a private ceremony in private ceremony at the Villa d'Este in Como, Italy.  The couple, who became engaged in August of last year, spent the 4th Of July holiday at George Clooney's nearby Lake Como estate. Emily was said to have worn a custom cream chiffon sweetheart draped Marchesa gown with embroidered detail.  The Office star and his new wife are said to be ecstatic to officially be husband and wife.

Ex-American Idol and Grammy winner Carrie Underwood took the other route had a lavish ceremony with over  200 guests as she wed NHL player Michael Fisher at the Ritz-Carlton Lodge, Reynolds Plantation, in Greensboro, Ga.  Carrie's idea of a wedding included uber tight security and the closing of road or two in attempts to keep the public out.  I didn't realize people would want to get in so badly.  Am I missing something?  No word on if she will now be known as Carrie Fisher.

And then we have Martin Lawrence who didn't want to be left out of Wedding Fest 2010.  Martin wed  Shamicka Gibbs at a quiet ceremony at their home in Beverly Hills.  Martin has always been one of my favorites and I'm glad that he is getting back on track and is finally happy.

But with three weddings, not one of them anything like the other, one has to wonder.  Which one do you think has more staying power? 

Mini Blinds

1- This A-List actress has often tried to shove her seemingly innocent image down our throats, though most of us never bought it.  But the public has no idea that behind closed doors this sweet little actress likes to be in charge, of everything.  She tells her staff when they eat, drink, and use the bathroom.  Not only that, she is also commander in chief in the bedroom where she keeps her a box tucked away with dominatrix gear. If only everyone could get a glimpse of Mistress X in her gear, I'm sure that we would never have to hear that annoying giggle ever again.

2- This singer is on the fast track to Lohan-ville.  She has potential but had been spending her time off stage in the bottom of empty bottles.  Now she has hooked up with a guy who is sexy, but is also going to be her tour guide into the dark side.  She spent 4th Of July in a hotel room barely coherent while he spent her money finding more drugs for them to do.

3- What actor has finally broken out of the mold that he thought would trap him forever only to learn that someone found out he likes boys.  Most people knew, but now he is running scared that this person will come forward with some very incriminating evidence that our stud smokes pole.  Expect to see him and his girlfriend out in the public eye some more to do some pre-damage control.  Too bad everyone already suspects anyway.