Someone should have told Zoe Saldano that she had two different dresses on.
Poor Vera Farmiga. Maybe she also had dress problems and was
convinced to wrap herself in party streamers
Charlize Theron, sweetie. You cannot dig out your high school prom dress
and just throw some flowers over where you used to have
breast. Food does a body good, including your
once nice rack.
Jennifer Lopez and Amanda Seyfried both looked washed out by their gowns.
Color is always welcome. And always make sure you won't
look alike.
I'm sorry to Mariah Carey and Mo'Nique. The blue wasn't working for
either of you. Mo'Nique did manage
to hide her hairy legs, but Mariah looked like bridesmaid.
Diane Kruger and Sarah Jessica Parker. First of all, Diane gave Chanel a bad
name. Little Bo Peep has seem to lost her sheep.
SJP, your hair is a hot mess and the racoon
look is done. And straighten your
goddamn dress.
And then there is bobblehead....'Nuff said.
