Mary has gone through a bit of a rough patch lately, which we are all aware of. Things seem to be looking up for the tart, and a lot of that has to do with a friend that has swooped in to help. Dark Knight had been a friend of Mary's for awhile, at least that's what we were fed when they started getting spotted together.
DK has this quality to him that makes everyone think he is a sweet, loving friend. A quality that makes all parents love him and causes them to disregard any fear of letting their young daughter go out with the older man. But the only real quality that Dark Knight has is to sell bullshit. He is in an actor after all, but I use that term loosely.
Dark used to be pretty popular. A list name but a D list actor. All the girls love him, and he goes back in HW history. And by history, I mean all the way back to when Paris ruled the world. DK knows his time has long been up, so he is now clinging to Mary's drama.
He knows that if he helps bring Mary back from the edge, he will gain major brownie points in the eyes of the public. And that will hopefully lead him back into the
Dark Knight still likes to have a good time. And after he gets Mary tucked in, her sister fills the vacancy. Mary's sister and Dark Knight have been seen out all over town, drinking and snorting in any VIP room they can sneak into. Which is how I came upon them one fine night.
As Dark bragged to me about bedding the sister until he gets Mary warmed up, I realized that Dark has always befriended the party girls. I ended up leaving as the sister began befriending DK in the most delightful way.
Hail Mary Isn't:
Miranda Cosgrove
Kaley Cuoco
Rihanna
Dark Knight Isn't:
Justin Long
Brody Jenner
Joe Jonas
