Glee Alert!

Glee: The Music, The Power of Madonna CD has just gone on pre-sale, over a month before the Madonna episodes even air.  Not available until April 20th, I though all you Gleeks would like a heads up.  Sing loud and sing proud! Click on the Link and buy it now!

These are the songs featured on the CD and the highly anticipated Madonna-esque episode.

 1. Express Yourself
2. Borderline/Open Your Heart
3. Vogue
4. Like A Virgin
5. 4 Minutes
6. What It Feels Like For A Girl
7. Like A Prayer

Jared Padalecki In Trouble

Looks like Jared Padalecki is having some problems reporting to set on-time.  Warner Bros. just warned the star in writing that unless he is able to make it to set when he is scheduled, a stunt that’s costing them a whopping $100,000 a week for resulting delays, his pay will be docked.

“He’s been waltzing in an hour late daily – and sometimes shows up even later,” said an insider. “He got cordial warnings at first, but continued to show up late. Now that producers have officially warned him they’ll dock his pay, Jared’s saying he got the message and won’t hit the snooze button on his alarm clock anymore.” The Enquirer reports.  My sources also claim that Jared will not be late to the set anymore and is said to have believed that no one would care.

Seems he was always on-time before his marriage to Gen.  Well, if I was married to him, he would be late every day too.  Looks like the newlyweds are basking in the glow of being husband and wife.

Things That Make You Go HMmmmm....

Yet another reason to not like Tom Cruise.  Sorry Chris Brown fans, I'm against woman beaters!

The Week In Review

We all heard about Jesse James and Sandra Bullock's marriage problems.  We are supposed to believe Jesse went for this?  Hopefully when Sandra moved out on Monday she went and got herself some antibiotics. I hear if you mention the name Bombshell McGee, they'll throw in some free cream for crabs.

Tiger Woods finally made the announcement that he would return to the world of golf on April 8, and what little fans he had left.  Sadly, news of his return were shadowed by texts messages that were released.  Tiger supposedly texted some very vulgar messages to porn star mistress Joslyn James that she just happened to save and release.  Want to read them?  Click Here
A Tiger never changes his stripes and I doubt this one will keep his club in the bag where it belongs.

John Edwards' mistress, Rielle Hunter posed for some half-naked GQ pictures.Now she is complaining that those same pictures repulse her.  Fucktard, of course they repulse you, they repulse us to.  Why are these magazines paying these mistresses for photo shoots?  All you are doing is adding fuel to the fire and paying these women to become the other women.

Miley Cyrus went on a rant saying she hates the internet and country music, among some other things that have made her able to have a career.  Little girl, if it wasn't for country music, no one in their right mind would have listened to your mullet wearing Papa and danced some lame ass line dance to a song called Achy Breaky Heart.  Making Cyrus a name we know.  And no one would even care as to who you were if it wasn't for country music and internet.  Get a clue, and stop biting the hands that tried to feed your uber skinny ass.  Besides if not for the internet, where would you go to make your stupid YOUTUBE videos and leak pictures of you in your underwear?

Perez Hilton is in more trouble for being a douche....

Lindsay Lohan was held up at the velvet ropes trying to get into a club.  After a long delay, seems the security guards felt sorry for her and let her in.  Lindsay issued this statement regarding the matter;

"I've never been treated so poorly in my life, this is why I never come to LA- isn't security, after I respect them and their work and tip," she first tweeted.
"That was scary, mean, arrogant, and unnecessarily aggressive. I pick new york jus like Jay Z..... Wouldn't you?" she added.

Lindsay, you are no Jay Z.  And you don't pick New York, the Mayor just hasn't banned you yet and the velvet ropes are easy to get past here.    

 Couple Alert:

Couple news: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy broke up after realizing nothing the do will get The Ghost Whisperer more viewers; Kate Winslett hit the ole' dusty trail, leaving husband Sam Mendes ; David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman are getting hitched;  Michael Vartan is also getting married to the much younger Lauren Skaar;  And, OMG have you totally heard?! Demi Lovato is totally pretending to date Joe Jonas.  Like, totally tubular!

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Michael Vartan Engaged!

Alias star and heartbreak victim of Jennifer Garner has finally landed himself a new woman.  Michael Vartan is  engaged to a woman he met in the parking lot of Whole Foods!  Love at first sight, a romantic can still hope!!  The 41-year-old star proposed two weeks ago in NYC to the 25-year-old U.C Santa Barbara  psychology graduate.
Lauren Skaar and Michael Vartan have stayed below the radar in HW, but then again.  Poor, sexy Michael fell off the radar after Alias, even though Monster In-Law was hilarious, Vartan never found his fame.  At least he found love.

Joe and Demi Boycott

Fans are rebelling against PUBLEMI (aka Joe Jonas + Demi Lovato + Publicity Stunt). All over the web, Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas fans buzz about the possibility that the relationship is nothing but a publicity scam…
Some fans pledged to stop following Jemi altogether, asserting that the two are creating an elaborate web of lies by pretending to date each other. Controversy and rumors started to swirl when Jemi went on a double date with Jeffree Star, a trannie popstar, and longtime friend of Demi Lovato. Correct us if we’re wrong, but Joe Jonas hanging out with a gnarly trannie popstar like Jeffree Star just doesn’t fit. And fans agree with us. One fan asserted that Jeffree Star, the “queen” (pun intended) of PR could give Jemi good advice on how to pull a great publicity stunt. To be honest, Jeffree Star came out of nowhere, and has millions of views on his controversial videos. Disney stars mysteriously come together whenever it’s convenient for their record sales or TV audiences, starting with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake back in the day. Selena and Nick amped it up around the time Nick’s album came out, and now Joe and Demi have started dating before the release of Camp Rock II. Fans are catching on to the house of mouse's games.Do you support JEMI or will you boycott PUBLEMI?

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Kate Bosworth Eats!

Kate Bosworth was spotted eating lunch with a pal at Hugo's today proving that she does in fact eat.  She was spotted earlier this week with Alexander Skarsgard also eating lunch. 

Twice in one week?! Slow down, Kate.  You might want to start with some oatmeal bars to avoid shocking your system.  Looks like you haven't eaten since you fell of that surfboard and hit your head.  Come to think of it, that explains a lot.....

Pattinson, Robert Pattinson....

Could you imagine Robert Pattinson as James Bond?  Can you picture him in car chases, womanizing, and killing the bad guys?  He is the latest star to admit to having a liking for the role.  What guy doesn't have a little boy inside of him that would love to get to pretend to be James Bond.

He said: 'I would love to play Bond. Maybe in a few years, what am I talking about? I'd love to!'
Pattinson added. 'I'm not very good at running so that's a bit of a problem for James Bond.'

He better get a little better at his footing.  Seems Robby was almost run over by a cab in NYC thanks to some loving fans.

"If it hadn't been for the quick-thinking of two members of his team, he could easily have been a goner," a source said. "He was pushed off the sidewalk by the sheer number of fans who were trying to get close to him and fell against the door of a moving vehicle.

"If his clothing had got caught or a foot had gone under the car there's no doubt he would have been dragged along and seriously hurt."

Would you go and see Robert as James Bond?  I'd go see him as James Bond.  Hell, I'd go see him as the naked homeless man on the corner.  I cannot help it, I'm more into the character of Edward.  But I have a weakness for men with accents.

Jesse James, What Did You Do?

Jesse James is living through a media free for all these days.  His wife, Oscar winner Sandra Bullock, moved out of the home they shared on Monday after receiving a heads up from InTouch Magazine that they were going to run a story about a woman claiming to have had an affair with her husband while she was in Atlanta, filming The Blind Side.

Now try to keep up because the shit hit the fan after that and news just poured out.

It started with Jesse's twitter vanishing and Sandra pulling out of The Blind Side's overseas promotion.  Then, Jesse issued this statement:

"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment. "There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. 
"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."


The woman making the claims is said to be someone who simply wants fame.  Her friends even call her a fame whore, saying:
 She is "the kind of woman who would do anything if she thought it would make her famous," according to a friend, who added, ""I would not surprised if she went after Jesse James because she thought it would bring her fame."

If Jesse cheated or not, that should be between him and Sandy.  He obviously did something that he is ashamed of and something that made Sandy feel as if she could no longer be under the same roof as him. 

Do I believe he cheated? No, I don't.  I do think that maybe he thought about it, emailed the girl some dirty pictures or something.

Of course, I am a romantic and believe that true love exists. Problem is, this hoe on the side seems to be hell bent on getting her name out there.  I mean, she did conveniently wait until after Sandy won her Oscar to make even more of a commotion.  She reportedly got 30k from InTouch.  Way to go, douche bags!

Now she is being sued for custody of her two children by her ex, father of only one of them.  Turns out he takes care of both of her sons.

"I've known about all this, everything. I think it's a horrible thing for a person to do," Ronald Shane Modica exclusively tells E! News. "She told me she's made the money and she's planning on taking off so I'm like, 'What do I do? We're still going through a custody thing," he says, adding that he also helps care for McGee's 12-year-old son from a previous relationship. "It's touchy. There's stuff we have to work out. We share custody, but they're mostly with me. I take care of the kids. I do all the school stuff."


Modica says he has been harassed by paparazzi and reporters and worries that their behavior is frightening to his child and will only worsen should they trail him on his visits with his mother. It was a good attempt, not good enough.  The judge denied the motion.

This woman is another person trying to take the easy road to fame and milk her fifteen minutes.  If she were any kind of woman at all, she would have simply figured out a way to let Sandy know.  Woman to woman.  IF said hoe was being honest when she said that she had no idea Jesse and Sandy were still together and felt sick upon finding out, don't you think they human thing to do would be to go and tell the wife that her husband is a cheating bastard?  No, these days money talks and no one has compassion for the woman that everything falls apart for.

The Price Of Being Married in Hollywood

No matter where you live, Hollywood, New York or in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, it's hard to maintain a healthy marriage.  In a business that is full of fakes and back stabbers that are only looking out for themselves and their own careers, it's even harder to find true love.

The sad part is that working in Hollywood can make you very insecure if you do not have a good sense of self.  There is always someone younger, someone hotter waiting around the corner for your job and your man/woman.  Everyone wants a piece of fame it seems and it's a well known fact.  But celebrities still seem to think with their crotch and less with their brains.

Any celeb will tell you that when guys and gals throw themselves at them, it is annoying.  But what they don't tell you is that they like it.  I mean can you imagine being able to walk down the street and and fans just throwing themselves at you?  That is what gets to a lot of guys, most of whom were not that popular in high school.  It ALL comes back to high school.

The theater geeks who once couldn't get girls to look at them now have women throwing themselves at them.  I am in no way just picking on men, Brad broke Jenn's heart to go and play house with Angelina.  Jesse James supposedly did the same to his lovely wife Sandy.  But women are not off the hook.  Meg Ryan left a cheating Dennis Quaid for a chance with Russell Crowe that amounted to her ending up alone and looking like a plastic doll.

Is it even possible to have a happy marriage at all, let alone in Hollywood?  With every move of your relationship scrutinized in the media, to spending months apart at a time, it's almost difficult.  It all comes down to trust, something that is hard to have at all with anyone.  But the sad part is, most Hollywood marriages that have lasted awhile usually have secret meanings behind it.  Most women are so in love with the men that they will let them get away with anything to stay in the life that they have come accustomed to.  Some celebs even think that it is their right to be able to have sex with anyone, get whatever they want.  It's the celebrity way, isn't it?

It's people like that that give the decent celebs a bad name.  And while the honest celebs try to marry the perfect person, you have people that will do anything to get fame and if that means being the whore to seduce your other half, so be it.  In the end, everyone is looking for one thing, whether they admit it or not.  Everyone just wants someone to love, and someone that loves them back.  Once the fame is over and the scripts stop coming, you will realize that the fans you used to pork behind your loved ones back aren't going to be there with you when are left old and alone.

I can't even get a boyfriend that can keep his hands off women.  Love is a Battlefield, but in Hollywood it's a freakin war zone.