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Monday, May 24, 2010

Holy Hail Mary Sunday

Sunday is such a fitting day to introduce you to Hail Mary, a young star who is not as she seems. Is anyone really who they seem to be in HW anymore?


Hail Mary has long since been thought of as the sweet angelic girl.  She has built her entire fan base on the fact and is constantly coming up with new ways to seem like a holy rolling girl.  And in the daytime, she is.  But when the sun goes down, Hail Mary lets her inner bad girl out.

Hail Mary is not one for clubs and A-List bashes, she chooses to stay under the radar.  This little wild child is best known for renting out residences and penthouse suites under her managers name for her no holds barred parties. Same guests at every bash.  Some celebs, some wannabes, but definitely people that wouldn't rat out the sweetheart that throws the best parties, or "Snow Balls" as they call them.

It's all been fun and games for Mary, until a couple weekends ago when she traded in the snow for some E. And I don't mean E exclamation point.

One night her boyfriend was not attached to her hip, and she got a little randy with a her ex-boyfriend. And she wasn't very private about it, it was in the middle of one of her parties.  At least she had the decency to take him into the bathroom, but she should have been quieter.  Everyone heard Hail Mary praying to God and when she emerged with the sex hair, Mary didn't even attempt to fix it.  Instead she walked over and did some bumps.

Hail Mary has her current dish chasing her every move and her ex, who she is secretly stalking.  No matter which guy really loves the snow job, they should realize she is after one thing.  A-List baybe.

Just a tip for Hail Mary's boyfriend: she has been known to meet her ex when you think she is at church.  It's Sunday, do you know where your Hail Mary is?

Image Via Larry West Productions

It's Not:
Reese Witherspoon
Britney Spears
Beyonce

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Demi Lovato

Sarah said...

Hayden P.

Anonymous said...

miley

Anonymous said...

Oh please let this be Emma Watson!

Trixie Firecracker said...

I noticed GB doesn't call her an "actress", which means she could be a singer.

At first, I thought of Taylor Swift but I don't think she has a boyfriend now. Then I thought of Emma Watson, who is studying in the US.

I thought of that Selena Gomez girl as well.

I did not think of Demi or Miley since Hail Mary PRETENDS to be angelic and innocent. Miley has that crazy "Can't tame me" video out there and everybody says Demi is a crazy party girl.

Need to think more about this and will post later, if I have a good guess.

Anonymous said...

Penthouse sweets - are you joking. Tell me you can spell?

Anonymous said...

Emma Roberts.... the "WILD CHILD" reference, gives it away, that was the name of one of Emma's movies.

Anonymous said...

Demi Lovato, spotted going to church with whichever-Jonas-brother in PR move by Disney. Emma Roberts also a possibility.

dave said...

Katy Perry is the top guess for Ted C.'s latest Blind Vice about a coke-loving friend of Lindsay's, and she seems to fit this pretty well too - isn't she always talking about her Christian parents making her listen to gospel music? The ex would therefore be Travis McCoy. For the Nots - Britney and Beyonce are both singers, not sure how Reese fits though...

Anonymous said...

I immediately thought of Vanessa Hudgens.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea, but Taylor Swift/Carrie Underwood came to mind.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea, but Taylor Swift/Carrie Underwood came to mind.

Trixie Firecracker said...

I think the whole issue with Katy is that she doesn't pretend to be angelic. That is also applicable in Hudgen's case, she has sex pictures out there!

As far as I remember, Demi has been seen going to church with the Jonas guy, so GB wouldn't say "Where is she now? It's Sunday, is she in church?" because they'd be there together since they LOVE the PR attention they get.

Carrie Underwood or Taylor Swift are good guesses but Carrie is ENGAGED and I don't know if Taylor has a boyfriend....

I'm not sure if Emma Roberts pretends to be angelic and all to the press since I HONESTLY only heard about this girl after reading "Blind" guesses.

Pinky said...

How about Rhianna?

Anonymous said...

Demi.

Just broke up with Joe, could be he found out she's using more than just him for fame. Ex being Miley's bro Trace. Connections- Reese is actress who played a singer in a movie and the other two are singers who have starred in movies like Demi.

touched said...

HUMMMM.. Maggie Grace, BF Blake Mycoskie ex..Ian Somerholder Just cause of LOST this weekend really.

Anonymous said...

brittany snow

Melissa said...

Perhaps I'm just too old to keep up, but for some reason Mandy Moore comes to mind here.

anon57 said...

Hmm... renting out residences and penthouse suites for every party? That would be extremely expensive. Must think of girls who could afford doing this a lot. It's not Miley, no one would mistake her for innocent! Not Vanessa Hudgens for the same reason. I don't think Demi Lovato or Emma Roberts make enough to do this. My guess is Emma Watson.

AsstGeek said...

Just curious, but why are you out to get Emma Watson? She's not in LA, and haven't heard she's a big party girl.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Katy Perry

Before kissing a girl, she sang gospel music & her dad's a preacher

The Ex would be Travis McCoy who is currently recording an entire album in her honor...wait for it..."Forgetting Katy Perry", plus as sum1 mentioned, Ted's recent "Strawberry" blind about her love for coke which is believed to be her

I totally think its her

Anonymous said...

HaIL mARY Duff

Mark Skull said...

Nice post, and thanks for using the image! Mind giving me a quick credit for it, and a link? :)

Cheers! :D

http://www.larrywestproductions.com

Anonymous said...

It's Katy Perry, but the ex isn't Travis. Think earlier, K?

Anonymous said...

i thought of miley because Hail Mary=Hannah Montana=Miley Cyrus.. just a thought