Mini Blinds

1- What new couple reportedly got carried away in a NYC restaurant yesterday?  As other patrons watched, they groped and pawed at each other like teenagers.  Which they are the total opposite of!!  As he went to the bathroom, witnesses were shocked to see her follow seconds later.  They both returned moments later flushed and she clearly had "sex hair."  I'm all for love, but after a certain age take it back to the home!

2-This A list actor ran to his favorite diner, but got there after they closed.  The staff recognized him and opened the doors and fed him until his 6 pack turned into a keg.  Our older actor was so happy he tipped each employee with a hundred dollar bill for their troubles.

3-One of the most famous names right now is  tearing up NYC with his late night parties and his visit']s to a certain cruising spot.  The actor dines as ABC Kitchen and then walks through Union Square where he either picks up a bag of weed or an admiring fan who is willing to go down on him.  You may wonder how such a big name can do this, but with a hoodie and shades he is pretty unrecognizable.  And gays seem to have a fetish for anonymity.