Saturday, May 29, 2010
The Week In Review
Slipknot bassist Paul Grey also passed away this week, leaving fans in mourning and bringing his band mates out in support, and plain faced.
In Scream 4 news, Variety reports that Hayden Panettiere, Rory Culkin, and Emma Roberts have all signed on for Scream 4. In related news, Kevin Williamson just sold out and finally killed my favorite movies EVER!
LOST fans around the world waited for the big payoff in the series finale. For six years, Losties have waited in anticipation for this moment that was about to bestow upon them. And what happened? The same thing that happened after you waited all of those years to finally get laid. Not one motherfuc*en thing. So if you missed the finale, don't fret. So did everyone who watched it.
Lindsay Lohan's court appearance became must see tv after a week of dramatic season finales. Not only did our favorite party girl manage to get out of going to the big house, where Sam Ronson would have been replaced rather quickly, but Lindsay made SCRAM bracelets have their best week ever. Teenage girls everywhere are plotting to get them now. Way to go Lindsay, you big trendsetter you!
American Idol crowned it's ninth Idol this week, Lee Dewyze. He beat out Crystal Bowersox by only 2% and shocked everyone by taking the title. Not that the boy isn't good, but Crystal is the next American Idol. Besides, the whole show was a tribute to the departing Simon Cowell anyway. And Idol answered the age old question. How many washed up acts can you get on one stage in two hours. And let's not forget the guy who came up with the idea to let Paula take the stage after filling her new prescription and hitting the local liquor store. I thought she was either going to pass out from that tight ass dress or tumble off the damn stage. Best part was when Abdul would deliver a line she thought was hilarious and then pause for the crowd to laugh....which they never did. Take a hint!
Megan Fox was kicked out of Transformers 3. And I mean kicked hard. To make up for it she has decided to be a bitch to her fiance's Brian Austin Green's baby mama Vanessa Marcil. And my money is on Vanessa. Did you watch her on General Hospital? So Shia will now be lovin' on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as she is his new leading lady in the flicks.
Miley Cyrus decided to be a douche and announce her hatred of Glee. “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t,” the mouthy 17-year-old told Billboard magazine.“What if this was real life and I was just walking down the street on Rodeo Drive and all of a sudden I just burst into song about how much I love shoes?” Hey Miley, we know it's not real dumbass. It's called a movie, and acting. You know, that thing they want you to learn how to do. I mean come on.