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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Jennifer Aniston Needs Cupid


As Valentine's Day comes around yet again, it makes me think about all the people out there unlucky in love.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I've been the luckiest.  Dating a guy that wants you to bath him in syrup before sex is not luck.  You know who you are, you sticky bastard. 

But some people have no luck at all.  One of those people in my eyes, is Jennifer Aniston.  Jen is a Hollywood name like no other.  The most honest, sweetest down to earth person I have ever met.  She is the definition of the girl next door.  But for someone that is so perfect seemingly, why is it she has been one of the most unluckiest people in the love department.

First Brad, and we all know how that went down.  What angers me more is that he did what he did to her, and now he and Angie are practically the Partridge family and cannot even visit another country without collecting a native child from the area. But no one seems to remember that they trampled all over Aniston without giving a damn at all.

And let's not forget the best of the bunch, Mr. Douchebag himself, John Mayer.  Whenever he seems to fall out of sight for awhile, John is sure to give a quote that will make your jaw drop and, usually includes poor Jen.  

The thing I find stellar is that through being cheated on, Mayer's "remember me??" rants, and  whatever else people throw at her, Ms. Aniston has never been quoted saying anything unflattering about any of these people.  She is one person who tries desperately to keep her personal life private and has not ever unleashed her fury in public.  I'm sure if she ever found Mayer in a dark alley one night all bets would be off, I mean seriously! 

Cupid needs to strike Jennifer with his arrow and fast.  She is gorgeous, talented, and amazingly pleasant to be around, but she is getting older.  She wants children and let's face it.  No one is going to want to marry that chick with the walker that used to be on Friends. Maybe, she and Gerard will pan out, but I wouldn't hold my breath on that couple.  Sure they seem nice on paper, but whenever co-stars hook up around the time your movie is being promo'd, it kind of makes you go hmmmm.


Anonymous said...

There has to be something that we don;t know. she is hot why is she single.

Anonymous said...

oh god,don't tell me your a jen stan!

At the sime time she hasn't have a a serious relationship in 5 years.

Anonymous said...

I think she needs to grow up! that is why she cant keep a man

That Broke Chef said...

Is he seriously 'wondering' if she and Gerry are a real couple?

I call shenanigans.