Blind Item

Since I have been telling you about all the guys that are gay, I thought I would let you know about his woman who wants nothing to do with boys. At one time, she did in fact love the men.

Until a guy came along who flipped the tables on her and played her like a piano.  She fell in love with his charm and he took her for a pretty penny before he took off.  Yes, he had it planned from day one.  And when he broke her heart, she turned to a very good friend. Her friend was a muggle, no celebrity.  She was also a lesbian and a gay rights activist.  Our starlet started hanging out with her, going to rallies and parades and before she knew it, she was crushin on a girl. 

After about two years, yes this goes back some, of jumping back and forth, she decided she was done with men all together.  She had a pretty serious boyfriend who knew she was bisexual.  Hell, he loved it!  But when she told him that she was strictly for the girls, his ego was bruised.  Apparently she felt really bad for him and gave him make up sex, with good intentions.  You wouldn't blame her if this cute stud was bawling in front of you.

So they had the break up sex and she went on her way.  A couple months into her new lifestyle, she found something that he had given her.  A baby.  She was finally able to be free with her sexuality, well as free as you can in Hollywood, and now she was pregnant.  She told her ex and he just blabbed to everyone.  Not like she believed in abortion, but now she was trapped with him.

She married the cry baby and became a mom to their kid, which eventually turned into kids, plural.   With no way out, she had agreed to marry him if he let her have girlfriends, which he never objected to before.  Sometimes he even liked a guy to be involved, but only if she was involved too.  Everything was going along until she found him cheating on her with her assistant.  A woman.  That crossed the line for her and gave her a way out.  So they mutually agreed to end their charade in a calm and fashionable manner and kept each others secret.

And if anyone found out that this couple wasn't the happy normal family that they were thought to be, their entire career would be down the drain.  Other people's career would go down in flames as well, it's a very tangled web.

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