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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Go The Distance

Scarlett Johansson is fresh off of her divorce from Ryan Reynolds, a favorite around these parts.  We all know that in December, the couple suddenly divorce after two years of the most private marriage HW has ever seen.

However, some say that the reason they seemed so private is because they never saw each other.  And since they never saw each other, the marriage quickly crumbled.

Old news, right?  But we all know the number on reason long distance relationships do not work.  The wandering eye.  And while some people point the finger at Ryan and his friendship with Sandra Bullock as mysterious, my sources are saying that Scarlett was the one who couldn't keep her dress around her knees.

This is the girl who had hot elevator sex with a certain celebrity, I mean what did Ryan think.  And now along comes Sean Penn.  A one night stand that has seemingly turned in a relationship.  Sources are saying that when the couple attended the blond tramps wedding over the weekend, Penn and Johansson were an actual couple.

Old news, right? One should really investigate the first time Scarlett visited Mr. Penn.  The REAL first time.....

My advice to Scarlett, you had better slow down.  I know you like older men, but they are taking a toll on you.  You are only 26! You look a hell of a lot older than me and I am only ....well.  You look rough, girl!

7 comments:

pomme said...

when you see your partner only once per month, of couse the relationship won't work

markzzbr said...

Crazy bitch. I would never leave Ryan Reynolds for any other men. He is stunningly handsome and seems a real wonderful guy.
And I won't even talk about how ugly Sean Penn is.

Anonymous said...

You clearly hate Reese Witherspoon GB. More evidence that you're Jake G, or his loser bf Austen whatshisface.

entertainment crumb said...

Who was the celebrity Scarlet had elevator sex with, again? Anyway, I blame her rough look on Penn. Didn't Madonna start looking rough while they were married?

Anonymous said...

i hate Reese and I'm just a mom in Georgia....

Anonymous said...

I hate Reese too and I don't use the word "hate" often.

pomme said...

the guy with who Johansen f*cked in an elevator is Benecio Del Toro when she's 19 but it was a rumor