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Tom Cruise Back into The Danger Zone?

Looks like Tom Cruise may bringing Maverick back for the long awaited sequel, Top Gun 2.

Screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie says that Top Gun 2 could not even be a movie without the character of Pete "Maverick" Mitchell.  Considering that it has been 25 years since the original Top Gun was released, would Tom Cruise be willing to reprise the role?

Cruise seems to be one of the busiest men in HW lately, doing anything possible to stay relevant.  But all that aside, Tommy boy would be wise to pay homage to a role that made him the star that he is today.

Taylor Swift Teams Up With Tom Cruise

Taylor Swift is on a roll this week.  After an encounter with all things Gyllenhaal, Taylor is now said to be up for a role in a movie opposite Tom Cruise.

The Broadway hit Rock Of Ages is making it's way to the big screen and Tommy has been offered a supporting role of a bartender.  Ahh...Cocktail. Anyway, Tom would be a singing bartender and belt out 80's hits while Miss Swift would play a small town girl trying to find her big break.

First of all, who the hell told these people Taylor Swift was an actress?  Sure, she pulled off playing a dead chick on one of the 1,000 CSI shows.  And yeah she made out with Taylor "Wolfie" Lautner in Valentine's Day.  But for the love of God, put her back on the radio.  Let her go back to "acting" in her music videos.  Why do some singers think that they can win an Oscar based on their ground breaking performance in the music video of their latest hit.

Don't get me wrong, some singers are amazing at acting and vice versa.  But we need a world with a little less Taylor Swift and I am not in the mood to pretend that I consider her an actress.

Did Justin Timberlake Lie To Get Laid?

On September 26th, Justin Timberlake attended a MySpace event and met the beautiful Olivia Munn.  Justin reportedly exchanged numbers with the woman and then began chasing the booty.  Reports are that he lied about breaking up with Jessica Biel to get a chance to bring sexy back with Munn. Munn reportedly took him back to her hotel where they were openly all over each other. 

Now I have heard from numerous sources that this story is completely true.  Including the fact that Justin and Jessica had a huge fight on Thursday evening and did in fact break up, only to make-up on Monday.  Seems that Justin is going to use the "We were on a break" defense.

David Arquette Waited Days Before Moving On

Seems that David Arquette only waited a couple of days after separating from wife Courtney Cox to have sex with another woman.

David went onto Howard Stern and had diarrhea of the mouth.  He admitted that he didn't wait that long to get his dick wet with some strange though he did cry after.  Although he tried to say that the sex sucked because it lacked the emotional feel. Although he bragged about hooking up with a blonde Australian that he met at a hotel.

Another thing that David shared was that he and Court didn't have a pre-nup and then in the same breath mentioned that his ex is worth $100 million.  David also admitted that while he was completely faithful, they made an agreement to date other people after the separation.

David ended by saying that he is still "fucking in love with my wife" and that he was the problem.  While Courtney wants a calm steady life, David can't control his wild ways.  Seems like a mid-life crisis to me. 

Blake Lively Outgrows Penn Badgley

It has finally been revealed that Blake Lively and her longtime boyfriend/co-star Penn Badgley called it quits weeks ago.  The couple, who have actually broken up more than once in the past, have finally called it quits once and for all.

While some people are speculating that Ryan Gosling and a trip to the Mouse House may have something to do with Blake's change of heart, I think the writing has been on the wall for a good time. Every show seems to have the break-out star and though Blake isn't exactly A-List, she is Gossip Girl's most recognizable name.

Blake has gained a lot of buzz from some roles, most recently her part in The Town.  She also has a role in the upcoming Green Lantern opposite the delicious Ryan Reynolds.  It looks as if she is moving up the ranks rapidly while Penn has more of a relaxed take on things.

"Blake wants to be the next Angelina," a friend says.  "She is working towards being a huge celebrity while Penn just wants to be a working actor."

I doubt either one of these hotties will be single for long, but it was clear from the beginning that they weren't going to be together forever.

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Horny In Hollywood

Seems that Cupid is still hard at work, even though he should be worn out from making the union of Katy Perry and Russell Brand actually happen.  It seems that something is in the water or maybe it's just some handy PR.

The first is the "news" that Jake Gyllenhaal floated on down to NYC and partied behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live in attempts to woo Taylor Swift, who is suddenly best friends with Emma Stone.  Jake took over NYC the following day with Taylor and they have now become the new couple to watch.

I find it very hard to believe that Jake would go after a woman who in my opinion has a fetish for drama and likes to stir controversy to help sell her CD's.  More on Taylor in another post, I promise.  But we are now being led to believe that Jake and Taylor are about to hook up.  I call bullshit on this.  We have a young woman who likes attention and a star who seems to have a reason behind every hook up.  To me, this reeks of a PR stunt and I'm just going to go ahead enter the last piece of evidence.  This girl also "dated" Taylor Lautner.  Case closed.

Let's move on, shall we?  Matthew Morrison and Cameron Diaz were recently seen out together, though reports say that they seemed more like brother and sister.  Now, I tend to believe that Matthew and Cameron really may have been testing the waters to see if there was a spark.  But judging from Cameron's long list of exes, Matthew doesn't really seem like her type.  Then again, maybe she just wanted to see what it would be like to sleep with a more grown up version of ex Justin Timberlake.

 And it appears that Tom Sturridge is ditching BFF Rob Pattinson and hanging out with the newly single Carey Mulligan.  We all know that Carey recently broke-up with Shia LeBeouf and is now slumming it in a motel down by the interstate.  Reports are that Tom has been keeping Carey company and that they two are putting that vibrating bed to good use.  This hook-up I believe.  How long did we expect Tom to stay in Kristen Stewart's shadow?

Monday Blinds

1- This A List name hooked up with some friends over the weekend but only hung out with said friend because their are rumors of her ex being into boys as well and our A-Lister wants a crack at him?  Not Taylor Lautner

2-Which celebrity couple has become hooked on Craigslist hook ups lately?  The wifey places the ad an when they find a suitable man or woman they invite them over to their apartment.  Their assistant has the lucky winner sign a confidentiality agreement and then escorts the "toy" into the couple's chamber of love.  Not Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

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Hello, Mr. Spice.  I think David is sexy, but a I'm not digging the undies.