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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Can Someone Give Renee Zellweger A Burger?

Someone please tell me what happened to the girl that used to be Renee Zellweger?  She once had a somewhat promising career, but now I don't know what she is.

First of all, someone needs to feed the girl.  When you see her in person, she looks as if she is about to fall over.  Her legs do not look strong enough to support her tiny body.  And we are supposed to believe that the uber sexy Bradley Cooper is dating this frail thing?  He is going to break her! Well, that would be if they were actually doing it, which who believes they really are?

Is this the reason Renee only plays women in a time period where being ultra-thin was normal?  I don't expect to see Bridget Jones, but I don't want to see a stick figure either.  Maybe Bradley should start taking out for actual meals instead of just pulling her off of the shelf for photo ops.


Anonymous said...

AMEN!!! And look how hard she flexes in every shot! Yikes, I bet she even flexes her toes when she poses!

Anonymous said...

I'll buy her a double cheese

Anonymous said...

There is no way that Bradley and her and fucking.He would break her ribs.Ill take over for her though

pomme said...

Cooper is gay?! or he loves bones?!