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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Hump Day Humper

An astounding 34% of voters have declared Jensen Ackles as the celebrity they would want to have sex with.  So in regards to that, we have made Jensen our Hump Day Humper.

What is it about Mr. Ackles that gets the hearts pumping?  That deep sexy voice that escapes from the television during Supernatural?  Or maybe it's the tall, rippled body that we know is hidden under those clothes.

Either way, Jensen beat out some pretty sexy men in the competition.  I recall getting a tweet telling me that with Robert Pattinson in the competition, there would be no competition.  Sorry tweet tweet, Jensen beat Robby by 12%.   Now if we can only convince Jensen not to marry Danneel Harris, all would be right with the world.  Maybe we will get lucky and he will come to his senses and see what he is getting himself into.


The other contenders in the "Who Would You Do?" poll really didn't compare to the outpouring, or should I say leg spreading, that was sent Jensen's way.
Ryan Reynolds got 12% while newlywed Jared Padalecki got 10% . Jake Gyllenhaal got  measly 7%, followed by Chris Evans, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz.

I'm shocked to find Kellan in last place.  If I had to choose a vampire to do, it would be him.  Have you seen what he is packin?  But out of that list, I think I'd have to pick Chris Evans for the one night stand.  I don't know what it is, but I want to make his flame come on.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

F*ck me! Is that an actualy picture of Kellan Lutz or is it a manip'?

godo said...

" Jensen beat Robby by 12%." That's definitely because you are much of a talk in a certain SPN community (not that I consider Jensen be twenty times hotter than Rob).

" Now if we can only convince Jensen not to marry Danneel Harris, all would be right with the world. Maybe we will get lucky and he will come to his senses and see what he is getting himself into." I can't stand Danneel, but maybe you should stop beating the dead horse and accept that for whatever reasons Jensen find the pressing need to get married and she is the only one who apparently agreed to his terms. So the marriage will happen and if both parties will regret it later...who knows.

Anonymous said...

That picture of JG at the end makes it seems like he is signing the post. It may as well say

Love,
Jake

Bahahahaha,

I'm actually surprised JG only got 7% :( He's beautiful. but Jensen was my second choice. Glad to see he beat out Robert Pattinson who is NOT good looking. I swear to God, if he didn't have the accent people would just think he was a mess.

Anonymous said...

More convinced than ever JG is GB but anyways,
JG your hot as fuck!

MizV said...

I felt great difficulty choosing the most doable in that poll. It's like being in an ice cream shop where all the flavors make your mouth water.

Anonymous said...

I think the picture of JG at the end is him being disappointed he only got 7%. I expected him to be higher, too, but I picked Jensen because he reminds me the most of my bf and is thus the hottest. Jake is the most beautiful, which is different. If I had to choose who to be enslaved to it would be Jake, hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Kellan Lutz has an ugly face and the muscles alon does not make him sexy.

Anonymous said...

Jensen Ackles is sexy (to me) because he doesn't try to be. All that pants-down-to-the-junk crap so many other men do, including Jared Padalecki, is eye candy, but leaving something to the imagination is always more intriguing, and therefore sexier. Ackles is no fool.

Anonymous said...

I think that is Kellan and he is sexy from head to toe

Anonymous said...

Kellan does not have an attractive face. And he poses way too hard. Trying too much is not sexy.

Tania said...

I voted for Jensen because he's cute but also funny. Being pretty doesn't hurt, but there's a reason the personals always mention a GSOH...
(For all I know the others are funny, too - but I've never spoken to them, so I don't know).

Anonymous said...

gsoh?

Anonymous said...

GSOH = good sense of humor.

And I agree with those who say Kellan has an unattractive face ...

I_Aim2Misbehave said...

I would definitely choose Jensen. Sexy and confident, yet kind of quiet. The face, the voice, the bod...perfect.
I'd like to tie him up and do very naughty things to him. Think he's a bottom? Whoops, did I just say that out loud? ;) Haha

Jake and Jared are a tie for second :)

Anonymous said...

The problem with Kellan Lutz is that he TRIES to be sexy. You can't play sexy. He just lacks sex appeal. Same with Zac Efron. Zach looks like a child and I don't understand how anyone can find him sexy, cute but not sexy.

tonilost said...

Tall rippled body? Jensen is a shorty at least in height,

Anonymous said...

um he is 6'1. that is tall

Anonymous said...

Jared is 6'4 makes jensen look short

Tania said...

Yes, he does!
As Julie McNiven said, when she went for the part of Anna, she thought of SPN as 'that show with the tall one and the short one'. Then she found out it was actually 'the tall one, and the really tall one!'

I think Jared's gotten taller, too. He's been officially 6'4 since SPN started, but I'd guess he's more than that now.