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Friday, May 21, 2010

What Hurts The Most Is Another Cheating Scandal

Let the cheating trend continue...

Rascal Flatts guitarist / singer, Joe Don Rooney has been caught allegedly cheating on his wife, Tiffany Fallon (pictured on the left above)!!
The country superstar was spotted a few weeks ago dancing and gettin' drunk with some random chick at a bar... The girl says she later went to a hotel with Joe - What makes this even more sad is his wife Tiffany is pregnant with their second child.

And you can now add George Lopez to the list.  Reports are that the late night talk show host got two escorts for a night of fun.  And George is an asshole for cheating on a woman who gave him a kidney.  What is wrong with men these days?  Someone who defended and consoled Sandra Bullock while Jesse was cheating on her!  Seriously, George!

Fash Bash Attack Cannes

Mavis Beyotch, Fat Ninja, and ZipperPull are attacking Cannes and the women who think they look good.  And one actress is named the first ever Gossip Boy Worst Dressed, and she totally deserved it.

 Salma Hayek
Mavis Beyotch: This is how a lady in red should look.  Sexy, put together, va va to the voom!
ZipperPull: This Gucci Couture Red stunnah is pretty much much flawless... But, I miss her ginormous mommy sweater puppies
Fat Ninja: Fat Ninja doesn't like to comment on perfection. It's not as much fun.

Eva Longoria
 Mavis Beyotch: Love the dress, but am not sure why Eva is posing as if trained by failed Miss America organizers.
 Fat Ninja: She's going down for 3 homicides. The mirror ball someone murdered to make her gown and her two puppies she's suffocating in the name of fashion.

Mavis Beyotch: Two wedding cakes meet quinceanera dresses.  I haven't seen so much lace since grandma had curtains!
ZipperPull: Ummm, sweetheart, did anyone not tell you that this is a FILM festival???  and, that its not polite to stare.
Fat Ninja: Many people do not know that the name Aishwarya is Swahili for "Beautiful Amazonian waterfall with a large brown hill at the top"

 Naomi Campbell

Mavis Beyotch: This is how a Naomi can get it wrong.  I think she skinned the snake that slithered around the Croisette earlier, put the knife in her teeth, and pressed the still sticky carcass against her cold skin.  
ZipperPull: DUCK!!!! Wearing the latest from MyRelevanceIsWaning  Fall 2010 collection, Naomi brings it 80's style... bloated and coked up with an ugly ass dress on.
Fat Ninja: Are you REALLY gonna wear a skin-tight gown in which you can barely walk when your M.O. is to punch and run? Has Ninja training taught you nothing, Naomi?

Cate Blanchett
Mavis Beyotch: Alexander McQueen.  Cate Blanchett.  Gorgeousness ensues.
ZipperPull: An Alexander McQueen tribute dress, handpicked by the Master.  Cate can pull of OTT effortlessly.
Fat Ninja: Fat Ninja actually loves this gown. I have looked and looked. The more I look, the more I like. Fashion 1, Fat Ninja, O

 Kate Beckinsale
Mavis Beyotch: If you tell me it's her new costume for Underworld 4: Revenge of the Costume Department I'll feel better
ZipperPull: I kind of expect her to pull a pistol from her thigh, shoot a bunch of Pap's. Le Femme Nikita... now with botox
 Fat Ninja: I'm hoping she's dressed for the role of the female villain in a possible Superman: The Movie remake
 Jennifer Lopez and Naomi Campbell
Mavis Beyotch: If I hadn't gone blind staring at these two birds, I would probably be able to describe it better...or not....
Fat Ninja:  Both of their outfits were completely covered in ruffles and feathers before they threw down. There's two bitches even Fat Ninja isn't gonna tangle with.
 Lea Michele
 Zipper Pull:

F is for F'd up Make-up
A is for Anything but that hair
I is for Is that whole dress made from JSimp's shoulder pet
L is for Leave the attitude at home

All together it reads FAIL. Sorry Lea but talent does NOT excuse this ridiculous look.

Mavis Beyotch: Oh, lordy.  Maybe it's the wine, but my eyes are spinning.  Does Pebbles still live?? Fred & Wilma, WHAT is your daughter wearing??

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Dear Gossip Boy

Dear Gossip Boy,
What is up with Megan Fox getting fired from T3? Everybody thinks that it is because she badmouthed Michael Bey? Do you really think she will leave Hollywood now? Love your site!

I am sure that Michael had his reasons for kicking Megan off of the franchise train and I am also pretty sure that it had to do with her whining about the toll the last movie took on her precious body. In case you haven't notice, Megan has been on a mission to change her image and I'm pretty sure this will teach her to bite the hand that feeds you.

Did Paul Wesley get married to that crazy nanny from One Tree Hill?  Didn't he introduce her as his wife? Why is no one talking about it? Their Wiki pages said that they were married!!

Please do not believe everything you read on Wikipedia.  For Pete's sake, anybody can add anything on there. I do know that Paul has been calling Torrey DeVitto his wife, but only to certain people.  If you ask me, it is a joke that was taken too far.  I mean, it's not like he got suddenly got married and his people scolded him for ruining his single heartthrob status and made him hide it or even worse, annul it. That would never happen in a nice town like this.

Dearest GB,
I love your site and I have noticed that people are starting to discover it.  I have a question about your blinds.  I notice that you name them, quite like Ted Casablanca does.  Not to point any fingers, but couldn't you have thought of any other way?  Regardless, is Sunshine and Thunder Mila Kunis and Jonathan Rhys Meyers?

The reason that I give the blinds name is for people to keep track of them and so that when they ask questions, as you just did, I can answer them.  Ted is the King of Blind Vices and I guess if you want to say his is my homage to him then go ahead.  As for Mila and Jonathan, you are very close but so far away.

Dear GB,
I find it odd that you would get rid of anonymous postings when you are anonymous yourself. Actually, I find it hypocritical. You are not the only one who finds joy in the freedom of anonymous blogging. 
A Nonnie

You are very right, and I just want to let you know that when I read this letter from you a couple of days ago, I made it possible for anonymous comments once again.  Some people like to hide in the shadows, as I do, so who am I to judge?

Have you ever been the star of, or co-star, of a Ted C Blind Vice? I'm straight, but a big supporter of gay rights!!! Shouldn't everyone be? Equality for all. Oh, and love your blog. 
No Name,
I cannot really say if I have or not to be honest with you.  There was one awhile ago that sounded like me, but it was a little too vague.  It's easier for me to read them and figure out who they are.  

Dear GB,
What is the deal with the Glee boys?  Cory Monteith is 28 hanging out with the teenage Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez?

Taylor hangs out with a certain crowd of people in case you haven't noticed.  The Glee boys have some secrets, like that Mark Salling had a Paris Hilton reaction for a brief amount of time.  As for Cory, I don't think he even knows what his secrets are yet.  He seems a little aloof.
Dear Gossip Boy,
Did you really warn  Big Mouth Billy?  Don't you find that as a little pussyish?  You made it sound like you were going to reveal it and then you whimped out!

I thought about what I would want someone to do if that was me and I reacted as such.  BMB might have just needed a little wake up call that he needs to check out his sources before running something is all.  It's called morals, maybe you should look it up

@The_Gossip_Boy: R there any gay couples that actually stay together for the long haul? No names needed, just curious if any make it in HW
@Udontknowme22 via twitter
There are one or two that have actually been together for a good amount of time.  The actors that are out also seem to have a handle on long relationships.  The ones in the closet would probably make your jaw drop.

Dear GB,
Why in the hell is James Franco going back to GH? And why is David Boreanaz such a douche?

I have no effin clue.

Gossip Boy,
Why are you so hard on Danneel?  And why are you the only person who cares about Jensen and Jared?  No one else posts anywhere near the amount of crap you do.  Are you one of them or do you work for the show?

Obviously I am not the only one who cares if you are upset about my treatment of Frozie.  You must follow the J's if you come here and felt the need to write me about them.

Is Kellan Lutz as perfect as he seems?  There is something about him. He might ping.

Kellan is perfect, with every ripple, muscle, and huge swinging bulge.  Kellan likes the ladies and he likes them a lot.  I cannot picture him making out with a guy, but I'd love to try.

Have you ever written a blind about Lea Michele? Does she have a name or is it one of the mini blinds? Love your site.....LOVELOVELOVE!


Is Rock Jock by any chance Justin Timberlake?  Who would make their girlfriend have an abortion by just pulling up to a clinic? He deserves to be single, not messing with poor Justin Case.

Good guess with Justin.  Just a little bit off.  And trust me when I tell you that Black Sheep might not have known she was going to the clinic, but she was going to end up there eventually.

Ed Westwick And Jessica Szohr Reunite

In something that sounded like a plot from their hit show, Gossip Girl.  Ed Westwick found out via tabloids that girlfriend Jessica Szohr was getting very friendly with other guys.  Jessica reportedly dropped everything and took a flight to where Ed was to only be sent back home alone.

Now the duo has been spotted all over L.A together, looking very much back in love.  Friends have said that Ed really loves Jessica and she denied that she ever cheated on him.  Everyone knew that it would only be a matter of time before Ed took her back. 

When Gossip Girl returns, Jessica won't be around as much I am told.  The season ended with her character Vanessa in Haiti while her boyfriend Dan realized he was in love with his ex Serena.  Of course this was before he found out Georgina was preggers with his baby.

Either way, I have heard Jessica won't be featured in the beginning of the next season, leaving her to roam free while Ed is at work.  Jessica is someone who needs to be watch closely, trust. 

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Megan Fox Says She Quit!

Megan Fox is seeking to transform rumor to fact.

The actress is slamming speculation she was booted from the third installment of the Transformers action film franchise.

“Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3," reps for the actress, 24, tell PEOPLE. "It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best.”

Citing unnamed sources, Variety reports the studio and the film's director, Michael Bay, intend to case another actress as star Shia LaBeouf's love interest to move the story in a different direction.

Shooting for the film, slated for a July 2011 release, is expected to kick off this summer in locations across the U.S.

Fox, meanwhile, is prepping for the June 18 release of Jonah Hex, an action film she stars in opposite Josh Brolin, John Malkovich and Will Arnett.


Michael Bay Fires Megan Fox From Transformers 3

Paramount has dropped Megan Fox from third installment of Transformers and the man behind the decision was none other than Michael Bay.  The director is said to have decided to find a fresh face as the token hot girl. 

This is a huge blow to Megan Fox's career, especially after her disaster Jennifer's Body.  Could her remarks comparing Bay to Hitler have payed a role in this decision.  No one knows for sure, but I smell revenge in the air and Michael Bay served it up fresh.

Back in October, Bay announced that he had scheduled Transformers 3 for July 1st, 2011, and made a point to warn Megan personally about the risks of this new installment:
"P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you."

If Megan doesn't get it together, she and Brian Austin Green will soon be off to has-been world to live happily ever after.

If Hollywood Movie Posters Were Honest