. She was your typical girl next door and after high school she took off for Hollywood. She was beautiful and had talent so it didn't take her long to get work. She was an overnight sensation and became a very popular name.As the fame got inside of her, so did the guy that her best friend was engaged to. She began thinking of herself as royalty and even hired her best friend to be her bitch. While her best friend did the tasks our star didn't want to, the star and her friends fiance carried on their affair.
Of course one day she got sick. She was diagnosed with the nine month flu and panicked. Her current image would in no way be able to continue if she was pregnant out of wedlock. And she had no one to call the daddy. That's when out star gave into her managements bearding contract. She agreed to "hook-up" with a celebrity that could make her a name that would be famous forever. On the first date, she slept with him. By the tenth date, she told him he was going to be a daddy.
Being the gentleman that he is, he proposed. They are now living the Hollywood dream, but Star didn't realize her assistant was not as stupid as believed. Stuck baby sitting all of the time, she began to notice similarities between the baby and her now husband. She figured it out very quickly and informed her boss she knew the truth. The next day our star hired her assistant an assistant and now everyone is living happy. But what happens when the real baby daddy find out? He has been trying to knock his wife up for years.
And don't count out the A List husband. He is a force that has enough power to blow down a castle. It's only a matter of time before the pieces fall into place. Expect tremors.
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Katie Holmes?
Being Katie Holmes would actually need to SLEEP with Tommy Girl, and I can't imagine that happening. Also, even if Tom learns (which is least likely, he probably knew from the start), it is too late to come crushing on the baby's Daddy. Suri is a Cruise.
Pet peeve: why GB does not give out any clues or It Aints? His BVs are too general, it could be anyone, married with a baby. It ain't fun this way.
jennifer garner and ben affleck? she yet is pregnant when they're married
Need "And it's not..."
Also, are those links to Amazon ads or clues??? Anyone???
erm why is it still called bearding if everyone is straight?
the actor is right since he's trying to get her preggers?
I think the amazon ad is a clue - meaning the star is from the midwest. I also think that there are some other clues. Think a female from the midwest that only has one child. Off to do some research (although Katie Holmes will be the popular answer - I'm going to dig some...)
It doesn't say she has only one child. There's only one being discussed, but that doesn't mean Star didn't have another.
"Expect tremors".
Kevin Bacon?
"He is a force that has enough power to blow down a castle. It's only a matter of time before the pieces fall into place."
Chess references. A definite clue, there. I don't have time to follow that up, but maybe someone else has?
It also doesn't say that there are multiple children so I err on the side of ONE child.
Kyra S. wasn't pregnant when she married Kevin Bacon. Kyra is also from New York - not from the midwest.
Also castle - that's where Katie and Tom were married at (a castle).
Katie Holmes' assistant is a hand picked Scientologist not her friend from back home, she was married a bit before she had Suri also, not her at all. Who got married fast to someone she hardly knew who is A list and had a baby within 9 months? I hate these blinds.
there have always been rumors that April is not Ben Affleck's real daughter. The rumors had to do with JG costar, from Alisa, but I know nothing about him. Never watched.
Can the tremors be rlated to Armageddon or Bens HBO movie, Battle of Shaker Heights.
Today there ware shots of the second kid Seraphina? they look nothing alike.
I agree, these clues are too broad and can be anyone.
I just looked at these comments and GB and Gigi posted one that said "Ten dates. Lose a guy in ten days!" and now it's gone. Was that an accident??? I first thought they were blatantly telling us a clue, but there's no way this is Kate Hud and I don't see any other big name women in that movie.
what if it wasn't the woman in the movie but the guy? what guys are in the movie?
That would be Matthew McConnaughy.
Matthew McConaughey was the male lead, but i don't see a link. Shalom Harlow was in it as well, but she was a crazy in demand model in the 90's.
Many big name Hollywood stars were considered for the female lead such as Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Julia Roberts, Charlize Theron, Uma Thurman, Kate Winslet and Reese Witherspoon before going to the relative lesser known at the time Kate Hudson.
I thought about that, too, but can't figure out what that would have meant. Maybe it truely was an accident, it was only there for about 10 mins or so.
Interesting. CZJ and Julia played sisters in American Sweethearts, and Julia was CZJ's assistant who had a thing for Cusak who was CZJ's ex-husband.
I think he threw the hint up there and then took it down. It has to mean something.
"By the tenth date, she told him he was going to be a daddy." it's still in the posting.
tonilost - um Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise married FAST and she was indeed pregnant with Suri at that time.
Do a quick google search for the references.
Who was Katie's assistant during her Dawson's Creek and just post DC days? Anyone know?
If you go off of the hint about small town (and the link to amazon book), we're looking for someone from one of these states:
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, and Wisconsin.
I wouldn't necessarily label Kentucky as midwest however, that particular book DOES.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Actors_from_Ohio
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Actors_from_Indiana
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Actors_from_Illinois
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Actors_from_Kentucky
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Actors_from_Minnesota
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Actors_from_Michigan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Actors_from_Wisconsin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Actors_from_Iowa
Katie Holmes grew up in Toledo, not exactly a small town and technically she was in high school when cast for her first movie.
The moving to hollywood isn't accurate either since after high school she left to film Dawsons Creek which was filmed in North Carolina.
I think we are seeing clues where there aren't any.
Kate Hudson grew up in Hollywood and on movie sets, there was no moving out there to become a star and fulfill the dream.
Amazon tracks sites and discussions, pulls things and puts up the ad. We were talking once about thongs and the man sling ad popped up on a message board.
Tom and Katie started dating April 2005, Suri was born a year later.
Tonilost - I'm done arguing with you.
FYI - look at the properties under small town and you'll see that it isn't a random google ad. Someone deliberately LINKED it to those words.
Tom and Katie were married in November and Suri allegedly came along in April of the following year - making Katie PREGNANT prior to her marriage to Tom.
Again - I'm not saying that this IS Katie, I'm saying though that it can't be any of the other ladies listed because none of them came from the midwest area.
There were a lot of rumours when Suri was born that the dad was Chris Klein, but that doesn't mean it couldn't have been someone else.
And there have been many questions about when Suri was ACTUALLY born. ;-)
I would SO not be surprised to find that Katie had another reason to marry Tom besides fame, fortune and the bearding contract.
THAT was a deal with the devil!
I just don't believe a celeb blogger would know how to link an ad like this, especially a busy one
Everyone needs to check their history. Tom and Katie married AFTER Suri was born. She was at the wedding.
thank you...so I'm not crazy (well at least not about that). I thought Suri was born BEFORE the Cruises got married.
Not as good as my Blind Vices, get a clue!
Tonilost and others....on GB's facebook page, he told me to look at the links within his articles for clues or a good laugh, so these are links that he added and they are relevant. I don't know who this is supposed to be, but the midwest hint was put there by GB.
Bruce Bibby....too hard to follow you vices. Your lingo gives me a headache.
I wonder what Ted thinks about Gossip Boy. Jealous?
I highly doubt that is really ted. probably just some Ted stan that made the screen name. seriously people
Katie Holmes is from Ohio and basically hit her household name recognition overnight with Dawson's Creek.
And she married Tom Cruise after Suri was born BUT Tom famously proposed to her within two months of meeting/dating--I say famously because there was a press conference the next day where he announced it to all.
They didn't announce that Katie was pregnant until a while later, however. Simple mathematics make it obvious she had to already be pregnant at the time of their engagement--which, again, all happened within two months of meeting each other for the first time.
There have been lots and lots of gossip that Tom Cruise is not Suri's biological father. Enough that he had to address the rumors on Oprah. There are also photos of Katie during the course of her pregnancy that make it seem as if her stomach changed sizes--both up and down--week to week.
The only part of this blind that seems like it is NOT Katie Holmes is the fact she pretty much dumped everyone from her pre-Tom Cruise life upon meeting him. She even switched her management team of eight years within days of hooking up with him. So someone who was in her life before, who remains in her life now as a babysitter to Suri, seems unlikely.
She gave her life up and just took Tom's "friends" as her own--just like she did with his religion, though that's mostly for show on her part.
I agree, no one seems to fit this as well as Katie Holmes. There are just two main points that are really hard to believe:
--Katie has slept with Tom??? Seriously?
--Tom doesn't know Suri isn't his??? He's never been able to make babies before, wouldn't he be suspicious? He'd have to be pretty darn stupid. Oh wait...
Also, it seems that the Co$ would have dug into her private life and figured all this out before the contract was signed. But I guess it's possible they would have kept it from him, since their whole thing is controlling people by knowing their secrets.
Thanks for finally saying Suri was "born" in April 2006. Tom and Katie got married in November 2006. And Katie was ENGAGED to Chris Klein!!!! Suri could be his... but he wasn't the boyfriend of an assistant, He was HER boyfriend. So Katie doesn't fit for this blind.
Jen Garner and Ben Affleck's oldest daughter is VIOLET not April. And Jen was preggo when they got married. But I have no idea about all the assistant stuff.
Definitely NOT Tom and Katie. They don't fit the profile.
Violet is the spitting image of Jen Garner. Spitting image. There are also similar features in her face where I can see Ben A. Let's think outside the box people. Pick another couple. It's also a straight couple in Hollywood. There aren't that many, so it can't be too difficult to figure out. It may be CZJ. She's a big biatch. Michael Douglas has mega power.
A tremor in the force? ...
Sound like the biography of Miss Katie Holmes to me--but the one you'll never see on A&E.
And all that about "blow down the castle" and "pieces fall into place"...Tom's movie that he just finished filming is "KNIGHT and Day" spelled with a "K". Like the kind you'd find castles, and chess games.
BTW, there was never an official sighting of them at the hospital on the date Katie supposedly delivered. Brooke Shields was there having her daughter at the same time and even said she never heard of Katie Holmes being there to deliver too, nor did she see The Cruises. But then Tom Cruise paid Brooke a personal visit to her home to apologize for his comments directed towards her and invite her to the wedding and Brooke never mentioned it publicly again.
There was also some shady business going on with Suri's birth certificate, signed well after the fact by someone identified only as a "friend"...
I'm not buying Katie Holmes. The clue says that she didn't have anyone to call the father, but Holmes had just broken up with Chris Klein before getting with Tom Cruise. Now, whether Klein is actually the Suri's bio dad is another topic all together. But Holmes doesn't really fit to me because she was openly dating (and at one point engaged, if I'm remembering correctly) to Klein. Even if she was sleeping with her friend's fiance, she could have easily said it was Klein's and gone back to him.
Maybe she was only bearding for Klein and so he'd know he wasn't the father. Anyone one know if Kleins gay?
Jessica Alba! (hey it makes as much sense as any other guess)
This does not seem to be Katie Holmes at all;it implies the hubby has no clue and Tom Cruise would be very careful to be sure the child was his(unless he had planned it that way)as anal as he is about everything(LOL)
I really don't think Katie Holmes fits for this, and it seems to me that people are so desperate for this to be her that they are just grasping at straws. Katie was with Chris Klein for years before Tom, so if she had been pregnant, she could have named him as the baby daddy.
I really don't think Katie Holmes fits for this, and it seems to me that people are so desperate for this to be her that they are just grasping at straws. Katie was with Chris Klein for years before Tom, so if she had been pregnant, she could have named him as the baby daddy.
Grasping at straws? There's no one else it could possibly be except Katie Holmes.
Katie and Chris Klein broke up. They ended their engagement a couple of months before she hooked up with Cruise, but were well done before the official press release.
Why would she want to name Chris Klein the baby-daddy? She just ended things with him and was NOT looking to get back together. No way.
So Katie had plenty of time to sleep around with whoever she wanted in the weeks before her first meeting with Tom.
She even had time to fly over to Europe to meet up with her first love, Joshua Jackson...
I like the Jennifer Garner/ Ben Afflect guess. There's something fishy about that couple - there's been goss for years that they have a contract and they never look happy together. CJZ and Michael Douglas are also a credible guess - the two of them think of themselves as queen/king (superior) to everyone else and she'd be horrible/have enough money to pay anyone off to keep quiet. Katie & Tom are too obvious. Just discovered this site-much better than Ted Casablanca. He's losing his touch of late.
All right. CZJ is NOT from the Mid-west part of the US. She wasn't born there and didn't grow up there.
Has to be someone else.
Also, J Garner is from Texas.
Not her....
Unless Katie Holmes was pregnant for over a year, this is not her. The blind very clearly says that the woman in question was pregnant before dating her current husband. Remember, she slept with him on the first date to cover her tracks. Tom and Katie started dating in April of 2005, and Suri was born in April of 2006. This isn't particularly relevant, but they were married in November of 2006. I agree with whoever said that so many people want this to be her that they're grasping at straws, by calling it without doing simple research or using basic logic.
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