1- Which television actor is lying to his wife about working late? Not so that he can cheat on her, it's because he is addicted to strip clubs. He never does anything, nor does he drink. He just sits and watches and then goes home and porks the wifey.
2- What celebrity couple has been looking for another couple to pop into their bedroom to heat it up and recently came on to a couple more famous than them? They got turned down and now are scared that everyone else will learn of their secret.
3- This B-List actor is moving up in the world, but is hoping that his past indiscretions don't come out. Like knocking up a woman and taking off for Hollywood with someone else.