FameWhore Farrah Returns

Do we all remember FameWhore Farrah?  She was the publicity hungry star who once gave up her baby to make it in HW.  Oh, and to avoid the scandal of the father's identity.

Farrah and her people tracked down said girl when it became apparent that either they found her or she found them via The Enquirer.  The girl was flown aboard a private jet to Farrah's secluded fortress and was delivered a check and the promise of a never ending bank account if she stayed away from the public eye.  The girl took the money, that was all she was ever after to begin with.



Farrah's mistake was taking along "trusted" employees with her to meet the child.  Especially the one with a big mouth who she ended up firing a year later after finding him blowing her man by the pool.  But that is not what this story is about.

The fired employee demanded money, as most do when they are fired.  Farrah agreed to meet the employee and discuss a severance package.  But when the guy arrived to meet Farrah, he met her hired thugs instead.  And the only severance he was going to get was from his own package if he didn't back off.

Farrah feels accomplished, but the employee is writing a book.  He figures once he is in the public eye, they cannot harm him.  He isn't the first one with this book writing idea.  But he is the first to have photos of Farrah passed out on the toilet with a needle in her arm while one of her little children played nearby.  He is also the only one who knows that Farrah's husband enjoys the company of young, tight men with no body hair and that he and Farrah haven't lived in the same part of their house since she had their baby,

Farrah, Farrah, Farrah.  When will you learn that money doesn't erase the past.  Or reality for that matter.  Pretty soon, it will all be out and you will go back to living in the pit of hell having sex with someone who shares the same blood.

It's Not:
Courtney Cox-Arquette
Sarah Jessica Parker
Kate Hudson