Monday, April 26, 2010
May 5th Candidate #2 : Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake Gyllenhaal is being now called Candidate #2 for the May 5th rainbow explosion. Readers have said that Jake has long been rumored to be known as one Toothy Tile from Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice's, with Austin Nichols as his Grey Goose. With People Magazine having a hand in this coming out party, people are saying that it fits in with them believing in Toothy Gyllenhaal.
If you have not read the Blind Vice's that people are saying are JG, then you can do so here. Before doing so, I recommend you take a good couple of hours to read it and take it all in. It is a mindfuck and will leave you needing a drink or so to help cope. With all of the evidence and people just plain hoping, it has led Jake up to one of the most popular votes. However, in the BV's Toothy has a secret child hidden away somewhere. Could you imagine Jake being that kind of guy?
Besides, gay or not, it's called acting for a reason. I don't know if I can picture Jakey going on a publicity tour to promote his sexuality. With Prince Of Persia opening shortly after, I can't see him taking attention away from the movie. Plus, not everyone would be happy with the confession and PoP might not fare so well after. So I don't think that Jake is going to be coming out on May 5th.